Crazy TACO King Postpones Armageddon After Two-Week Ceasefire Deal
Here's the short version. Iran pretty much got everything they wanted, and Trump gets to brag about "world peace."
So what happened last night? Is there a ceasefire? Sort of -- except Israel continued to bomb Lebanon and Lebanon is bombing Israel.
“This will be a double sided CEASEFIRE! The reason for doing so is that we have already met and exceeded all Military objectives, and are very far along with a definitive Agreement concerning Longterm PEACE with Iran, and PEACE in the Middle East. Almost all of the various points of past contention have been agreed to between the United States and Iran, but a two week period will allow the Agreement to be finalized and consummated.” -- Trump, Truth Social post.
“...We have already met and exceeded all Military objectives, and are very far along with a definitive Agreement concerning Longterm PEACE with Iran, and PEACE in the Middle East.” Sure, Jan.
“It is emphasized that this does not signify the termination of the war,” Iran’s statement said. “Our hands remain upon the trigger, and should the slightest error be committed by the enemy, it shall be met with full force.”
Is the Strait of Hormuz going to open? Eh, sure. But ships will now have to pay a million bucks to pass through.
What about the enriched uranium?