Crooked Timber - RFK Jr. and heroin voice;

Earthbound Misfit - awww … nobody loves the secret policemen!

Obsidian Wings - feeling Philoctetes;

Pharyngula - every time I feel sympathy for a church ...

Roy Edroso Breaks It Down - Prestige Press kinda-sorta acts like ICE did murder!

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