Erick Erickson, who recently left CNN for the nuttier pastures at Fox News, penned his first column for Roger Ailes today, which begins:

The editors of the New York Times often come across as school girls at a Justin Bieber concert when it comes to the Democrats. Thursday, they upped their school girl skirt just a bit more for the Democrats.

Nothing quite like a doughy, middle-aged white dude conjuring the image of a teenage girl lifting up her skirt, is there?

Erickson will fit right in at Fox.