Of course, nothing going on in the world is more important than Charlie Sheen's current, er, issues -- just ask Piers Morgan et al. -- but...

Bark Bark Woof Woof: Haley Barbour, the perfect Republican, misremembers the whole civil rights thing.

Can It Happen Here?: Obama, like Bush, betrays America's adherence to the rule of law. Gitmo's staying open for business.

Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The U.S. military screws up big-time in Afghanistan, killing children, and the Taliban grows ever stronger.

Comments From Left Field: Breaking news! Pope Benedict to clear Jews of responsibility for Christ's death! Well, that's a bit of progress, anyway.

Round-up by Michael J.W. Stickings of The Reaction.

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