We're supposed to keep the LNMC apolitical, but David Wild's new list of songs for Ahmadinejad is too good to pass up.

At your own risk, here's my Playlist For A Total Dick-Tator: Songs To Put You In The Mahmoud:

"Elected" - Alice Cooper

"The Clampdown" - The Clash

"The Winner Takes All" - Abba

"Psycho Killer" - Talking Heads

"Boom Boom Pow" - Black Eyed Peas

"The Bitch Is Back" - Elton John

"Little Man" - Tom Waits

"Know Your Enemy" - Green Day

"Heartless" - Kanye West

"Hoedown Throwdown" - Miley Cyrus

"Frail Grasp On The Big Picture" - The Eagles

"So Small" - Carrie Underwood

"Bastard" - Ben Folds

I can't believe he forgot Short People by Randy Newman, Steal Away (The Night) by Ozzy Osbourne, or Wild in the Streets by the Circle Jerks.