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By SilentPatriot Sunday Jun 22, 2008 10:30pmGiuliani Spotted Sleeping On New York City Subway
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Giuliani Spotted Sleeping On New York City Subway
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Oh, Mannn!
There sure is a lot of room in here.
I think I’ll just stretch out and see what happens.
Those seats look so comfortable!
oh bush, 911
oh bush, 911
oh bush, 911
wake me when something important happens.
What the hell was he doing on a subway? Judi had the limo for the evening maybe?
Poor Trudi.....
:)
They discovered some animal no one's ever seen
It was an inside trader eating a rubber tire
after running over Rudy Giuliani
Lou Reed!
looks more like subway station for Denny's restaurant! I haven't seen candy color scheme in a long while. The colors is a throwback to the 70's era.
He looks plastered to me.
While Rudy napped, did anyone check out his shoes? -- that's what really bares his soul.
Roket @ 8:
I thought he looked plastered too, then I saw it was an Onion article.
Roket @ 8:
ummm yep.
Dude, what the F? I am so suprised that not one person kicked his ass? He took pride in "eliminating" people who slept on the train....what a prick!
what the hell's wrong with the world's global elite in 2008?
don't they know their history? don't they know that when a ruling class screws the peasantry, there will be terrible consequences?
believe me, it would bring me no joy to see lord rothschild beheaded like louis 14, or to see joe lieberman carved up via bayonet like tsar nikolas, or to see rupert murdoch strung up in the streets like mussolini... but if these @$$holes don't shape up, i won't exactly be shedding a tear for them when the proverbial $#!+ hits the fan...
do they all really think we don't know what's going on here..?
Damn, fooled by the Onion once again!!!
who's the other guy tony soprano??
The smell was like he shit himself. I mean I've smelled porta potties that didn't stink that bad.
It's just a Liberal wet dream. :)
Dobson is the pot calling the kettle black in regard to Obama's religiosity.
The Supreme Court hates the environment and Mexicans. NASA says we're literally on thin ice in regards to global warming. What the war is costing us at home. Boy George can't get into the U.S.. [Maybe he should blow up a few commie planes...] Old Carlin interview.
Got a napkin?
sneaky @ 6:
No Shit! Gotta get me a new copy of New York...
thats how a washed up hasbeen spends his time these days sniffing the ass scuzz left on subway seats!
Crap, had me goin' there for a second.
i didn't love this country until.....john mccain
http://bravenewfilms.org/blog/42686-video-proves-fox-erased-mccain-sayin...
sneaky @ 6:
Run over by the Busload of Faith...
xoites defends Constitution @ 17:
Nah. A liberal wet dream is McCain drunk on the subway. With his pants around his ankles and Karl Rove giving him a blowjob.
That's what happens when you spend that last car payment on your Florida campaign!
Is his "minuteman" ready for launch under that hat??
Our nukes are badly guarded in Europe.
i jusss wanna shay thank god george bush isss our presdent! 911
Annoyed Canuck @ 25:
With both of them touching the third rail...
Annoyed Canuck @ 25:
No, that's not a wet dream. That's a pull your pants down in public and wack off till you pass out celebration!
That's funny. Everyone sitting on the other side because his side stinks. lol
"908, 909, 910, 911 sheep...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......"
Im assuming HE was the homeless guy ranting about 911?!
That's right, you bum. You sleep it off like the bum you are.
Fookin bum!
*throws trash*
I heard a couple different comments on the radio and MSNBC today. Apparently, John Dean has said that the FISA bill is poorly written, it doesn't appear to make any one immune from prosecution of any crimes they may have committed. They will be immune of telecoms from being sued which I don't agree with, but they could be prosecuted at a later date.
"Uh oh. Is that a pole? Am I at a firehouse? Am I gonna get the shit kicked out of me?
[Deleted]
Go fuck yourselves,
Penis
[Proof that some guys do think with the wrong head. Why didn't you just call yourself 'Dick?'-Sitemonitor]
Is that your signature? Penis, it looks like it's appropriate.
[ Edited, Site Monitor]
You should mention it's the Onion on your first page. Pretty cheezy of you.
[Site Monitor--The link clearly goes to The Onion, no one's hiding anything.]
tyree @ 29:
HEY buddy, only time will tell witch of us are right about Hillary or Obama. So don't start blaming me for shit that hasn't happened yet!
Not that I necessarily want to know, but I wonder what's hiding under that hat ... Nevermind, I don't want to know. Eewww.
calgarylady @ 42:
Don't worry, it wasn't much.
Annoyed Canuck @ 25:
Nah, it's GW in an orange jump suit and manacles sobbing uncontrollable that "I wasn't the one making the decisions!!"
calgarylady @ 42:
bernie kerik
calgarylady @ 42:
Building 7.
Looks like a Watertiger work to me.
However,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KgBVKDvK14
;)
wabbit
are we next?
http://ezinearticles.com/?Vitamin-C-Is-About-To-Be-Made-Illegal-In-Canada!-Nutritional-Supplements-Banned-In-Canada!-Bill-C-51&id=1174122
Calgary. :wave:
I have a holiday demain!
;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axRgsM0Zxow&feature=related
Ron @ 36:
Don't bet on it. You think Congress will suddenly expose their own complicity in torture and other crimes? This whole nightmare started with Ford's pardon of Nixon...The corruption and lawlessness has increased exponentially since then. There are those who may even go as far back as JFK or even further back, but that's another story.
Ron @ 16:
Speaking of porta potties.....a group of us were paddling on the Meramec River in Missouri on Sunday when we noticed a out house on a 4 wheel trailer...............yep, you guessed it............an authentic hillbilly porta potty.
fastfeat @ 46:
No problemo: He shipped all the steel quickly off to China.
mystic @ 51:
Fact is, we don't know. I would like to think that someone is willing to follow the rule of law even if they're not going for private citizen litigation.
LOL.. THE ONION... Good one... Damn...
aangus @ 47:
One of Carlin's best!
I love how people are taking this seriously.
Ron @ 54:
Is this a picture of G.H.W.Bush in Dallas the day JFK was killed?
http://www.tomflocco.com/fs/FbiMemoPhotoLinkBushJfk.htm
I love how people are taking this seriously.
Thank You!
;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoEuIJQo0_I
On September 13-14, 2008, Lawrence Velvel, the dean of the Massachusetts School of Law at Andover, plans to convene a 'convention' at the school's facilities; the attendees of which will plan strategies to prosecute members of the Bush administration for war crimes.
http://www.abajournal.com/news/law_school_dean_calls_conference_to_plan_...
lafin gas @ 58:
I will not dismiss anything about the involvement of the Bush family for any crimes. There are too many dots connecting.
LOL
ANything is possible these days..
Jon @ 57:
mr.feingold short video opinion he's a tough dude
http://rawstory.com/news08/2008/06/23/feingold-farce-wiretap-deal-could-...
Ron @ 61:
I know, ya just connect all the dots and your page turns black!
Watch this asinine GOP video (I like to call it 'An Ode To Alzheimer's') and be sure to vote it ONE STAR.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=issg3oUACz4&&
You should have called this satire on the main page link. Don't do politics like the Republicans. It was a funny Onion piece, but your headline without a satire warning was not right. Just because a Republican would do it does not make it right, we need to be better then them.
George Lackoff
How to Make Friends and Manipulate Irrational Voters.
-NewAmericaFoundation Added: June 03, 2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCXxc_M9EmE&feature=related
Anne @ 65:
They didn't take my comment. :-)
KevinC @ 66:
If you couldn't figure out that it was satire. it is you that has a problem. Wake The F**k Up!
Imus thinks we're morons.
Ron Paul: Nancy Pelosi pulled Iran bill on orders of Israel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWLBhgTQ46o
We knew this, but to actually hear it being said ON VIDEO proves Pelosi is a traitor to the Constitution:She pulled the statement that war with Iran has to be approved by Congress on orders from Israel.
maybe his water powered car was in in the shop?
KevinC @ 66:
C'mon. Anyone who takes an Onion story seriously isn't going to get satire to begin with.
Also, take another look at the photo. It's a fairly good photoshop job, but Rudi's head is too small for his body (or the body it's pasted on). The man may be a metaphorical pinhead, but I doubt he's a physical one.
Wow. So . . . presidential.
*
posted on youtube 15 hours ago...if israel attacks iran.short
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ditVZ-q47Fw
karl @ 75:
Neocons have the most F**ked up attitudes.
Trittydi @ 74:
more goobernatorial, methinks
;-}
mystic @ 60:
Too bad this will be preempted by a false-flag event, details to be released later on Fux, scheduled for the seven year anniversary of 9/11. Can they pick another date?
Ron @ 76:
This just in..MICHELE oBAMAS & SADDAM HUSSEIN LOVE CHILD PROTESTS IRANIAN NUCLEAR BOMBS IN SPACE..............?
How to Make a Citizen's Arrest of a War Criminal
Not sure I'd recommend trying this... but the list of War Criminals is helpful.
karl @ 75:
Disgusting and obviously propaganda.
Bolton very carefully lists the middle eastern countries that would support Iran. He does not mention the non-middle eastern states of Italy and Russia, to name only two- but an important pair to leave of of the discussion if you want Foxoids to believe war is possible.
GNA, enjoy.
Looking thru all the comments above complaining about the Giuliani piece as being somehow deceitful makes me laugh more than the Onion itself!
As if Giuliani ever set foot on a subway! The only time he left his limo behind was for a few, camera covered moments on (wait for it...) 9/11.
Please don't bring this website to the level of The Onion.
The story is neither true nor funny, only lame.
tyvm
Thanks for forcing Californians to live out of their cars, Arnie.
Richard Hunt @ 84:
You are obviously up WAY past your bed time, son.
OPEN THREAD is often (always?) something of this sort.
When did so many on the Left become such uptight dolts?
Richard Hunt @ 84:
take it easy dawg.........just alittle fun..it's giuliani that's lightly funny
Is it wrong that all I can do is literally LOL?
LOL!
Ron @ 54:
fact is, they're hiding the facts.
That hurricane in Myamar might just put the junta out of business.
American Envoy Is Linked to Arms Deal Cover-Up
By ERIC SCHMITT
The American ambassador to Albania endorsed a plan to remove evidence of illegal Chinese origins on ammunition being shipped to Afghanistan, a military attaché told investigators.
Government Study Criticizes Bush Administration's Measures of Progress in Iraq
By JAMES GLANZ
A new report by the Government Accountability Office says that the American plan for a stable Iraq is falling out of touch with the realities on the ground.
YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS - George Carlin
karl @ 63:
check this out if you haven't yet.......i like feingold
check this out dudes short video on mcBlame regarding i didn't love my country until
http://bravenewfilms.org/blog/42686-video-proves-fox-erased-mccain-sayin...
Court Voids Finding on Guantánamo Detainee
By WILLIAM GLABERSON
Published: June 24, 2008
In the first civilian judicial review of the government’s evidence for holding any of the Guantánamo Bay detainees, a federal appeals court has ordered that one of them be released or given a new military hearing.
The ruling, made known Monday in a notice from the United States Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit, overturned a Pentagon tribunal’s decision in the case of one of 17 Guantánamo detainees who are ethnic Uighurs, a Muslim minority from western China.
karl @ 95:
He's a great voice. But he does nothing. I don't see the fire.
Justices Take Case on Navy Use of Sonar
By LINDA GREENHOUSE
The Supreme Court on Monday stepped into a long-running environmental dispute over the impact on whales and other marine mammals of Navy training exercises off Southern California.
For Alien Life-Seekers, New Reason to Hope
By NATALIE ANGIER
To some theorists, an announcement last week virtually guarantees the existence of other Earthlike worlds.
Wounds You Can't See
By BOB HERBERT
In the absence of any general call for sacrifice, we have an ironclad obligation to look out for the short- and long-term needs of the troops we send off to combat.
On June 24, 1997, the Air Force released a report on the so-called "Roswell Incident," suggesting the alien bodies witnesses reported seeing in 1947 were actually life-sized dummies.
Easy access to guns nearly puts Disneyland in the cross-hairs of an ex-con.
The Supreme Court will decide whether the Pregnancy Discrimination Act is retroactive. It also loves
Rudy's implementation of eminent domain.
Dude! That wasn't a homeless guy, it was Tom Ridge! (And that wasn't a shopping cart, it was his survival kit, duct tape and all.)
fuck_you_douchebags @ 38:
Rudy, is that you (sobering up)?
photoshop
LMAO I wonder if that Dumb Ass still thanks GOD GWB is President?
Davie @ 14:
Lol
Sometimes, I'll even refer to Shrubya as 'the Onion President'. People think I'm crazy when I say that.
Isnt that the corner of 9th Ave and 11th street ?
Richard Hunt @ 84:
Jeezus, lighten up, Dick! I thought it was funny as hell. Even funnier that so many chumps took an "Onion" spoof so seriously. Still funnier that wads like you took offense. You and your brother, Mike, oughtta get out more often!
Christo-fascist hater Dobson accuses Obama of distortiing the bible. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080624/ap_on_el_pr/rel_dobson_obama
Hello pot? This is kettle.
Must See TV...seriously. There's a new book out called NIXONLAND, and the author, Rick Perlstein, was just on Morning Joe a few minutes ago. As you can guess, Pat Robertson and Rick tangled...and Rick pretty much spanked Pat. A few times. This Perlstein fellow knows his stuff.
If the clip of this exchange hits youtube someone should bring it here.
please keep the onion out of this. i come here for real news.
Ruthless People @ 112:
The ability to piss off Dobson should be worn as a badge of honor by either candidate. The more that shitheads like Dogson are marginalized, the better off our country will be.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmvbgA-nRTg
fastfeat @ 115:
Freedom of religion is one thing. Freedom of hatred and undermining the Constitution and others individual freedoms is something else. The Christo-fascists should are a greater threat to this nation than the "Islamo-fascists" for they are already here undermining the nation from within. They seep like leaches profiting from the freedoms granted them from our founding fathers while attempting to deny constitutional freedoms to others. Robertson, Dobson, Hagee...they should all be deported.
Thanks for the laugh; that's a HOOT!
Ruthless People @ 117:
The hatred of "Islamo-fascists" is simply projection by the Christo-fascists, at least to my eyes and ears. I'd appreciate any psych experts to comment on my opinion; I may be wrong.
Decent Photoshop job; although his head's a little too small.
mystic @ 71:
nothing new here! americas owned and run by israel, lock ,stock barrels of oil!
Where's the empty bottle of Thunderbird?
ysbaddaden @ 122:
Under his cap.
All thats left is to be spotted in a dirty Santa suit with a stolen smoked salmon in his pocket ...
earl @ 124:
That scene on the bus in "Trading Places" is still the funniest thing I've ever seen in a movie.
Ruthless People @ 112:
from a 2006 speech. talk about specious!
fastfeat @ 119:
according to my already vast and ever-increasing expertise as an educated psych intellect of the highest order(though I cannot hold a candle to the wiser YSB), I must say that you are correct in your assessment.
moondancer @ 27:
Viagra addiction.
BaScOmBe hearts Lara Logan @ 127:
Thank you, doctor. I'll reimburse you as soon as my healthcare policy kicks in...
I don't think you should put links to the Onion with real news pieces. Reading some of these comments, many people think this a real story.
ITS GOOD TO SEE that the unemployed of New York have a place to sleep!!!!
I (HEART) NEW YORK !!!!
stupid meaningless post
beneath C&L standards
Jon @ 57:
yeah, it should be taken seriously considering that Giuliani had homeless people removed from the streets of NY when he was mayor. Now we see Giuliani carrying on like a bumb on the subway...go figure.
Mbeki's silence in South Africa about Mugabe is reprehensible.What a disgusting failure he has been. Loyal to Mugabe, Mbeki refused to put pressure on him. And Mbeki's stance on AIDS was unforgivable; The only explanation of it was that it would be cheaper to allow people to die from the disease. Mandela was also silent, and I have always thought highly of him before this caving in . I grew up in South Africa and miss the country -- the scenery is spectacular--but regret what it has become, and the crime rate and AIDS are amongst the highest in the world. It's still racist (against the whites now but that's OK?). Zimbabwe is a monumental tragedy. I also don't hear Bush say and do anything about to put pressure on Mugabe. These dictators stick together, that's for sure.
Why don't people leave him alone? He's out of the race now - just let him be.
He's just waiting for Larry Craig.
Ruthless People @ 112:
There I fixed it for you.
This is a joke, right?
KevinC @ 66:
Being better then them has not worked, honesty does not work with repuklicans, they want to be lied to...they want to play dirty....if we want to win, we must hit hard with truth, but when they lie, point it out to the point of embarassing them (if they can be embarassed, for if they do it it's ok).
"Everyone was sitting on the opposite side of the train because there was a real bad smell coming from his side."
It's was obvious, based on just this comment, that the story originated with The Onion .
That is hardly news. New Yorkers have been uncharacteristically polite about not mentioning the bad smell from Giuliani's side for many many years now.
I think we ought to consider adding a weapon to our arsenal for dealing with DINOs: third-partying. Taking out an incumbent representative in a primary is extremely unlikely; when it becomes apparent that there's not a dime's worth of difference between the DINO and a GOPer we ought to be willing to live with a GOPer for two years. I think this tactic will put a lot more fear into reps than a primary challenge. This tactic needs to be used judiciously but when Hoyer-like weevils bring disrepute on the party as a whole its worth purging them at the cost of some short-term setbacks. However, it is probably only appropriate for use in House races and not the Senate (though I expect there are cases where it might be warranted even there) given the longer terms, the role of the senate in appointments and smaller size of the body.
Before Georg W. ends up like Guiliani - he too is taking one last crack at 9-11 opportunism - with
I fervently believe this 4.00 gas is a completely manufactured event. Retaliation because while you did give these beasts your firstborn, you didn't give these beasts our coastlines -you didn't give them ANWR.
This is all one last conjoined attempt by the Saudis, the Israelis, the Bush and Chenyites and their fellow global business partners, both here and abroad, in our very own Congressional seats..
We all saw one company- Enron, bring the entire West Coast of the United States to its knees, with the help of this government and itsa newly created laws - created by the 'global business communities' whose representatives the Clintons and Schumers and Emanuels installed in Congress over the last decade.
But, what was really going on around us, hit me hard in the 2004 VP debate, when Cheny was asked about AIDS And he referred to all the deaths as a shame -because it "depleled the African work force".
( paraphrased)
Cheney's sole concerns over this devastating disease was that it was killing all the soldiers who were guarding the pipelines. The disease was killing his "workers".
Reminds me of the macho male Latino La Raza leader, arguing for more immigrants, recently chastised us American women on the grounds of ' not birthing enough "workers"'. He said 'he' had 'enough workers' to fill the bill.
You're now not a human anymore, you are a worker. And you are expendable. Period
Nothing local, is sacred. And the word 'patriotism' is now just an advertising tool with no meaning.
Not anymore.
But you know what? This time, we're NOT taking it.
We WILL NOT and ARE NOT getting down on our knees for ANYONE. Even at $ 4.00 a gallon - the people of this country are still saying NO to ANWR and NO, "you can't have our coasts or our first born" - ever again.
I am so fu**ing proud of you guys!
"Next stop, political oblivion. All must exit here!"
Well, there's Colonel Klink. Where's Sergeant Schultz? I guess he's with Hogan.
That is not Ru Ru, it is a man who looks like Ru Ru. There is no way that he would be on a subway, he has drivers and coachmen to take him where he needs to go. He has an entourage who would take away anyone who would dare take a picture of him.
That is definitely not him.
Left&Left @ 125:
All I could think about last week when I heard about Bo Diddley was:
"In Philadelphia its worth 50 bucks ..."
Dang it, this is funny and all, but when you post a fake story I wish you'd disclose it up front! Giulani is just weird enough for this to be TRUE.
This is pretty lame guys... nowhere do you mention that its from the ONION, or mention that the Onion is literally fake news.
You should really be careful about this especially given the hard time you guys give the rest of the media.
LVogt @ 40:
Given how many people in this thread dont understand that its not real.. I think you probably should have disclosed that up front.
And I'm also pretty sure you knew what the reaction would be and probably set it up the way you did for just that reason....
The pigs are already walking, how will you act when you're sleeping in the farmers house? Its sad to see.
LORISNJ @ 145:
Well, DUH!!!!!!
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