"Two and a Half Men" and "Dancing with the Stars" are still things. You people don't deserve a government.

Dagblog: Early on, it was learned that kamikaze pilots didn't respond well to logic and reason.

Connecting the Dots: Doomsday liars poker in D.C.

The Moderate Voice: Yes, Virginia, non-facts don't become facts due to repetition.

Legal Schnauzer: The 1931 Supreme Court had extreme foresight.

Finally, learn why Dummies shut down the government.

Round-up by Bill Wolfrum of William K. Wolfrum Chronicles. Send tips to mbru AT crooksandliars DOT com.