David E' Fablog - CNN's Dewey-Defeats-Truman moment;

Feministing - South Carolina now objectively pro-cancer;

Jesus' General - the General writes to Randroid Paul and the Texas GOP;

PERRspectives - Republicans scream, rend clothes, offer nothing to replace ACA;

Romanesko - AP shuts down its gloating reporters.

blogenfreude blogs at stinque.com, tweets @blogenfreude, and wishes to remind you celebrants that Citizens United is still settled law.