Fast Fact: Penguins are the only living organism on the planet that enjoy the taste of Newt Gingrich.

Jamil Smith: So, how did that #WarOnMoms work out for you, Mitt?

The Times Not: If life begins at conception, than it's time to make it legal for fetuses to pack heat.

Jeff Fecke: Jezebel continues it's long, slow decline.

Matt Osborne: A powerful reason why Rush Limbaugh does not belong on Armed Forces Radio.

Round-up by William K. Wolfrum; send tips to mbru [at] crooksandliars [dot] com.