Susie Sampson went to the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte for the Tea Party Report and found, of course, plenty of evil liberals to interview, including John Kerry. But of far greater import, of course, were the Tea Partiers who showed up outside the convention to protest the evil Democratic Party, especially for its embrace of gay marriage. Notably, one of these was Victoria Jackson, the onetime SNL cast member who has since become one of the nuttiest of the wingnuts.

Best line: "If I was 12 and my hormones kicked in and I was told all of these options, I would be very confused."