It's truly amazing that the Catholic Church so easily survives in communities. You know, with the ridiculous number of pedophiles they send out into the world.

Pardon the Pundit: Buddy Roemer finally drops out of the race after finally noticing that even he has no idea who he is.

The Paltry Sapien: Are you a Hippie, and if not…wherein not?

Joe. My. God: The government says there will be no zombies. This means there will soon be zombies. Get ready. And don't depend on a pug.

StopRush.net: Remember, the First Amendment also allows for freedom of assembly.

Round-up by William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum on Twitter). Send tips to mbru [at] crooksandliars [dot] com.