C&Ler Hugh J. found this one and sent it to me. I admit it, I'm gonna miss all the fun stories that good ole Kathy "3/4 Pose" Harris provided.
I shall call you Chad: Congresswoman and U.S. Senate hopeful Katherine Harris dangles a possum she bought for $400 at the Wausau Possum Festival, all but locking up Florida's pro-possum vote. She also ate possum at the festival, which had to be disturbing to her new pet.
The Chron caption is pretty funny, but I know that the C&Lers can do better. Have fun.