Although I fantasize about organizing a literal "Round-Up" one day -- grabbing all those libertarian/wing-nut/tea-baggers, and deporting them to the "Government Free Planet" which they insist they want to live in -- we who believe in the REAL Constitution know that's just a bit problematic, even for a certain "Always Shovel-Ready" Ex-VP). So here's the next best thing:

Jack and jill Politics: Charlie Rangel Clowns Ethics Hearing, Walks Out and Is Found Guilty — the LeBron Nike Ad Parody

Squatlo Rant: Bill O’Reilly Dares Ted Koppel To Prove He's Lied On Air (and a link to help Koppel get started)

Tina Dupuy: Why not a "REAL Left Fox News"

Mock, Paper, Scissors: The Further Adventures of Peggy Noonan

Adam Serwer: The Populism Of John Yoo

Guest post by Don Davis of The Satirical Political Report. E-mail tips to Don at satiricalpolitical AT gmail DOT com.