Open Thread
By Logan Murphy Tuesday Nov 20, 2007 10:30pm
Ahh...a holiday classic. Write your own caption.
Olivia Zaleski at The Huffington Post says don't be a turkey, get your Thanksgiving feast green.
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Which one is the turkey?
"Nope. No balls here"
OMG no! It'll be too big!
Oh - I see.
No problem.
Khmer Rouge Figure Appears in Court
By SETH MYDANS
A man who once commanded an efficient and ruthless torture
house entered a court to answer for his crimes.
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/21/world/asia/21cambo.html?th&emc=th
Birds of a feather flock together.
I hope Zaleski aproves of the $45 organice Turkey we bough instead of a $15 non Organic Turkey.
This is whose dick? Oh shit, I'm biting this mo-fucka.
"A big pecker looking at a little pecker"...works both ways
".... and this thing cannot spill the beans like Monica did - sure hope no one has a camera..."
See, someone still likes me! See this Laura?
gee,I thought it was a worm!
ahhh.... I dunno... something about a small pecker. Too tired.
Polygamist Sentenced to 10 Years in Prison
By JOHN DOUGHERTY
Warren S. Jeffs was sentenced Tuesday to 10 years to life in prison for forcing a 14-year-old girl to "spiritually" marry her 19-year-old cousin and submit to sexual relations
against her will.
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/21/us/21jeffs.html?th&emc=th
..................
Is that guy a republican?
Your weapon of mass distruction must be in here somewhere...
Pardon this President screams as bird bites.
Turkeyhead's a gobblin'.
CoIntelPro @ 13:
Yeah and the good news for Jeffs is that polygamy is well practiced in prison. perverts like him should never get out.
I didn't know I was a furry!
It usually takes one wine cooler to get Laura this relaxed. Yeeee doggie!
He tapped his foot, so I tapped mine, and the next thing you know.....
Ben Franklin gets his wish. This turkey symbolizes our nation today.
I took a great pic today while traveling between work sites. Some folks just don't get it. Seeing as Al Gore is such a strong advocate for the environment, the irony made me speechless. This poor bastard was beggin to be posted on the internet, but I blocked out the license plate so they could save some face. Have a chuckle, sigh, and enjoy:
http://s9.photobucket.com/albums/a59/tumor_dgf/?action=view¤t=Iron...
I told you a thousand times Nancy, let the Gays get married and people will be wanting to marry and shack up with animals.......marriage is a sacred vow between a man and a woman, not between a man and a bird!
I just found out my evangelical, southern baptist wife is STILL looking for dates and sex with strange men on craigslist. Does anyone know of a site for progressives where I can find some discussion and/or support?
Any advice? We've been married 16 years and have two teenaged children.
"Now don't forget, Mr. Gobble Gobble...no teeth"
OK, you've got your pardon.
No David " he served in Clinton & Bush Admn. " Gergen , McClellan didn't start a political "drama " no what he said WASN'T confusing and he doesn't 'owe the President" an explanation . Are you fricken kidding , are you so comfortable with CNN asserting you are some kind of bi-partisan " analyst " . No, your not BS'ing everybody , because you're still a misleading RIGHT wing political hack , who happen to be given a job in the Clinton Admn. , but that doesn't make you bi-partisan nor an analyst , just a right wing spin machine protecting republicans .
McClellan doesn't fricken owe Bush anything , not an apology , not even an" explanation", because he told the truth , Bush lied and the rest of the Bush Crime Family lied , including that disgraceful Dick Cheney . CNN does the same propaganda , but in a little slicker , low key way, but at the end of the day, it's the same " controlling the message " and misleading the American public , along with Gloria B. who asserted Bush was "lied to" while debating Cafferty , who called the way it was .
After the Rage Against the Machine , what blew the next gasket , Anderson" former Langley CIA student" Cooper's book promotion with the racist Glenn Beck , who he claimed wants to " bring people together " even though he disagrees with many people . What a load . What a con job, he never brought Beck's recent Ignorant, condescending " shut your pie hole " comment to a lady on his show, real classy Beck . Never mind the " prove you're not a terrorist " to Rep. Ellis , who happens to be Muslim .
Now we know what it takes to get a presidential pardon
Appears there was a vote for the names of the pardoned turkeys -- http://www.whitehouse.gov/holiday/thanksgiving/2007/
There were less than 30K votes recorded. Next year need to find how to vote or submit names.
Wing and Prayer came in third.
Dubbya:
"Who invited Hannity to this thing?"
"Hey, Mr. Turkey, time for a Guantanamo Surprise."
The picture is perfect without a caption.
If if Clinton gets a blowjob from an intern, it's an impeachable offense. Bush gets head from an ignorant turkey, and everybody's okay with it. IOKYAR.
Valerie Plame's revenge.
I found Bush's brain.
grs @ 22:
Its the dumbing down of America, its amazing how many people barely know there's a war going on...
"It ain't cool being a jive turkey so close to thanksgiving."
Wait? Which one's the turkey?
No brains, no bush, no balls. Heck, not even the "childrens."
No weapons of mass destruction here.
I won't be having turkey this year but a few time in the recent past I've been able to enjoy fresh local wild turkey. I was given a couple of those back in the spring but no one gave me any this fall and I was to lazy to go out and shoot one myself. But there's still tomorrow morning! :-) Then again it really isn't turkey season now so don't tell anyone if you see me sneaking in my door with one under my arm!
odanny @ 36:
Isn't that amazing? How do you support someone while doing the exact opposite of what they're saying? I don't know, maybe the guy was driving to a demolition derby or something or getting ready to convert it to a biodiesel. It's the prime arrogant example of, "Do as I say, not as I do." Or better said, "You struggle. I'm gonna get mine."
NOW can we impeach him??!!
grs @ 22:
Is that a Ford Windstar you are driving? It looks just like mine.
Sixteen miles to the gallon, big whoop!
If you want a pardon, you have to do what Scooter did. Give me some beak bitch.
BUSH DENIES PARDON OF THANKSGIVING TURKEY, ORDERS WATERBOARDING OF HOLIDAY BIRD
On Tuesday, November 20th, President Bush revealed the identity of the National Thanksgiving Turkey, which in keeping with the annual White House tradition, will receive a presidential pardon. But according to well placed White House sources, the jailbird this year was selected months ago and is known internally by his code-name "Scooter."
For the details, see:
"Thanksgiving Turkey 'Scooter' Receives Bush Pardon."
JustSickOfIt @ 45:
Heh.
"I ordered a Jeff/James Dale Gannon/Guckert, not a turkey!"
"Man, the things you have to do to get a pardon around here!"
"Where's Tom DeLay when you need him?"
I'm kinda new around here. And gotta admit, this blog is the friggin' shit!
Welcome Wil! May the open-mindedness be with you.
xoites defends Constitution @ 44:
No minivans in my blood. I be the captain of a '97 Ford Escort that stills get 31 MPG. ARGGHH!!
Hey Stanley Rosenthal! Dunno, but I already feel at home here!
Not as good as Prince Bandar, but I like it rough sometimes.
Mrs. Clinton’s forgotten fling with the Killer of Karachi
Congress hates saving the Everglades.
The answer may lie here....
Anyone watching Charlie Rose with Karl Rove?
or is this a rerun...
May says: "It kind of looks like a penis. Only smaller"
mo_dems @ 59:
Wifes watching it. Rove in the flesh.
grs @ 54:
I am impressed. I need a hybrid.
Impeach on animal cruelty.
Kahoneez @ 27:
Kahoneez @ 27:
It must be the toughest job on the planet lying on a daily basis for people as arrogant and "above the law" as this crew.They don't even TRY to hide their crimes-they just re-write all the laws and leave it to McLellan and his ilk to clean up their blood splattered trail....That said...what kind of mind set does it take to willingly prop up this kind of evil horse shit?Any reasonably intelligent person can grok the level of sleaze that has taken over the office of the President.Which can only render folks like Scotty utterly complicit...like rats jumping ship.What a pack of ideologically fanatical vermin.
They'd vivisect their own mothers for "lower taxes" or some shit fer Christ Sake. Fuck 'em.
Pecker pecks pecker!
Now this is freaking smoking news that the NeoCons won't like. Lieutenant-General Ricardo Sanchez said he supported troop withdrawal legislation by the Democratic-controlled congress that calls for most US soldiers to be home within a year.
"Sanchez's critical remarks will be aired on Saturday for the weekly Democratic radio address."
Yeah, I know, he is a torturer, but I wonder how the MSM will spin this?
Leave to Al Jazeera to tell us.
JUST ANOTHER LITTLE PECKER
I see we both have small peckers!
The caption: "A little turkey gobbling."
The etymology of the slang meaning for the word "turkey" comes from the phrase "turkey gobbler," which was a reference to the act apparently depicted in the picture.
"Bill got Monica, and I got this!"
"When a turkey meets a turkey coming throught the rye..!"
("IT WAS MOMENT OF SILENCE"), WHEN THE PRESIDENT FED THE TURKEY HIS LAST MEAL....A LITTLE WORM !!
"I love Rocky Road
So have another triple scoop now baby"
"All the soda jerkers know my name"
COME ON TURKEY !!!,WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
Damn, not ANOTHER Republican congressman !
"No, not here. Remember, we only do that it Daddy's Special Room."
Woah,
What the hell is with the photo of FDR on the right side of the site page with a tear in his eye? Is this a photo of support for him? I hope not, because if it is, some people are very ignorant of what FDR did while he was President. Don't care about anything except his raising of the minimum wage? Well you should, because FDR was responsible for some MONSTROUS things.
Before the US entered WW2, his goal was to get the US involved by any means necessary. He was working with a cabal that tried to find ways to get Japan to attack the US by any means, for if the Japanese attacked first, it would seem like they started it. FDR did the same thing with the Japanese as Bush and Cheney did with Afghanistan and Iraq.
FDR actually:
Froze Japanese assets
Stopped the US citizenry from trading with Japan
Aided Japan's enemies, which is against war rules
Knew weeks beforehand Pearl Harbor was going to be hit
This is a President who acted IDENTICALLY to Bush.
> “Hey, Mr. Turkey, time for a Guantanamo Surprise.”
Guantanamo Punch
NOW BARBARA!!!!...PAY ATTENTION.
"Party affiliation notwithstanding, knob-gobblers are always a welcome addition to the white house staff."
This was staged...just like the Mission Accomplished banner, Saddam's trial, and Bush winning the presidency.
"Any have an electron microscope handy?"
Tomorrow I'm going to be doing the honors with the meat cleaver myself.....heh heh heh ...Gonna have us some bird and watch them Cowboys, Hook 'Em Horns!! ...heh heh heh
How Bird Flu made the jump
NOW BARBARA WAIT A MINUTE!!!!...."PLEASE BABY", IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOK LIKE , I COULD EXPLAIN.
Hey, That looks like a penis,...only smaller.
Eric V. @ 84:
I am a war President. I don't have to explain anything.
If turkeys could talk, this one would comment on what little a giblet Chimpy has! Oh my!
Atleast Bill got a woman to give him a blow job......can we impeach shrub now....it looks like he's gettin his BJ.
George's version of Monica?? Hmmm, me thinks so!
I think ya'll got it wrong. Bush didn't get a blowjob, Bush *IS* a blowjob.
"Easy on the giblets there, fella!"
The Judy's: Guyana Punch -
http://www.thejudys.com/ramfiles/smfguyana.ram
After Bush explained his pardon system, the turkey decided to go for the full pardon instead of the handjob that would get his sentence commuted...
"If I close my eyes, I can almost swear it's Rove."
(NEW BRIEF)......THIS JUST IN !!!!, WEAPONS INSPECTORS WAS AT THE WHITE HOUSE EARLY TODAY, LOOKING FOR (WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION ) APPARENTLY MR. BUSH WAS ONLY PACKING A PEA-SHOOTER.
Now this is how we stuff a turkey in Crawford.
Come back in March. I'll show ya what I do with a spring lamb.
Turkey sez:
"I'd blow him if he had a dick.
But he's a cu*t".
"It's my dick
You know
Never believe it's not so"
"It's good to be king."
or...
"How do mega-rich people ever get bored?"
or...
Finally, an impeachable offense. Someone check the dumpster for feathers!
Coming soon to a theater near you: Pink Flamingos II, The Revenge of Gobbles. Or maybe something about dinky toys and an erection set.
I was going to write something, but instead I'm going to vote for #43.
Thanks for the wild turkey and
the passenger pigeons, destined
to be shit out through wholesome
American guts.
Thanks for a continent to despoil
and poison.
Thanks for Indians to provide a
modicum of challenge and
danger.
Thanks for vast herds of bison to
kill and skin leaving the
carcasses to rot.
Thanks for bounties on wolves
and coyotes.
Thanks for the American dream,
To vulgarize and to falsify until
the bare lies shine through.
Thanks for the KKK.
For n***er-killin’ lawmen,
feelin’ their notches.
For decent church-goin’ women,
with their mean, pinched, bitter,
evil faces.
Thanks for “Kill a Queer for
Christ” stickers.
Thanks for laboratory AIDS.
Thanks for Prohibition and the
war against drugs.
Thanks for a country where
nobody’s allowed to mind their
own business.
Thanks for a nation of finks.
Yes, thanks for all the
memories– all right let’s see
your arms!
You always were a headache and
you always were a bore.
Thanks for the last and greatest
betrayal of the last and greatest
of human dreams.
Thanksgiving Prayer
by William S. Burroughs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7_MYrVzU-Y
Impluck him.
“I am pleased to announce at this time my newest nominee for Attorney General…like the last one, this turkey has all the required qualifications…”
Hazy -
> The Revenge of Gobbles.
Gobbles, Gobells, what's the difference once the head's been chopped off. ;-)
Logan -
> a holiday classic.
You asked for it (after all, it is that time of the year) -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmJGPdd899o&eurl=http://samsedershow.com/
This Thanksgiving, wouldn't it be wonderful if prayer worked?
Bush would be transported immediately to his final resting place, hell, a victim of bird flu of the pecker, a horrible demise accompanied by enormous pain and swelling of the testicles. (the first time they were noticeable on Bush).
And Bush would be enshrined as the 'Presidential Turkey of All Time', in the Hall of InFame.
"Hey, you guys, this ain't no time fer a photo-op!"
One snip and the world would thank him forever.
One snip
Or another
I'm gonna getcha ...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=74xiXRxkKxc
Here's a Thanksgiving thought.
What if the presidential slate for '08 becomes Obama vs. Huckabee?
Will they run a sweet, friendly campaign full of comity in the spirit of bipartianship?
Will they even pray together?
(In different churches, of course, at the insistence of Pat Robertson and the Holy Council of Right-Thinking CrazyChristianEvangelicalFundamentalistBornAgainBoobRapturists)
Turkey gets blowjob
Do not always talk about Bush. Go Black Friday shopping! Here is my shopping list: http://www.globalgmail.com/upload/BFridayHotDeals.pdf
This is a dead Friday better than politicians.
If Bloomberg runs as an 'Independent', will he run as an 'Independent Republican' or an 'Independent Democrat'? (He's been both, you know)
And if he chooses Lieberman as his running mate, who is (or was, at last sighting) an 'Independent Democrat' (being touted as a 'Great candidate for Republican vice-president' by no less a kingmaker than 'Bloody Bill' Kristol), will Bloomberg be forced to choose 'Independent Republican' to 'balance the ticket'?
Or will he force Lieberman to come clean and announce that he (Lieberman) is really a Republican, now switching to 'Independent Republican'.?
Or will these two fakers just come clean and run as 'U.S./Zionist/ Likud Party' candidates?
"Well if it takes a BJ to get this asshole impeached, someone has to do it ........."
Once, there was Marilyn Monroe singing "Happy Birthday" to JFK. Now. . .well, I guess it gets lonely on the ranch.
I'll show them damn historians. I'm gunna pardon two turkeys. So there! Put that on my legacy. Heh heh heh.
A fascist gets "elected" by a court which doesn't represent the will of the people. Only this time, it's in Pakistan.
Deep-throated (heh heh and immensely annoying) movie-preview, voiceover guy says, " In a world where turkeys are killed just for being turkeys. One turkey had the courage to do what it took to stay alive."
darn, somebody got there before me...
Fringe Money from the Lunatic Ron Paul Fringe:
http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Creator_defends_illegal_Ron_Paul_Liberty_1...
Does anyone else suspect, now that Musharraf has purged the Pakistani Supreme Court and been rewarded with their approval of his election as President, that if he follows up on his 'pledge' to resign as Chief of the army, he will:
1. Resign as Chief of the Army
2. As President, assign the Army a cabinet position in his Presidency
3. Resume control of the Army as Head of the Cabinet
What Musharraf really needs is a good legal counsel.
I know where there's an out-of-work ex-Attorney General he could get, cheap. Of course, you get what you pay for, but there could be no cheaper legal counsel available.
And Musharraf could keep 'Speedy' in line.
"NO! George, NO! You're supposed to choke your chicken not your turkey!"
Preacher Boob @ 113:
That has ZERO chance of happening.
Paul in LA @ 120:
Out here in the west, where the loonies really run free, we've made 'Great Advances' (according to the PR releases) in combating the 'Precipitous Drop in the Dollar's Value'.
We're using beads, small stones, dried corn kernels as coins, and dried corn cobs and coconut shells as currency. But it still takes a couple wheelbarrows-full to buy a Hummer (and everyone needs a Hummer to have enough room to carry the cash to buy gas).
Maybe we're cock-eyed optimists, but we think 'It'll all work out'.
Turkey attacks chickenhawk!
Paul in LA @ 123:
Yeah, and in '99, you could have received 1000 to 1 odds against The Dummy being elected.
In the turkey's defense, he's just repeating what he saw all the other reporters doing earlier.
Damn, you're right, dude's hung like a light switch.
"Hey look! No pecker!"
Former Florida Secretary of State, Katherine Harris appears on White House lawn dressed as a Turkey.
Washington DC - After being stopped by security from attending the annual "Thanks giving day pardon". Ms. Harris, returned to the event in what can only be described as "the most anatomically correct turkey costume I have ever seen" according to one white house staffer who requested his name not be used in this article.
After receiving the "Presidential Pardon", Ms. Harris decided to give the president a "thank you", he wouldn't soon forget. Secret service agents rushed to the Presidents aid, but were kept at bay for 3 to 4 minutes, by the President who said he had the situation under control.
After wresting Ms. Harris from his groin, The President then concluded the event and returned to the White House to take a well deserved nap.
Glenn Greenwald: The Bilal Hussein Travesty
...gobble! gobble! ...ah! my pecker is bigger than yours!...gobble! gobble!
"From one pecker to another!"
Hey, so Clinton prefers the old fashion way.
One pecker to another, it takes balls to be a man.
"Yup, he's been over compensating"
"They couldn't find an intern, so I'm here."
Now that the Vatican is about to start offering salary incentive bonuses to it's employees (I presume that includes the Pope), can stock options be far behind?
And how will some lowly Cardinal, or for that matter, an honorable St. Peter's square street sweeper, explain to his family that he now owns a piece of the fabulous Vatican porn collection? And that he's leaving it to them in his will?
Will the Pope get a bonus or be docked a month's pay for meeting with George Bush? (Either one)
Will the Vatican eventually go the way of Enron, and will the Pope have to fake his suicide and hide out on his Sicilian estate for the rest of his life? Will Cardinal Law lose his pension and have to become a towel boy in a gay pedophilic Colorado Church 'House of Ill Repute'? Will 'The Debacle of Catholicism' become a CBS 'Reality' show with Couric as the Host/Narrator? Will the price of dispensations, annulments, divorces and abortions hit an all-time low? Will all of Rome's bridges have at least one hanging ex-Catholic heirarchy member's body below it?
Stay tuned. To Olbermann or Stewart, if you want the truth. Colbert, for truthiness. MSM for bullshit.
If Leeza is stupid enough to 'keep pressing China' on why they are refusing the aircraft carrier USS Kitty Hawk entry to Hong Kong harbor, she's liable not to like the answer:
'Because Ahmadinejad is planning to nuke it'.
(How's that for stirring up trouble on Thanksgiving?)
One pecker to another.
fowlatio
Can you shave his haid? heh,heh.
"Laura, you're fired."
From one old pecker to another: Where's the beef, dude? You need some viagra - quick!
Hey, he got a blowjob. Can we impeach him now ?
'Turn around, Turkey, I do anal not oral, what kind of a pervert do you think I am?'
Look carefully at bush in this picture. That is our president, the leader of the Free World, a man we "elected" to the presidency not once but twice.
Look carefully at bush in this picture, and weep for America.
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