The Non Sequitur: Scarcity of arguments.

You Might Notice a Trend: Few people are as dangerous as an idealist as president.

Slacktivist: Validating haters is neither moderate nor civil.

Echidne of the Snakes: Who is to pay for day care?

First Draft: You can't pay for my contraception, Obamahitler!

This installment by Batocchio. E-mail tips to mbru AT crooksandliars DOT com.