Contextual Criticism: If Charlie Crist can get married, why can’t everybody?

Ice Station Tango: Always room for Jello…

The Greenbelt: If you’re gonna write about the Illinois Governor, at least spell his name right.

The Aristocrats: The world unites in a miracle of Zappadan.

And in another, Darkblack returns, thank goodness.

Guest roundup by Blue Gal. Mike returns Thursday.