Parsley's Pics: Republicans are in no position to make a fuss about the Secret Service prostitution scandal.

Dogs against Romney: Associating with Ted Nugent should boost Romney's already-formidable cruelty-to-animals cred.

Jobsanger: Tax cuts caused the deficit, so scrapping them is the way fix it.

Green Eagle: Why are Americans forced to subsidize the nation's greatest source of moral corruption?

Round-up by Infidel753; tips to mbru [at] crooksandliars [dot] com.