Zaius Nation: Zaius sings a time-honored tribute to Max Baucus.

Sunshine Empire: It's about payback.

Just an Earthbound Misfit: No, our children is not learning.

Fried Green Al-Qaedas: Horton Catches the Flu

And finally, Max Baucus, if that song by Zaius touched a nerve, you might take a lesson from Dirk Benedict.

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