the pre-election day hissy fit we're seeing from the "very delicate rightwingers whose fragile sensibilities have been repeatedly assaulted by the Animals in the Democratic Party during this campaign."

Dana Perino says Obama rally with Jay-Z and The Boss was like watching a male enhancement ad.:

Yes, this fount of wisdom was once press secretary for the president of the United States of America:

And not only does Perino (inexplicably) think that watching an Obama rally with Jay-Z and The Boss is like watching a Cialis or Viagra commercial, she also thinks it reflected the Democratic War on Women because Jay-Z reworked the lyrics from "99 Problems" to the following: "I've got 99 problems, but Mitt ain't one."