It's Rapture Day! Get Ready For The Big Tribulation Shindig Afterward.
I'll bet that you didn't know that one of the real advantages for women getting caught up in today's scheduled Rapture is that it makes your boobs perky. Very perky. I have no idea what it will do for guys. But my guess is that Viagra
I'll bet that you didn't know that one of the real advantages for women getting caught up in today's scheduled Rapture is that it makes your boobs perky. Very perky.
I have no idea what it will do for guys. But my guess is that Viagra won't be needed.
In the meantime, the rest of us damned-for-all-eternity schlubs are looking forward to the Tribulation, because it means we won't have to put up with smug Bible-thumping zombies any more. Woo hoo!
The thing is, Pastor Camping's prophecy is really rather grim: