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By bluegal Saturday Jul 05, 2008 2:00pm
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Is that a wife-beater or a bib?
Excellent, either way!
Depends, When you really need them.
"Here you go, Grandpa. Let's not make a mess."
Damn.... Was I drooling again?
McCain: "....Er.....uh.....Reds ?? Is the 'C' on this bib for Communist ?"
Oh, write your own caption.. I get it:
"When he falls asleep, that means he's done eating."
Gramps! Wake up your soup is ready!
"There better not be marshmallows in my green-jello again, dang nab it!"
Thought bubble on the waitress: "If this old-guy ever wakes up, I can finish tying this on..."
Could you change my diaper when you're done with my sputum cup?
The best the GOP has to offer! A drooling putz.
"What? Get this thing off me. I'm a D-Backs fan!"
Will there be puddin? SO Sleepy.....ZZZZZZZZZ
The bib and the diaper come as a matching set.
I really don't think a caption is necessary here.
The drool is bad enough, but when he stains his shirt with the strained spinach.....
Get your f*ckin dirty hands off of me, you F*ckin C*nt!
"I pooped my pants"
or
"My peas aren't mushy yet"
No caption necessary, really. Anyone who's ever been to an old folk's home has seen this scene before.
mccain getting prepped for his daily stuffing of consultant
and lobbyist "straight talk".....yum
Pathetic.
"McCain: The Retirement Home Days"
Michelle Malkin: "Has John McCain sold out to Communism?! See his new hate couture!"
John McCain speech bubble: "Oh, boy! I haven't had Cincinnati chili since The Empress opened in the 20s!"
whats the launch code again
Piece of shit warmonger sits down for lunch?
You've heard that old song drool, drool, drool, please clean my bedpan.
"Your hot dog is in the blender now, sir."
I'm not an elitist, my wife's servants put my bib on me one tie at a time, just like everyone else.
I hope the cholesterol from that lobster clogs his heart and kicks him off BEFORE
He can name Jeb as VEEP.
"This side down" on his Pampers.
ZZZZZ...Snork....offa my lawn...You kids get....unh, my creamed peas are here.
Bread makes me poop!
An Average Joe @ 28:
It should say:
Drop on other end.
"Old Jerk-off Wears a Bib"
Oh man, this is a low blow! :-)
Sure, I'll proudly wear this advertisement for the Reds. True, I was tortured by them when they were our enemies, but now Red China is our best friend.
Crap, can't keep the bib out of the way of the 'promptor...and HolyJoe's doin the pundit rounds! Now how do I keep the facts strait? Ohh look, BBQ!!!
There's nothing funny about this, and it's just disrespectful of his war heroness. The fact that he can't raise his arms because
he panicked and forgot to pull his arms and legs in for ejection when he crashed for the 5th timehe was tortured by the VC has been well publicized by the Main StreamMotherfuckersMedia, even though he nevermisses an opportunity totalks about it...just sayin'.;-}
Mommy?
Delilah @ 36:
Good one, you traitorous wench. BTW, but I feel like I know you...
[Hmm...I wonder why that is? :D Site Monitor]
OT, I know SM, won't happen again (oops!)
;-}
"Gramps McCain enjoys dinner time at Acme Nursing Home."
Not to ruin the giggles here- but...
McCain's injuries from his years of being tortured have made it impossible for him to reach above his shoulders.
Now Johnny, don't forget to swallow your food this time. Remember that nice necktie you ruined the last time you ate?
"Ooops, I just pooped in my diaper. This isn't as much fun as David Vitter said it would be."
Get your street Creds with your new bib.
Mc flip talking to mc flop
"I never said they were reds.
I said they were browns."
(spots)
"It's about time I got served. I've been here for almost half-an-hour, and nobody has even noticed."
"You GOPers put one of these on me in South Carolina in 2004 when BushCo forced me to eat that spoon fed shit you guys cooked up. I just hope there's a different chef in the kitchen this time round"
Gettng ready to throw out the first pitch at Riverside Stadium, Senator McDrool says a prayer in hopes of a perfect spitball.
You guys are making fun and no one seems to realize the gift that was dropped in your lap. This photo is like the Dukakis photo moment of him in uniform with a stupid hat sitting atop of a tank.
This could be one of the most humiliating photos a candidate can be portrayed in in this election season. Yeah, yeah, everyone wears one from time to time depending on the type of food (though I never have). But what's worse is that he's not putting it on himself, he's having it done for him.
Used properly, besides just humiliating, it shows his elitism. First, he doesn't pump his own gas, doesn't know what the price is for it and says it doesn't really matter. And he can't even put on his own bib??? How out of touch and elite is this guys? !!!!!
"But the wet spot is on my PANTS!"
1. Where's baby's flag pin??"
2. "Uh, oh. I made a peepee."
Now now, if you'll stop banging your fists on the table and cursing uncle Karl will spoon feed you your horseshit and bring you your viagra vitamin and your snake oil bottle to wash it down with.
Don't make fun of this guys inability to tie his own bib. He's shoulders were fucked up in the war.
I hope to god he doesn't get elected but there's plenty of real issues to hit him with.
BennyP @ 40:
And what exactly did he learn from his experience? That torture is OK when it's done to the other guy? Please.
No, Sir, Senator, it does not look silly...It looks good on you....Very masculine. Now, why don't you just relax, think of it as wearing a really wide tie, drink your Ensure from your sippy-cup and eat your strained peaches while I help the rest of the staff search the bus for your teeth.
"mmm... you all done with this mr. president?"
"At my age, it's hard to eat without drooling."
OK Grandpa, we are going to eat some hot dogs now. Put on your bib and try not to choke on them. There, there, that's a good Grandpa. Afterword you can have some rice pudding and a heaping of right wing lobbying donations. Then it's time for night night.
This is the guy we want to run the country? Please dear plastic Jeebus, let these semi retarded neophytes see the error of their ways.
Cincinnati, OH. 4 July 2008 (AP): In a campaign stop today, Republican presidential hopeful John McCain was escorted to a local G.O.P. barbecue by his "senior caregiver," campaign officials said. The Arizona Republican and decorated war hero stopped in the Ohio city to celebrate Independence Day. When questioned, a spokesman for the McCain campaign denied allegations that the candidate is too old to feed himself, but would acknowledge that McCain has had a senior caregiver since he reached retirement age after the Battle of Gettysburg.
wont it be funny if some of these assholes mocking me live to be the old coot thats being mocked!
"Time to eat, it's just what I and just about all americans like to do after our troops bomb a wedding and then deny it".
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7492195.stm
Okay, the torture he endured did have some lasting effects on mobility.. I'm no McCain fan but there may be a reason for this that is not very funny. Not holier than, possibly cognizant.
Put an army helmet on that picture and run it like the Ducakus ads.
You know, the ones in the 2000 campaign.
(side by side?)
So this will cure my incontinence...
Bib , I don't need no stinking bib .......
To quote one of my favorite Simpsons lines:
Marge: "Hear we go, strained vegetables for Maggie, strained vegetables for grandpa"!!!
Did I get here early enough for the Early-bird Special?
Let's Go Reds!
Can't do economics. Can't use a computer. Can he still tie his own shoes?
Caption: "Now Grandpappy you know the rules here at the "Endroad Nursing & Rehab".. Just 'cuz it's Sunday with the family here, you still need to keep your bibby on". You know we don't call you "McDribble" for nothng.
This photo pretty much sums up the state of affairs for McPappy - drooling, dribbling, and bibbed up. Now maybe he needs to change his Depends while he's at it??
Skyline Chili- First. Reds-Last. McCain- somewhere in between.
Do I get a prize for this?
At least it's not a picture of Cindy helping him with his Depends undergarment.
I hate campaigning
Vote for me and get a tax break on diapers for a full year.
My friends my name is Grampy McSame and I approve of this message.
I ate my Republican red meat!
Pudding now!
BennyP @ 40:
It's also very common to have your bib tied on for you by the host(es)/server aswell, even if you can reach above your shoulders.
Neil @ 52:
Put the soap box away and do something else if you don't wanna participate, but I (and other free individuals) will poke fun where and when we will.
Jimmi the Grey - Equal Opportunity Offender
JohnDoe @ 48:
it just means he's used to being a member of the upper class. if he were drooling, that'd be another story and a good one at that.
someone should wake him, he's got that old folks meeting with Rod Stewart later
Dream question on the Bobblehead shows next week: "Sen. McCain, you were seen in a red shirt last week. Have you ever been, are you, or will you be, a Communist?"
does that bib say, "fatal chili'?
A bib, without the matching drool cup ? Grampa is taking a walk on the wild side today.
Applesauce!
Thought Bubble: Okay, fine. I'll do this part, but you have to feed him!
Caption: Hopelessness begins to set in on McCain's new campaign team.
Jimmi the Grey @ 76:
Put he soapbox away? [Deleted. Abusive. Site Monitor] That's what the comment section in Crooks & Liars is for.
Server struggles to tie bib around McSame's inflated ego.
to all pussy-footing commenters who think it's "not nice" or "unfair" to laugh at the picture because mccain was "wounded honorably":
i'll start thinking about having some sympathy for mccain when he demonstrates that he has sympathy for the american people. so far all i've seen is a whole lot of spin and "well of course i deserve be elected president, bush promised i could be next!" and a vacuum hole where his policy proposals should be.
oh, that's right, he doesn't need policy proposals because ... well, because he's mccain, the battle-scarred maverick, and he doesn't need to explain what it is he thinks he's going to do as leader of the united states. in fact, it's insulting of you to even ask because, after all, he was a prisoner of war.
Neil @ 84:
I know it's what C&L are for. That's why I suggested you to put it away and do something else if you didn't wanna participate. Not quite as [Deleted. Abusive.] as you'd think by first glance...
Relax. He won't be in charge even if he gets elected.
Mccain now thats drool you can believe in
What goods the f*ckin bib without my f*cking teeth you f*cking c*nt.
OMG, all the folks in the nursing homes are bibbed up prior to meal time. How appropriate.
Aw, he looks like an angel! Like a 200 year old sleepy, grumpy angel! Uh oh... smells like he needs a change.
Cindy says....I'm a dick and I need to use protection.
lmab @ 93:
Make that.....dickhead!
Snowball @ 72:
Thanks, Snow. Now I won't be able to get that picture out of my mind for the rest of the day.
Whitey Bitterman @ 53:
AMEN! Torture for me = POTUS. But you can't talk about that unless you cannonize me. Torture now is goooood!! The more we torture the better. We're the USA, dammit! We'll do whatever the hell we want. And fu*k any cu*t who says otherwise.
Damn bloggers. I hate you!
Joe Lieberman told me....this is how heros eat.
Cindy: You're getting a little thin on top John.
John: You're a c*t.
Cindy: I am not washing or shaving you again. And put your own apron on.
Can I have a straw?
PLEASE! Don't water-board me! I'll make all the videos you want.
Rudy taught me the comb-over. it keeps the oatmeal of the top of my head, when I eat.
Better Reds than Dead?
They told me after I finish my porridge, I can kill someone.
Obama is an elitist. He doesn't use a bib.
Do you have one of those with a flag on it?
Why can't I sit with the grown-ups?
Yankee bean...
Yankee bean...
I LIKE my Yankee bean!
I feel so gay!
"I'm wrong? Then what does "sloppy seconds" mean?"
The Reagan Years.........part deux
I'm wearing "Hello Kitty" briefs.
I don't talk about it, but you know, I am a hero.
I think I can, I think I can, I think I can.......
lmab @ 111:
FIFY ;^D
Cool! Who brought crayons?
McCain: "I feel like I could eat a baseball team."
Sever: "That's good, because we're out of lobster."
Every time I fall asleep, Cindy dresses me up like a clown.
bleh bleh bleh num num I want my Maypo!
I get the runs when I eat chili, but I'm not taking any chances. This could get really ugly!
"Mommy sez if I finish my beets we kin gos to the nickelodeon...'n' boysenberry phosphates befer the street lamps go down! Oh you kid!"
What are you laughing at, Lieberman? I CRAP bigger than you!
HA HA HA HA! Too little, too late. I wet myself.
Jimmi the Grey @ 87:
The comment section isn't just for people who agree with you, and besides what I had to say has nothing to do with you. It was you who took exception to what I had to say and suggested I should not comment here.
message to moderator: i don't mind you censoring my profanity but isn't it profane for a commentors to suggest that unpopular opinions not be posted here. my argument is that we should not make fun of people who have conditions they have no control over - broken shoulders in the case of McCain, downs syndrome, black skin, females, asians, - you get the idea. look i think mccain would be more bad news for this country but, in my opinion, making fun of his broken shoulders is counter-productive to out cause.
[Cool your jets- no one is having entire comments deleted on this thread. You just crossed the threshhold and called someone a name. It wasn't a horrible name, but we've got to draw the line somewhere. BTW, I don't think the bib has anything to do with his injuries. He's probably at a rib joint. But, hey now!, at this point you've got me taking the fun out of it! Site Monitor]
[And while simple disagreement with popular opinion is not, by itself, a bannable offense, when you re-insert deleted material, you're begging for it. Understand? Site Monitor]
Did I mention that I'm a hero?
I hope Fox News doesn't think this is a terrorist bib!
Neil @ 123:
I like to scrub up after I eat, with a falafel. Billo tells me it's fun, but it can get you in trouble.
liberalbiasboy @ 126:
Isn't the idea to make a funny caption for the photo? The photo in and of itself contains no suggestion of broken shoulders. So try to lighten up a bit, ok?
CAREFUL! Don't cover the flag pin, C*NT!
Get this bib off me and roll me down to the Activities Room. I'm betting Cindy's fortune on my Bingo card today!
123 Neil Says:
[...(B)utt we’ve got to draw the line somewhere...Site Monitor]
I'd druther snort the line.
As for broken shoulders being the result of torture what's the evidence for this? I always hear that mccain was tortured, but also that he aided and abetted the enemy with propaganda recordings. Is there any credible, non-partisan, source that details evidence of torture? Broken shoulders could also be the result of crashing a jet, and not getting the best of medical care.
If I eat with my hands, will they think I'm a Muslim?
McBib is at it again...
trying to eat solids, that is...
I asked Cindy....if I finish all my Kapt'n Crunch, what will you give me? She said "DEPENDS"
You know...I am a war hero.
I am always suspicious when people say we have to play nice.
That's what the repiggicans depend upon.
Because it works
And it's rarely if ever reciprocated.
A Cubs fan caught red-handed trying to frame McCain for switching baseball teams while under a nap attack.
Hey Barack! I challenge you to a debate at the corner diner.
Steevo @ 14:
Too easy. So many angles to look at it.
I hire new leadership for my campaign and this is the photo op? Well, at least it beats the green background.
America! What a country!
When do I get my applesause?
Is he even alive?
Good think Republicans don't care what the rest of the world thinks.
Make me look good. I know a hundred different ways to kill you.
AH! If only someone would help me with the economy..........
I may not be an expert on the economy, but I know a good chili when i taste one.
When I am president, EVERYONE will were a bib......oh, and a flag pin.
We're losing a president who can't read and gaining one who can't feed himself.
I tell you! Obama is not qualified!
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