This is how Kenneth Bobby Jindal began his CPAC speech.

“The organizers here at CPAC tell me you’ve had the opportunity to sign up to hear up to 70 political speeches over three days. You know, if I were offered a choice to hear 70 political speeches or undergo waterboarding, well I might have to think about that.”

HAHAHA torture is so funny HAHAHAHA.

And if you loved that joke, just wait until you hear his "brown people" stuff.