To Head CIA Obama Nominates The Ringmaster Of The Festival Of Torture: John Brennan
John Brennan has been tapped the head the CIA...
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This is your moment of clarity #199: John Brennan has been tapped the head the CIA. "Tapped" is an appropriate word because he LOVES tapping your phone. He also loves some other things. Let's go through the list.