h/t Heather

Shorter McLaughlin Group:

Pat Buchanan - Obama needs to take over the economy before Inauguration Day or disaster will strike!

Monica Crowley - Government spending bad!

Mort Zuckerman - I'm the token liberal on this show? Bwa ha ha! I sold short? Double bwa ha ha!

Eleanor Clift - As the real token liberal on this show, poor people suffer more than you, McLaughlin!

John McLaughlin - Do NOT!