Greed. Oppression. Piety explains oil prices to us. Line up the usual suspects? Maybe, maybe not.

The Zoo reminds the GOPers that women are people, too.

Meanwhile, Juanita Jean's tells GOP men that some women take things into their own hands.

Bonus Track: Watertiger takes us to the races! Vroom! Vroom!

I'll be here all week! Remember to tip your waiter on the way out!

Round-up by Tengrain of Mock, Paper, Scissors who also blogs at Dependable Renegade. Send tips to: mbru AT crooksandliars DOT com