You can help out in Wisconsin, wherever you are. Call now, (608) 266-1212. Be polite, be thorough, and tell him all your clues!

Do you do impressions? Ask to speak to Chief-of-Staff Keith Gilkes, he'll get a big kick out of those!

Call it online tele-activism, satirical crowdsourcing, narrative-driven post-organizing...or maybe it's just trolling to tie up the Governor's valuable phone lines. Whatevs.

Don't make it your only contribution to the union cause, make it one of them. Those ringing phones can be one more reminder to that Governor--and all union-bustin', State Senator-houndin', ultimatum-givin' Governors in the country--labor is not only organized and ready, it has folks who can gum up their office in creative, fun, (polite, always polite), relentless ways.

Let us know in the comments if you call, how long your conversation lasted, and what your sighting was.

And stay vigilant. Clues are everywhere.