You're from Utah by way of Nevada. Big diff. But the tough-guy talk is duly noted, anyway. We're convinced. Really.]

Anyway, the comedy reached a real zenith later in the hour when BillO had that night's edition of the O'Falafel Loofah-Loving Harem on: Gretchen Carlson and Margaret Hoover. They set about decrying those nasty liberals thus:

Hoover: A lot of these people are degenerates from the 1960s. Like they didn't get the memo that the revolution is over, right? There's nothing to fight about anymore. They demonize people who they disagree with. And a lot of time you find them going after you personally when they can't make the argument with logic.

... O'Reilly: Look there's a difference between being an elitist -- Karl Rove at the top of the program said that was Sulzberger, he's an elitist, left-winger, knows better -- and being downright nasty mean. Nasty mean.

Hoover: You know why they do that? Because they can.

Yeah, I don't know where those hateful little elitist degenerates ever got that whole "nasty mean" thing either.