One of the 600 or so people running to be mayor of Minneapolis came out with this ad, presumably to get attention in such a crowded field. Jeffrey Alan Wagner, in his bulging wet underpants vowed: “I will not take money from the developers, I will not take money from the political angle, I will not even go the strip clubs — anymore!” Wagner adds. “Wake the f*ck up!”

Erm..ok.

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