FACT. Sister Toldjah is a bigoted wingnut who doesn't know what "nationalize" means. FACT. The number of gay conservatives is much smaller than the number of people who saw "Atlas Shrugs" in theaters.

But. I do love the idea of Teh Geyz nationalizing everything. Just think: no more ugly, pleated khakis. No more Applebee's. No more Pro Wrestling, NASCAR or, let's face it, Republicans.

Where do I sign up?