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'Prosperity and peace are in the balance'

It’s been more than seven years, but I still laugh when I look back at this classic satirical item from The Onion, in which George W. Bush assured the nation that “our long national nightmare of peace and prosperity is finally over.”

“My fellow Americans,” Bush said (in this fake-news item), “at long last, we have reached the end of the dark period in American history that will come to be known as the Clinton Era, eight long years characterized by unprecedented economic expansion, a sharp decrease in crime, and sustained peace overseas. The time has come to put all of that behind us.”

Of course, this piece, written four days before Bush’s first inaugural, proved to be rather prophetic. But in the meantime, whenever I see or hear references to “peace and prosperity,” I think of The Onion, and the strength and success Bush squandered.

I was reminded of it again this morning, listening to Bush’s speech to the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC).

“Listen, the stakes in November are high. This is an important election. Prosperity and peace are in the balance.”

Really? Where is this elusive “prosperity and peace”?

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me oh my's picture

Bush also went onto say that he'd heard good things about "peace" and "prosperity" though he'd never been responsible for either...

sassafra's picture

the jackass in chief has spoken

Bangkok Bob's picture

The absolute height of hypocrisy.

The Reality's picture

Still not too late to an 'Oswald' on this guy...Hey, whaat? Can't blame me for hoping.

liberalista's picture

"Prosperity and peace are in the balance"---Does he mean that if a Dem is elected, we'll be giving up our disastrous war and wartime economy so you better vote Republican or we'll be stuck with 8 years of prosperity and peace?

BIGBONEDED's picture

The dumb ass probably meant to say a piece of someones posterity .

liberalista's picture

OMG! SITE MONITOR!! NUMBER 4!!!

The Reality's picture

liberalista @ 7:

OMG! SITE MONITOR!! NUMBER 4!!!

Oh shut up. What you reading this for if you're like, a Bushie-friend?

Bangkok Bob's picture

liberalista @ 7:

OMG! SITE MONITOR!! NUMBER 4!!!

somebody left the damned gate open again. no trolling!

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The Reality @ 8:

liberalista @ 7:

OMG! SITE MONITOR!! NUMBER 4!!!

Oh shut up. What you reading this for if you're like, a Bushie-friend?

Yea, let the guy say it. Who among you hasn't thought it?

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The Reality @ 8:

liberalista @ 7:

OMG! SITE MONITOR!! NUMBER 4!!!

Oh shut up. What you reading this for if you're like, a Bushie-friend?

that was over the top.

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The Reality @ 4:

Still not too late to an 'Oswald' on this guy...Hey, whaat? Can't blame me for hoping.

Tiskm tisk. You shouldn't say that. Bush and Cheney should be left alone to kill as many people as they want for big oil and Halliburton.

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Actually I think the bush quote was, "Prospomerity and peas are in the balancer."

The Reality's picture

Ok that was a little harsh, maybe. But he has caused so many deaths and so much destruction that one can't but wonder that if he was not there, how much better things could be.

Oh well, in about a year it will be so anyway.

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Sorry, didn't mean to start something. I guess I thought a barely veiled threat on the President was a little over the top. Don't flame me. I'll go away.

Ruthless People's picture

If Pelosi were leaning any closer to Dead Eye she'd be sitting in his lap.

Bangkok Bob's picture

Wonder what I missed last night, seems everybody has a hangover this morning.
ahh, youth ... they heal in 2 hours. Me I lose a couple of days.

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liberalista @ 15:

Sorry, didn't mean to start something. I guess I thought a barely veiled threat on the President was a little over the top. Don't flame me. I'll go away.

LOL ... "Don't Flame me bro'"

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Bangkok Bob @ 17:

Wonder what I missed last night, seems everybody has a hangover this morning.
ahh, youth ... they heal in 2 hours. Me I lose a couple of days.

Yea, I had a big one this morning. Hangover too.

me oh my's picture

George W. Bush

I (heart) Prosperity and Peace*

*just not when I'm in charge

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me oh my @ 20:

George W. Bush

I ♥ Prosperity and Peace* (notice the heart is black)

*just not when I'm in charge

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liberalista @ 15:

Sorry, didn't mean to start something. I guess I thought a barely veiled threat on the President was a little over the top. Don't flame me. I'll go away.

Nobody threatened Clinton, that was our last president. For the past 7 years we've been living under a right wing activist court installed dictatorship.

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liberalista @ 15:

Sorry, didn't mean to start something. I guess I thought a barely veiled threat on the President was a little over the top. Don't flame me. I'll go away.

you were right.stick around

John Wayne's picture

Peace = War
Prosperity = Recession
Bush = Douche Bag

uncle joe mccarthy's picture

big deal

one sociopath speaking to 6,000 other sociopaths

take a look at the faces of the atendees of cpac

all the college brownshirts who are only happy to have someone else fight their battles and die for them, while they get their drink on back in their hotel rooms

these people were cheering bush, the man who set the agenda for the amnesty bill, yet booed mccain for trying to get that bill through

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The prosperity comes from war profiteering.
Once you're rich you move somewhere safe or pay for private security and a really high wall. There's the peace.
Peace and prosperity ala shrub co. World domination for a better tomorrow.

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Ruthless People @ 16:

If Pelosi were leaning any closer to Dead Eye she'd be sitting in his lap.

... and what is with the fucking clapping and perma-smile in that plastic turncoat's face?

Fuck the lot of them, the GOP and their enablers.

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I heart me....*

*said in mybest "Buffalo Bill" Silence of the Lambs voice....

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Ruthless People @ 16:

If Pelosi were leaning any closer to Dead Eye she'd be sitting in his lap.

Evil and cybernetics have their own gravitational pull.

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Ruthless People @ 22:

liberalista @ 15:

Sorry, didn't mean to start something. I guess I thought a barely veiled threat on the President was a little over the top. Don't flame me. I'll go away.

Nobody threatened Clinton, that was our last president. For the past 7 years we've been living under a right wing activist court installed dictatorship.

I guess you missed the glory days of the 90s right wing hate radio.

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John Wayne @ 24:

Peace = War
Prosperity = Recession
Bush = Douche Bag

Based on the first 2 shouldn't it be Bush = Good?

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Some relevant quotes from George Orwell's "1984"

Syme: Beautiful thing, the destruction of words.

"WAR IS PEACE. FREEDOM IS SLAVERY. IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH."

Winston Smith: In accordance to the principles of Doublethink, it does not matter if the war is not real, or when it is, that victory is not possible. The war is not meant to be won. It is meant to be continuous. The essential act of modern warfare is the destruction of the produce of human labor. A hierarchical society is only possible on the basis of poverty and ignorance. In principle, the war effort is always planned to keep society on the brink of starvation. The war is waged by the ruling group against its own subjects. And its object is not victory over Eurasia or Eastasia, but to keep the very structure of society intact.

"And in the general hardening of outlook that set in ... practices which had been long abandoned ... -- imprisonment without trial, the use of war prisoners as slaves, public executions, torture to extract confessions, the use of hostages and the deportation of whole populations -- not only became common again, but were tolerated and even defended by people who considered themselves enlightened and progressive."

"And if all others accepted the lie which the Party imposed—if all records told the same tale—then the lie passed into history and became truth. 'Who controls the past' ran the Party slogan, 'controls the future: who controls the present controls the past.'"

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Tyler Durden @ 30:

Ruthless People @ 22:

liberalista @ 15:

Sorry, didn't mean to start something. I guess I thought a barely veiled threat on the President was a little over the top. Don't flame me. I'll go away.

Nobody threatened Clinton, that was our last president. For the past 7 years we've been living under a right wing activist court installed dictatorship.

I guess you missed the glory days of the 90s right wing hate radio.

No I was there. It turned me into the compassionate leebrul I am today!

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Tyler Durden @ 30:

Ruthless People @ 22:

liberalista @ 15:

Sorry, didn't mean to start something. I guess I thought a barely veiled threat on the President was a little over the top. Don't flame me. I'll go away.

Nobody threatened Clinton, that was our last president. For the past 7 years we've been living under a right wing activist court installed dictatorship.

I guess you missed the glory days of the 90s right wing hate radio.

Oh, and who can forget's Jesse Helm's veiled threat against the then president Clinton.

GOPers can say the darnest things. And yet liberals are the ones having to watch their mouth.

In all honestly, political assination is a tool rarely exercised by the left, and yet so commonplace on the right. You know, JFK, RFK, MLK, etc, etc... liberals drop like flies, and yet conservatives get to be the ones who complain about how mean the liberals are.

Fuck'em!

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Bush: McCain will best carry out my agenda.On Fox News today, Time’s Mark Halperin said, “The President behind the scenes has told people for months that he thought McCain would be the nominee. Even during some of those dark periods he still thought he could win. And also that McCain would be the best to carry forth his agenda.” Watch it:

http://thinkprogress.org/2008/02/08/bush-mccain-will-best-carry-out-my-a...

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McCain Confirms It: A Vote for Him Is a Vote for a Third Bush Term
Submitted by BuzzFlash on Mon, 02/04/2008 - 1:24pm. Alerts
A BUZZFLASH NEWS ALERT
DNC Press

Washington, DC - During appearances on Fox News Sunday and CBS's Face the Nation, John McCain made it clear: a vote for him is a vote for a third Bush term. Echoing his earlier statement that we could be in Iraq for 100 years, he said again that he would continue Bush's never ending civil war in Iraq. "We have to take care of the world's security," McCain said.

"The choice between the Democrats and Republicans couldn't be more clear. A vote for John McCain is a vote for a third Bush term with a never ending war in Iraq and an economy that favors those at the top. A vote for a Democrat is a vote to bring our troops home from Iraq, for an economy that works for all Americans, and a return to America's priorities," said Democratic National Committee Press Secretary Stacie Paxton.

McCain: A Third Bush Term
"They want to have the government run the health care system in America. I want the private sector to do it. On the issue of national security policy, there are very sharp differences... They want to withdraw from Iraq and if we do that al Qaeda wins." [Face the Nation, 2/3/2008]

"I have a strong conservative record and I'm proud of that record and I also believe on the national security side it's going to be a clear difference between me and Senator Clinton or Senator Obama. A clear difference on whether we're going to increase spending or decrease spending, increase taxes or decrease taxes, whether we're going to withdraw from Iraq or we're going to see this thing through to the success." [Fox News Sunday, 2/3/2008]

McCain's 100 Year War in Iraq: "We have to take care of the world's security"
"...This strategy is succeeding. Ad I believe that if we had set a date for withdrawal or if we do set a date for withdrawal, al Qaeda will then win and we'll see chaos and genocide in the region. That's another significant difference that Senator Clinton and I have...and I look forward to discussing it. It's not a matter of how long Americans stay. It's a matter of American casualties. And those casualties are coming down and we can eliminate them. Look, we're in Kuwait right next door to Iraq. We're in turkey. We're in Bosnia. We're all over the world. One of the obligations, unfortunately, of being a great superpower is that we have to take care of the world's security." [Fox News Sunday, 2/3/2008]

McCain: More of the Same Bush Supreme Court
"I would appoint justices such as the ones I've strongly supported and gotten through the Senate with the help of many others or help along with others. Only those who strictly interpret the constitution of the United States and do not legislate from the bench... If you have justices that have a clear, conservative, a clear, strict interpretation of the constitution of the United States, then you don't have to worry about what their decisions will be." [Fox News Sunday, 2/3/2008]
A BUZZFLASH NEWS ALERT
http://www.buzzflash.com/articles/alerts/331

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Bush Says 'Prosperity and Peace' at Stake in November Presidential Election
Bush rallies conservatives for campaign
DEB RIECHMANN
AP News
Feb 08, 2008 10:45 EST
Without naming John McCain, President Bush marshaled the conservative wing of the Republican Party on Friday to back the presumed GOP presidential nominee for the upcoming battle against the Democratic Party.
"The stakes in November are high. This is an important election. Prosperity and peace are in the balance," Bush told about 2,000 people attending the Conservative Political Action Conference. "So with confidence in our vision and faith in our values, let us go forward, fight for victory and keep the White House in 2008."
Bush spoke to a boisterous crowd shortly after 7 a.m. EST. The ballroom erupted in cheers when someone shouted "Are there conservatives in the house?" When the president walked on stage, they clapped and chanted "Four more years! Four more years!"
Bush reached his lowest approval rating in The Associated Press-Ipsos poll on Friday as only 30 percent said they like the job he is doing, including an all-time low in his support by Republicans. Still, the crowd gave him standing ovations, cheering his comments on tax relief, the military buildup in Iraq, the Reagan years and his opposition to abortion. They booed when Bush said his critics want to expand the size and scope of the federal government.
Conservatives are resigned to seeing McCain lead the Republican ticket in November, but he has a long history of disputes with the party's right flank. Conservatives may try to influence McCain's positions and his choice of a running mate. And the possibility exists that they will stay home in November, a development that could cost him swing states such as Ohio.
Bush is not ready to weigh in formally on the election, even though Mitt Romney announced on Thursday that he was suspending his campaign, virtually sealing the nomination for McCain. The president is, however, priming the GOP's conservative base to get ready to back McCain.
"We have had good debates and soon we will have a nominee who will carry a conservative banner into this election and beyond," Bush said.
"I'm absolutely confident that with your help, we will elect a person who shares our principles," the president said.
McCain claims he is a true conservative and has lined up the endorsements of many conservative political leaders. But James Dobson, one of the nation's most prominent evangelical Christian leaders, backed Mike Huckabee's presidential bid Thursday night. Dobson reiterated his declaration on Super Tuesday that he could not in good conscience vote for McCain because of concerns over the Arizona senator's conservative credentials.
Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., was straightforward in expressing his support for McCain.
"I've had some disagreements with John McCain over the years, but he's my friend," McConnell said. "More importantly for this race, he's a conservative. And he has my full support.
"When Americans see what the liberals are offering this year, we'll win again," McConnell said, adding that eight years ago, Bush "showed the Clintons the door."
"With the help of you all, we're going to make sure they stay out," he said.
White House spokesman Scott Stanzel said Bush's remarks were not intended to rally the party around McCain. "There are several candidates in the race," Stanzel said. "We have a vigorous campaign going on." He said Romney's departure "gets us one step closer to having a nominee. We're not there yet."
Bush used his speech to the conservative gathering as a venue for comparing and contrasting Republican philosophies with those of GOP critics.
He defended his record on the economy, saying tax cuts contributed to a record 52 months of job creation, which just ended. Bush backed his decision to twice veto legislation to pave the way for taxpayer-funded embryo research, and he lauded medical advances in stem cell research that would yield good results without destroying embryos.
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White House: http://www.whitehouse.gov
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http://www.rawstory.com/news/mochila/Bush_rallies_conservatives_for_camp...

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FreedomOfInformationAct @ 35:

Bush: McCain will best carry out my agenda.On Fox News today, Time’s Mark Halperin said, “The President behind the scenes has told people for months that he thought McCain would be the nominee. Even during some of those dark periods he still thought he could win. And also that McCain would be the best to carry forth his agenda.” Watch it:

http://thinkprogress.org/2008/02/08/bush-mccain-will-best-carry-out-my-agenda/#comments

Well, McCain took a bullet for baby Bush in 2000. So I guess they need someone to take over the GOP while they groom Jeb for 2012.

McCain is just too much of a dolt to realize he is being set up to be the fall guy. What a moron.

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rpppolyp @ 29:

Ruthless People @ 16:

If Pelosi were leaning any closer to Dead Eye she'd be sitting in his lap.

Evil and cybernetics have their own gravitational pull.

Ah, the smaller, weaker Planet Pelosi in the gravitational pull of the Death Star. I get it now, thanks!

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I keep going back to that Onion article and still can't believe that nearly every SINGLE thing in it has actually happened. Really, pick a quote, and in most cases what actually happened is worse. "Once again, we will enjoy mounting debt, jingoism, nuclear paranoia, mass deficit, and a massive military build-up."

Also, when Bush uses the words "peace and prosperity" in reference to himself, is he so deluded that he actually thinks that the last seven years have been peaceful and prosperous, or is it just propagandistic verbal diarrhea that speechwriters are unable to do without?

I mean, he could argue that it's going to get WORSE if we elect a nominal liberal, but I would challenge you to find one sane person who thinks things have been going swell during Bush's term. Again, arguing that he's making it less bad, I'll give (wrong, but at least it's a legitimate argument), but in absolute terms? Sick.

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Not worried yet? You should be!

Bush Declares That Cheney Is ‘The Best Vice President In History’
During his speech at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) this morning, President Bush told the crowd of raucous right-wing activists that he “appreciates the fact that” they “invited Vice President Cheney” to speak.
Between intermittent cheers of “four more years,” Bush told the crowd, Cheney “is the best vice president in history.”

Watch it:
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/02/08/bush-cheney-best/

While Bush’s chosen superlative for Cheney may be “best vice president” ever, history is likely to take another view. For instance, Cheney’s biographer Stephen Hayes describes him as “the most secretive” vice president in history.

The American people may have a different opinion as well. In a recent opinion poll, only 28 percent of Americans approved of the job Cheney is doing as vice president. Additionally, over 221,000 Americans have signed a petition calling for Congress to begin impeachment hearings against him.

Digg It!

Filed under: Administration
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Ruthless People @ 39:

rpppolyp @ 29:

Ruthless People @ 16:

If Pelosi were leaning any closer to Dead Eye she'd be sitting in his lap.

Evil and cybernetics have their own gravitational pull.

Ah, the smaller, weaker Planet Pelosi in the gravitational pull of the Death Star. I get it now, thanks!

I would not classify Pelosi as a planet, she is rather in the "asteroid" or "cosmic debris" category.

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Marc @ 40:

I keep going back to that Onion article and still can't believe that nearly every SINGLE thing in it has actually happened. Really, pick a quote, and in most cases what actually happened is worse. "Once again, we will enjoy mounting debt, jingoism, nuclear paranoia, mass deficit, and a massive military build-up."

Also, when Bush uses the words "peace and prosperity" in reference to himself, is he so deluded that he actually thinks that the last seven years have been peaceful and prosperous, or is it just propagandistic verbal diarrhea that speechwriters are unable to do without?

I mean, he could argue that it's going to get WORSE if we elect a nominal liberal, but I would challenge you to find one sane person who thinks things have been going swell during Bush's term. Again, arguing that he's making it less bad, I'll give (wrong, but at least it's a legitimate argument), but in absolute terms? Sick.

the word you are looking for is 'delusional'

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FreedomOfInformationAct @ 41:

Not worried yet? You should be!

Bush Declares That Cheney Is ‘The Best Vice President In History’

I guess we will have to take his word for it, because sure as hell no one knows what Cheney has been up to, with all the secret man-sized safes and all. Is there any record of Cheney that has not been classified during his tenure as President?

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Tyler Durden @ 42:

Ruthless People @ 39:

rpppolyp @ 29:

Ruthless People @ 16:
Evil and cybernetics have their own gravitational pull.

Ah, the smaller, weaker Planet Pelosi in the gravitational pull of the Death Star. I get it now, thanks!

I would not classify Pelosi as a planet, she is rather in the "asteroid" or "cosmic debris" category.

Maybe the small moon on the other side of Alderon? I'm trying to give her a little bit of credit.

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Bush sez: My attitude is that I made the pie higher, but now the democrats will make it more few. They will not,...er...I have...they are not good pie-ers.

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Prosperity and Peace went out when you came in, George.

Go fuck yourself.

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Bush has done what the coward Democrats let him. Too concerned with breaking election promises, hugging trees, and which celebrity's rectum their head was currently in to force a vote on a declaration of war. Cowards the whole lot of them donkeys. They are the real criminals here.

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Ruthless People @ 45:

Tyler Durden @ 42:

Ruthless People @ 39:

rpppolyp @ 29:

Ah, the smaller, weaker Planet Pelosi in the gravitational pull of the Death Star. I get it now, thanks!

I would not classify Pelosi as a planet, she is rather in the "asteroid" or "cosmic debris" category.

Maybe the small moon on the other side of Alderon? I'm trying to give her a little bit of credit.

Don't worry for her, Pelosi will in due time get crushed by the tidal waves of Cheney and it will become the startdust that makes up the rings of shit that we can see circling around Saturn-Cheney.

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Tyler Durden @ 44:

FreedomOfInformationAct @ 41:

Not worried yet? You should be!

Bush Declares That Cheney Is ‘The Best Vice President In History’

I guess we will have to take his word for it, because sure as hell no one knows what Cheney has been up to, with all the secret man-sized safes and all. Is there any record of Cheney that has not been classified during his tenure as President?

or that didn't burn up in the fire in cheney's office on December 19th, 2007?

Is the White House destroying more ‘evidence’?

White House complex on fire.
The networks are reporting that a fire is burning inside the Eisenhower Executive Office Building. The EEOB is located right next to the White House and holds much of the White House staff.

UPDATE: MSNBC’s Kelly O’Donnell reports, “The Vice President was not in the ceremonial office. He was, in fact, in the Oval Office with the President at the time the fire broke out and that no one believed to be a part of the office has suffered any injuries.”
UPDATE II: “Preliminary indications are that the fire may have started in a room housing electrical or telephone equipment,” adjacent to Vice President Dick Cheney’s ceremonial office suite on the second floor.
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Cheney’s Office Damaged in Fire. How Convenient!
Fire controlled at White House compound
San Jose Mercury News, USA
Cheney's office was damaged by smoke and water from fire hoses, White House spokesman Scott Stanzel said. The vice president was not in the building at the ...
Cheney's office damaged in fire
San Jose Mercury News, USA
By TERENCE HUNT AP White House Correspondent President Bush, and firefighters, wave outside the Eisenhower Executive Office Building, on the White House ...
Fire damages Cheney's ceremonial office
New Zealand Herald, New Zealand
US President George W. Bush (L) thanks firefighters for extinguishing a fire in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building on the grounds of the White House. ...
The Walrus Says
Jamestown Press, USA
Some yuletide fun from BJ Whitehouse. It's called Christmas Song First Lines and the point is to figure out the Christmas song by using the clue based on ...
Fire damages Cheney office
Gulf Daily News, Bahrain
WASHINGTON: A fire broke out last night near US Vice-President Dick Cheney's ceremonial office, in a building overlooking the White House, ...

http://news.google.com/news?sourceid=navclient&ned=us&q=white+house+fire...

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White House confirms the following records destroyed in the 3rd floor fire: New UPDATES
by Reality Bites Back
Wed Dec 19, 2007 at 11:54:17 AM PST
This afternoon, the White House confirmed that a quickly contained blaze isolated to a storage room utility closet on the third floor of the Eisenhower Executive Office building destroyed the following records:
• Reality Bites Back's diary :: ::

all records pertaining to:
All Executive Branch internal correspondence since January, 2001
All RNC computer servers, back-up servers, and archival back-ups
The original Downing Street Memo and associated notes
Valerie Plame and the White House investigation of the leak (W.H. UPDATE: no records of Valerie Plame investigation destroyed as there was no investigation)
Bandar Bush
God’s personal correspondence with President Bush including those related to the invasion of Iraq
No-bid Halliburton contracts
War crimes committed by U.S. contractors in Iraq
Troop body armor tests and procurement orders
Jessica Lynch
The pulling down of the Saddam statue by non-Iraqis
All unaccounted for money in Iraq
The "troops" fault to not guard the weapons stockpile in Iraq
Abu Ghraib
Scuttling of the original Abramoff investigation, by the President
Federal court appointees and their qualifications and records
Extraordinary rendition
Negroponte’s activities in Iraq
Judith Miller’s embedded reporting and using her influence to override generals
Bombing Al-Jazeera television
"Mission Accomplished"
Bribing and threatening of journalists and planting of stories in the U.S and Iraq
Stopping the NY Times from revealing White House secret spying on Americans
Jeff Gannon/Guckert
De-baathification and the breakup of the Iraqi army
Swift Boat vets
Terror alerts
Bumper sticker and T-shirt slogan monitoring
Florida 2000 voter suppression
Florida 2000 election over-votes
Bush v. Gore court papers
Richard Clark’s warnings about abandoning anti-terror and a returning to the military-industrial profiteering of the cold war
Pre 9/11 domestic spying
The Vice Presidents Energy Task Force and all meetings dividing up Iraq’s oil fields pre 9/11
Bush’s vacation records
Enron and all related activities during California’s "energy crisis"
The accompanying Gray Davis recall and Ken Lay meetings
The Congressional records relating to passing legislation with last second changes, midnight votes, and the minority excluded from committee meetings.
The Missile defense shield
The U.S. national debt and holders of the debt
The Healthy Forest legislation and associated crop yields
The Clear Skies legislation and new acceptable levels of toxic emissions
Able Danger and the post-it notes hiding Mohammad Atta
The "Bin Laden determined to Strike in U.S." PDB
All copies of "My Pet Goat"
Extrication of Saudis after 9/11, especially Saudis named "Bin Laden"
The 9/11 commission
All confiscated video tapes from 9/11 showing impact with Pentagon
Bush and Cheney’s joint un-sworn "conversation" with the 9/11 commission
Library checkout and Amazon shopping records of every American
Bin Laden’s actual location after he "escaped" from Tora Bora
Yellowcake documents from Niger
Curveball
Colin Powell’s United Nations speech
Ahmad Chalabi
Attempts to dismantle PBS
Using FCC’s fines to quash dissent
The IRS collection of political affiliations
Using American troops as speech props for Presidential speeches
Diebold
Ohio voter suppression
Terri Schiavo and the emergency session of Congress
Questioning the full faith and credit of the United States to scare people into dismantling Social Security
Payola related to the Medicare bill
Targeting and surveillance of peace lovers as terrorists
Hurricane Katrina
Oil profits and tens of billions of dollars of general fund giveaways to oil companies
Multiple consecutive tours of combat for National Guardsmen
The $200 million bridges to nowhere
New Orleans levies
Harriet Miers nomination to the Supreme Court
Bill Frist and the FEC and insider trading
Alito and the Vanguard Fund
Bob Ney of Ohio and Coingate
Duke Cunningham of San Diego and related bribes and treason
The U.S. Attorney firings of the U.S. Attorney who prosecuted Duke Cunningham and who was pursuing the investigation to the White House.
Tom Delay’s redistricting in TX and using anti-terror assets to track down legislators
Tom Delay’s ethics violations
Jack Abramoff
NSA wiretapping without warrants
The failing grade from the 9/11 commission
Data mining and reading your mail
The 5 million missing emails
also destroyed were all records related to:
Bush’s cocaine use and failure to take the ANG drug test
Bush’s drunk driving
Bush’s Texas Air National Guard service
Bush’s Arbusto stock sale, Saudi bailout, and lack of SEC follow-up
Bush’s insider trading at Harken and Bush 41’s quashing of the investigation
Bush’s stealing of a public stadium from the taxpayers of Texas
Cheney's Wyoming residency papers
Police response to Cheney shooting a man in the face after drinking
Push-polling smear on John McCain during the 2000 Republican primary
All original video masters of Steven Colbert’s Press Corps dinner roast
Countless other records and computer systems were apparently stored in the 3 foot by 3 foot utility closet, the content of which shall be revealed as destroyed as necessary pending any future investigations.
BREAKING: word that the Constitution of the United States was inexplicably consumed by flames in its nuclear blast-proof storage case by a glowing ember that apparently drifted from the Eisenhower Executive Office Building and into a thermal exhaust port that lead directly to the Constitution. No plans to reconstruct the document are pending.
: : :
UPDATE:
Also confirmed destroyed:
All records of clients of the DC Madame
All IMs and emails between Republican congressmen and underage Congressional staffers
Secret Service records of all people having meetings with the President and Vice President since January 2001
All recorded promises, affirmations, and statements by Democratic Congressional leaders to hold the Administration accountable
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UPDATE 2
Continuing reports of records stored in the third floor closet and subsequently destroyed also include all records pertaining to:
Pat Tillman
Free Speech zones
Iranian Nuclear Program National Intelligence Estimate
Guantanamo
FEMA staged news conferences
New Orleans reconstruction contracts
and
Administration banning of U.S. meat companies from inspecting all of their meat
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UPDATE 3
Still more records reported completely destroyed include all items relating to:
Alberto Gonzales’ memory (and "meeting" with Ashcroft in hospital)
De-listed superfund toxic waste dump sites
The original Nixon Tapes
"Missing" Weapons of Mass Destruction from Iraq
Bernard Kerik’s Homeland Security application form
and tragically
Joe Lieberman’s Democratic Party membership card
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UPDATE 4
Apparently the quantity of records destroyed was a result of a broken water pipe that has been scheduled for repair since 2001. As the sprinkler system was not functioning, the Blackwater employees hired to guard the records could only throw more records onto the flames in an attempt to contain them.
Additional records from a neighboring closet presently unaccounted for that are believed to have been destroyed in the fire now include items related to:
All subpoenas issued by the U.S. Congress to White House employees
Walter Reed facility maintenance
NASA’s evidence of global warming (redacted and sealed by the administration)
Looting of the Native American Trust Fund
Forensic reports from 2001 anthrax attacks against key Democrats and media
Dubai Ports deal
Under-funding of Russian loose nuclear materials security programs
Guidelines for putting American citizens on no-fly and terror watch lists
The Vice President’s red phone that directly connects the Vice-President’s office to the on-air Fox news desk (possibly salvageable)
More details of the devastating fire to come...
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FreedomOfInformationAct's picture

oh how soon they forget the litany of crimes this white house has purpetrated.

Lilybelle's picture

This is why I'm not worried about McCain. Not only is he thin-skinned. Not only does he have the charisma of a mango. But the economy--his admitted weak point--is, shall we say, not doing well, and within a few months, not even the get your war-on cheerleaders will be able to lie about any success of the surge. Peace and prosperity are truly on the line. And the people know it, witness the record turnouts to vote for Democrats.

americangoy's picture

Fixed to

Mine and my friends Prosperity and peace are in the balance, says bush jr, the retarded president of the Yoo Ess of Ey....

gallery's picture

I'd rather be chained in a stress position at Gitmo, and forced to listen to Huckabee's "band" for a month, than sit through a CPAC rally.
I would be handing out pimp slaps like candy on halloween.

The onion is the best. Mr pres however is the opposite.

FunMe's picture

EVIL personified ... and with a "smile".

He will get his karma eventually.

Trittydi's picture

Can't argue with the bald truth.
*

QUALAR's picture

Bush misspelled one of the words. Should have been "prosperity and piece" as in a piece of this, a piece of that, and all of that oil.

tjb's picture

Bring the war home strike, boycott on 3-18 the 5th anniversary of the moron's great Iraq adventure. No work ,no buying and an armband w/ # 5 , show where you stand.

RalphieV's picture

When Dubya smiles, he always reminds me of the banjo playing kid in the movie Deliverance. Notice that they're never seen together in the same place. Look it up on YouTube. These guys are twins!!

Ali's picture

You cut out his next sentence. It went like this:

"Prosperity and peace are in the balance. We can't let them win."

;)

ferrofluid's picture

FreedomOfInformationAct @ 51:

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hey I see my postings there, before I got banned for upsetting the 'see no evil' types :(

trick88's picture

Marc @ 40:

I keep going back to that Onion article and still can't believe that nearly every SINGLE thing in it has actually happened. Really, pick a quote, and in most cases what actually happened is worse. "Once again, we will enjoy mounting debt, jingoism, nuclear paranoia, mass deficit, and a massive military build-up."

Also, when Bush uses the words "peace and prosperity" in reference to himself, is he so deluded that he actually thinks that the last seven years have been peaceful and prosperous, or is it just propagandistic verbal diarrhea that speechwriters are unable to do without?

I mean, he could argue that it's going to get WORSE if we elect a nominal liberal, but I would challenge you to find one sane person who thinks things have been going swell during Bush's term. Again, arguing that he's making it less bad, I'll give (wrong, but at least it's a legitimate argument), but in absolute terms? Sick.

It does seem to be the general opinion that Bush's record on the economy is terrible. However, according the bureau of Economic Analysis we have had an increase in real GDP every quarter since the first quarter of 2004. It should be noted that the graph begins with the first quarter of 2004. Here's the link: http://bea.gov/newsreleases/national/gdp/gdp_glance.htm

Also, according to the same site, personal income is increasing.
Now peace....that's a different story

jwrjr's picture

The shrub's words were right, just not how he meant them. If any rethug gets elected, all chances for 'prosperity and peace' will go down the tubes.

Karike's picture

FreedomOfInformationAct @ 41:

Not worried yet? You should be!

Bush Declares That Cheney Is ‘The Best Vice President In History’
During his speech at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) this morning, President Bush told the crowd of raucous right-wing activists that he “appreciates the fact that” they “invited Vice President Cheney” to speak.
Between intermittent cheers of “four more years,” Bush told the crowd, Cheney “is the best vice president in history.”

This is an example of 'psychotic talk' and just proves that Bush is out of touch with reality. He is mentally unstable and should be removed from office.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychosis

Shared Humanity's picture

OK, in the thread just above I promised to be kind and then you post this and get me all worked up again.

As we wind down this nightmarish 8 years, I can only think that someone has to take out the garbage.

joe's picture

I remember reading that Onion article after Bush won and thinking is was so over-the-top.

An Iraq War? An exploding deficit? As if!

Joke's on me.

Tyler Durden's picture

trick88 @ 64:

Marc @ 40:

I keep going back to that Onion article and still can't believe that nearly every SINGLE thing in it has actually happened. Really, pick a quote, and in most cases what actually happened is worse. "Once again, we will enjoy mounting debt, jingoism, nuclear paranoia, mass deficit, and a massive military build-up."

Also, when Bush uses the words "peace and prosperity" in reference to himself, is he so deluded that he actually thinks that the last seven years have been peaceful and prosperous, or is it just propagandistic verbal diarrhea that speechwriters are unable to do without?

I mean, he could argue that it's going to get WORSE if we elect a nominal liberal, but I would challenge you to find one sane person who thinks things have been going swell during Bush's term. Again, arguing that he's making it less bad, I'll give (wrong, but at least it's a legitimate argument), but in absolute terms? Sick.

It does seem to be the general opinion that Bush's record on the economy is terrible. However, according the bureau of Economic Analysis we have had an increase in real GDP every quarter since the first quarter of 2004. It should be noted that the graph begins with the first quarter of 2004. Here's the link: http://bea.gov/newsreleases/national/gdp/gdp_glance.htm

Also, according to the same site, personal income is increasing.
Now peace....that's a different story

See, here is the trick. The dollars used in 2007 for the GDP accounting are worth literally 50% what they were worth in the international money market with respect to the Euro for example. Since the GDP has not grown anywhere near that 50%, overall... our country is worth less. Which is what counts at the end of the day.

For years ignoring international money market for the appreciation/devaluation of the dollar sort of made sense, because well... the dollar was the defacto standard of wealth measurement. However, the Euro and other currencies right now made such an assumption dangerously myopic.

Just read the piece in the Onion -- It was brilliant and accurate -- I hate it when you make a bad joke about what you want not to happen, and then it happens with a vengeance.

Bush is a complete turd; he is a really bad joke that has gone on for nearly 8 years.
WTF is going to happen next?

There has to be some serious restructuring done in Washington. The Bush presidency is a good example of what happens when you have a governmental structure where you elect a dictator every 4 years. No president even if (she/he) is a good one should be allowed to have the power that Bush has had.

The moron probably could not manage a 7-11 store by himself and here he is running the most powerful country in the world.

blu-n-red utah's picture

who the hell is bush??

Nobody For President's picture

What turd polishing convention is this from again?

Jerry's picture

waterboarding for jesus @ 70:

The moron probably could not manage a 7-11 store by himself and here he is running the most powerful country in the world.

The most powerful ? ...... hmmm, I take it you didn't study economics and can't see where all the debt lies or the irreversible direction of the country being driven and accelerated by the ignorance of it's people. Well done voting him in twice and torturing the world with your countries presence, the sooner the fall comes the better it seems.

Snowball @ 32:

"WAR IS PEACE. FREEDOM IS SLAVERY. IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH."

The americon dream ........ and to think of the numbers of ignorants in that pit of a country still baying for blood and believing the lies and it "keeps them safe" ......... A cull by water boarding is needed I think.

Anonymous Coward's picture

Here's a cached (i.e. out-of-date) annotated version, courtesy of the TheWayBackMachine.

Idiotland's picture

FreedomOfInformationAct @ 41:

Not worried yet? You should be!

Bush Declares That Cheney Is ‘The Best Vice President In History’
During his speech at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) this morning, President Bush told the crowd of raucous right-wing activists that he “appreciates the fact that” they “invited Vice President Cheney” to speak.
Between intermittent cheers of “four more years,” Bush told the crowd, Cheney “is the best vice president in history.”

Watch it:
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/02/08/bush-cheney-best/

While Bush’s chosen superlative for Cheney may be “best vice president” ever, history is likely to take another view. For instance, Cheney’s biographer Stephen Hayes describes him as “the most secretive” vice president in history.

The American people may have a different opinion as well. In a recent opinion poll, only 28 percent of Americans approved of the job Cheney is doing as vice president. Additionally, over 221,000 Americans have signed a petition calling for Congress to begin impeachment hearings against him.

Digg It!

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Considering Bush is Cheney's Mortimer Snerd, isn't this just Cheney declaring himself best president ever?

2fargone's picture

EVERY AMERICAN SHOULD READ THIS PIECE!!:
http://www.counterpunch.org/

Here Come the Brownshirts, Again
Does the Republican Party Have Aces Up Its Sleeves (for the 2008 elections)?
In a McCain Regime, Cheney will be back in office with another stint as Secretary of War. Norman "Bomb-bomb-bomb-Iran" Podhoretz will be Undersecretary for Nuclear War with General John "Nuke them" Shalikashvili as his deputy. Rudy Giuliani will be the Minister of Interior in charge of Halliburton's detention centers into which will be herded all critics of war and the police state. Billy kristol will be chief White House spokesliar.

The whole gang will be back--Wolfowitz, Perle, Wurmster, Feith, Libby, Bolton. America will have a second chance to bomb the world into submission.

With the majority of voters sick of war, sick of lies, sick of fraud from the Federal Reserve and Wall Street, and sick of stagnant and falling incomes, McCain is poised to capture 20 per cent of the vote--the Christian Zionists, the rapture evangelicals, and the diehard macho flag-waving thugs who believe America is done for unless "Islamofacists" are exterminated.

They can steal the election with the Diebold electronic voting machines and proprietary software that no one is allowed to check. There are now enough elections on record with significant divergences between exit polls and vote tallies that a stolen election can be explained away. The Democrats have been house trained to acquiesce to stolen elections. The voters, whose votes are stolen, dismiss the evidence as "conspiracy theories."

VIEW THIS ARTICLE!!!! PSSST! BECOME INFORMED AND T H I N K !!!!:
http://www.counterpunch.org/

please wake up america --

Rich in San Bruno's picture

LIAR, TRAITOR, CHEATER, THIEF...which applies to this administration??

NoGWBpolicyleftinplace's picture

MargeAggedon @ 26:

The prosperity comes from war profiteering.
Once you're rich you move somewhere safe or pay for private security and a really high wall. There's the peace.
Peace and prosperity ala shrub co. World domination for a better tomorrow.

For these sick assholes, everything begins and ends with their own portfolio. If 299.975 million Americans were dying in the streets from hunger and disease, they would still go on t.v. and say how great everything was, as long as their Haliburton and Oil stocks were still raking in the profits!

After 7 plus years of these guys, the French Revolution seems reasonable.

NoGWBpolicyleftinplace's picture

FreedomOfInformationAct @ 50:

Tyler Durden @ 44:

FreedomOfInformationAct @ 41:

Not worried yet? You should be!

Bush Declares That Cheney Is ‘The Best Vice President In History’

I guess we will have to take his word for it, because sure as hell no one knows what Cheney has been up to, with all the secret man-sized safes and all. Is there any record of Cheney that has not been classified during his tenure as President?

or that didn't burn up in the fire in cheney's office on December 19th, 2007?

Cheney was burning the constitution. Like homeowners do when they burn their paid-off mortgages. He thinks he owns the country now.

Is the White House destroying more ‘evidence’?

White House complex on fire.
The networks are reporting that a fire is burning inside the Eisenhower Executive Office Building. The EEOB is located right next to the White House and holds much of the White House staff.

UPDATE: MSNBC’s Kelly O’Donnell reports, “The Vice President was not in the ceremonial office. He was, in fact, in the Oval Office with the President at the time the fire broke out and that no one believed to be a part of the office has suffered any injuries.”
UPDATE II: “Preliminary indications are that the fire may have started in a room housing electrical or telephone equipment,” adjacent to Vice President Dick Cheney’s ceremonial office suite on the second floor.
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Cheney’s Office Damaged in Fire. How Convenient!
Fire controlled at White House compound
San Jose Mercury News, USA
Cheney's office was damaged by smoke and water from fire hoses, White House spokesman Scott Stanzel said. The vice president was not in the building at the ...
Cheney's office damaged in fire
San Jose Mercury News, USA
By TERENCE HUNT AP White House Correspondent President Bush, and firefighters, wave outside the Eisenhower Executive Office Building, on the White House ...
Fire damages Cheney's ceremonial office
New Zealand Herald, New Zealand
US President George W. Bush (L) thanks firefighters for extinguishing a fire in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building on the grounds of the White House. ...
The Walrus Says
Jamestown Press, USA
Some yuletide fun from BJ Whitehouse. It's called Christmas Song First Lines and the point is to figure out the Christmas song by using the clue based on ...
Fire damages Cheney office
Gulf Daily News, Bahrain
WASHINGTON: A fire broke out last night near US Vice-President Dick Cheney's ceremonial office, in a building overlooking the White House, ...

http://news.google.com/news?sourceid=navclient&ned=us&q=white+house+fire&scoring=d

NoGWBpolicyleftinplace's picture

Cheney was burning the constitution. Like homeowners do when the have paid-off their mortgage. He thinks he owns the country now.

Frybread's picture

Bush meant that if a Democrat wins the WH then America will be faced with the opportunity of having peace and prosperity, which cannot happen. Better to elect a Republican to continue the recession and wars.

Paul's picture

Frybread @ 81:

Bush meant that if a Democrat wins the WH then America will be faced with the opportunity of having peace and prosperity, which cannot happen. Better to elect a Republican to continue the recession and wars.

Not in a recession yet, oh and if you haven't noticed, we've had 6 straight years of growth and a lower unemployment rate than all of the Clinton years. Oh yeah, things are soooo hard when there's a republican in the White House.

Frybread's picture

Paul @ 82:

Frybread @ 81:

Bush meant that if a Democrat wins the WH then America will be faced with the opportunity of having peace and prosperity, which cannot happen. Better to elect a Republican to continue the recession and wars.

Not in a recession yet, oh and if you haven't noticed, we've had 6 straight years of growth and a lower unemployment rate than all of the Clinton years. Oh yeah, things are soooo hard when there's a republican in the White House.

Sorry, but it's only a matter of time before we do have a recession. And it's happening on your butt buddy George W.'s watch. As far as six straight years of growth, you are correct. The government has grown under Bush, especially the defense department. Oh, and the debt has grown, as well, since Bush took office.

don's picture

Meanwhile, in the spirit of keep prosperity and peace in the balance, the Bush administration is funding the Russian/Iranian nuclear program.

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/02/08/lou-dobbs-rails-at-white-house-...

And where is this story in the MSM? Why aren't both Democratic candidates talking about it?

fernando's picture

Just because you say something it doesnt make it true. "iraq is a loving place to raise children."

watchdog's picture

Personally my favorite Onion article on Jr is this;

I can easily see this happening.

bshock's picture

It all makes perfect sense if you remember that Traitor Bush only speaks to his "base": multimillionaires. If you belong to that group, you are indeed experiencing prosperity and peace.

The Reality's picture

Ok let me re-phrase that earlier comment. How about this: "Somebody give Dick Cheney a shotgun". Eh? Eh?

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