New York’s Hottest Club is CONCESSION. It has everything: Failed Randites, angry trust-fund babies, bitter Mormon housewives. Careful of the bouncer, it’s Nate Silver with a chart full of women! Also, don’t get caught in the car elevator bathroom, because it’s occupied by a guy named Adelson who flushed millions of dollars and now wants to dance with Karl Rove and the Supreme Court in the Dead Sea.

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