Depends, When you really need them.

Damn.... Was I drooling again?

Oh, write your own caption.. I get it:

"When he falls asleep, that means he's done eating."

"There better not be marshmallows in my green-jello again, dang nab it!"

Could you change my diaper when you're done with my sputum cup?

The best the GOP has to offer! A drooling putz.

Will there be puddin? SO Sleepy.....ZZZZZZZZZ

I really don't think a caption is necessary here.

Get your f*ckin dirty hands off of me, you F*ckin C*nt!

No caption necessary, really. Anyone who's ever been to an old folk's home has seen this scene before.

Pathetic.

whats the launch code again

You've heard that old song drool, drool, drool, please clean my bedpan.

I'm not an elitist, my wife's servants put my bib on me one tie at a time, just like everyone else.

"This side down" on his Pampers.

Bread makes me poop!

"Old Jerk-off Wears a Bib"

Sure, I'll proudly wear this advertisement for the Reds. True, I was tortured by them when they were our enemies, but now Red China is our best friend.

There's nothing funny about this, and it's just disrespectful of his war heroness. The fact that he can't raise his arms because he panicked and forgot to pull his arms and legs in for ejection when he crashed for the 5th time he was tortured by the VC has been well publicized by the Main Stream MotherfuckersMedia, even though he never misses an opportunity to talks about it...just sayin'.

;-}

Delilah @ 36:

Good one, you traitorous wench. BTW, but I feel like I know you...

[Hmm...I wonder why that is? :D Site Monitor]

OT, I know SM, won't happen again (oops!)

;-}

Not to ruin the giggles here- but...
McCain's injuries from his years of being tortured have made it impossible for him to reach above his shoulders.

"Ooops, I just pooped in my diaper. This isn't as much fun as David Vitter said it would be."

Mc flip talking to mc flop
"I never said they were reds.
I said they were browns."
(spots)

"You GOPers put one of these on me in South Carolina in 2004 when BushCo forced me to eat that spoon fed shit you guys cooked up. I just hope there's a different chef in the kitchen this time round"

You guys are making fun and no one seems to realize the gift that was dropped in your lap. This photo is like the Dukakis photo moment of him in uniform with a stupid hat sitting atop of a tank.

This could be one of the most humiliating photos a candidate can be portrayed in in this election season. Yeah, yeah, everyone wears one from time to time depending on the type of food (though I never have). But what's worse is that he's not putting it on himself, he's having it done for him.

Used properly, besides just humiliating, it shows his elitism. First, he doesn't pump his own gas, doesn't know what the price is for it and says it doesn't really matter. And he can't even put on his own bib??? How out of touch and elite is this guys? !!!!!

1. Where's baby's flag pin??"

2. "Uh, oh. I made a peepee."

Don't make fun of this guys inability to tie his own bib. He's shoulders were fucked up in the war.

I hope to god he doesn't get elected but there's plenty of real issues to hit him with.

No, Sir, Senator, it does not look silly...It looks good on you....Very masculine. Now, why don't you just relax, think of it as wearing a really wide tie, drink your Ensure from your sippy-cup and eat your strained peaches while I help the rest of the staff search the bus for your teeth.

"At my age, it's hard to eat without drooling."

Cincinnati, OH. 4 July 2008 (AP): In a campaign stop today, Republican presidential hopeful John McCain was escorted to a local G.O.P. barbecue by his "senior caregiver," campaign officials said. The Arizona Republican and decorated war hero stopped in the Ohio city to celebrate Independence Day. When questioned, a spokesman for the McCain campaign denied allegations that the candidate is too old to feed himself, but would acknowledge that McCain has had a senior caregiver since he reached retirement age after the Battle of Gettysburg.

"Time to eat, it's just what I and just about all americans like to do after our troops bomb a wedding and then deny it".

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7492195.stm

Put an army helmet on that picture and run it like the Ducakus ads.
You know, the ones in the 2000 campaign.
(side by side?)

Bib , I don't need no stinking bib .......

Did I get here early enough for the Early-bird Special?

Can't do economics. Can't use a computer. Can he still tie his own shoes?

This photo pretty much sums up the state of affairs for McPappy - drooling, dribbling, and bibbed up. Now maybe he needs to change his Depends while he's at it??

At least it's not a picture of Cindy helping him with his Depends undergarment.

Vote for me and get a tax break on diapers for a full year.

My friends my name is Grampy McSame and I approve of this message.

BennyP @ 40:

Not to ruin the giggles here- but...
McCain's injuries from his years of being tortured have made it impossible for him to reach above his shoulders.

It's also very common to have your bib tied on for you by the host(es)/server aswell, even if you can reach above your shoulders.

Neil @ 52:

Don't make fun of this guys inability to tie his own bib. He's shoulders were fucked up in the war. /snip

Put the soap box away and do something else if you don't wanna participate, but I (and other free individuals) will poke fun where and when we will.

Jimmi the Grey - Equal Opportunity Offender

someone should wake him, he's got that old folks meeting with Rod Stewart later

does that bib say, "fatal chili'?

Applesauce!

Jimmi the Grey @ 76:

BennyP @ 40:

Not to ruin the giggles here- but...
McCain's injuries from his years of being tortured have made it impossible for him to reach above his shoulders.

It's also very common to have your bib tied on for you by the host(es)/server aswell, even if you can reach above your shoulders.

Neil @ 52:

Don't make fun of this guys inability to tie his own bib. He's shoulders were fucked up in the war. /snip

Put the soap box away and do something else if you don't wanna participate, but I (and other free individuals) will poke fun where and when we will.

Jimmi the Grey - Equal Opportunity Offender

Put he soapbox away? [Deleted. Abusive. Site Monitor] That's what the comment section in Crooks & Liars is for.

to all pussy-footing commenters who think it's "not nice" or "unfair" to laugh at the picture because mccain was "wounded honorably":

i'll start thinking about having some sympathy for mccain when he demonstrates that he has sympathy for the american people. so far all i've seen is a whole lot of spin and "well of course i deserve be elected president, bush promised i could be next!" and a vacuum hole where his policy proposals should be.

oh, that's right, he doesn't need policy proposals because ... well, because he's mccain, the battle-scarred maverick, and he doesn't need to explain what it is he thinks he's going to do as leader of the united states. in fact, it's insulting of you to even ask because, after all, he was a prisoner of war.

Relax. He won't be in charge even if he gets elected.

What goods the f*ckin bib without my f*cking teeth you f*cking c*nt.

Aw, he looks like an angel! Like a 200 year old sleepy, grumpy angel! Uh oh... smells like he needs a change.

lmab @ 93:

Cindy says....I'm a dick and I need to use protection.

Make that.....dickhead!

Whitey Bitterman @ 53:

BennyP @ 40:

Not to ruin the giggles here- but...
McCain's injuries from his years of being tortured have made it impossible for him to reach above his shoulders.

And what exactly did he learn from his experience? That torture is OK when it's done to the other guy? Please.

AMEN! Torture for me = POTUS. But you can't talk about that unless you cannonize me. Torture now is goooood!! The more we torture the better. We're the USA, dammit! We'll do whatever the hell we want. And fu*k any cu*t who says otherwise.

Damn bloggers. I hate you!

Cindy: You're getting a little thin on top John.
John: You're a c*t.
Cindy: I am not washing or shaving you again. And put your own apron on.

PLEASE! Don't water-board me! I'll make all the videos you want.

Better Reds than Dead?

Obama is an elitist. He doesn't use a bib.

Why can't I sit with the grown-ups?

I feel so gay!

The Reagan Years.........part deux

I don't talk about it, but you know, I am a hero.

lmab @ 111:

I'm wearing "Hello Kitty" briefs "Incredible Hulk Underoos" .

FIFY ;^D

McCain: "I feel like I could eat a baseball team."

Sever: "That's good, because we're out of lobster."

bleh bleh bleh num num I want my Maypo!

"Mommy sez if I finish my beets we kin gos to the nickelodeon...'n' boysenberry phosphates befer the street lamps go down! Oh you kid!"

HA HA HA HA! Too little, too late. I wet myself.

Did I mention that I'm a hero?

Neil @ 123:

Jimmi the Grey @ 87:

Neil @ 84:

Jimmi the Grey @ 76:

Put he soapbox away? [Deleted. Abusive. Site Monitor]. That's what the comment section in Crooks & Liars is for.

I know it's what Crooks & Liars are for. That's why I suggested you to put it away and do something else if you didn't wanna participate. Not quite as [Deleted. Abusive.] as you'd think by first glance...

The comment section isn't just for people who agree with you, and besides what I had to say has nothing to do with you. It was you who took exception to what I had to say and suggested I should not comment here.

message to moderator: i don't mind you censoring my profanity but isn't it profane for a commentors to suggest that unpopular opinions not be posted here. my argument is that we should not make fun of people who have conditions they have no control over - broken shoulders in the case of McCain, downs syndrome, black skin, females, asians, - you get the idea. look i think mccain would be more bad news for this country but, in my opinion, making fun of his broken shoulders is counter-productive to out cause.

liberalbiasboy @ 126:

Neil @ 123:

Jimmi the Grey @ 87:

Neil @ 84:

I know it's what Crooks & Liars are for. That's why I suggested you to put it away and do something else if you didn't wanna participate. Not quite as [Deleted. Abusive.] as you'd think by first glance...

The comment section isn't just for people who agree with you, and besides what I had to say has nothing to do with you. It was you who took exception to what I had to say and suggested I should not comment here.

message to moderator: i don't mind you censoring my profanity but isn't it profane for a commentors to suggest that unpopular opinions not be posted here. my argument is that we should not make fun of people who have conditions they have no control over - broken shoulders in the case of McCain, downs syndrome, black skin, females, asians, - you get the idea. look i think mccain would be more bad news for this country but, in my opinion, making fun of his broken shoulders is counter-productive to out cause.

Isn't the idea to make a funny caption for the photo? The photo in and of itself contains no suggestion of broken shoulders. So try to lighten up a bit, ok?

Get this bib off me and roll me down to the Activities Room. I'm betting Cindy's fortune on my Bingo card today!

If I eat with my hands, will they think I'm a Muslim?

I asked Cindy....if I finish all my Kapt'n Crunch, what will you give me? She said "DEPENDS"

I am always suspicious when people say we have to play nice.

That's what the repiggicans depend upon.

Because it works

And it's rarely if ever reciprocated.

Hey Barack! I challenge you to a debate at the corner diner.

I hire new leadership for my campaign and this is the photo op? Well, at least it beats the green background.

When do I get my applesause?

Good think Republicans don't care what the rest of the world thinks.

AH! If only someone would help me with the economy..........

When I am president, EVERYONE will were a bib......oh, and a flag pin.

I tell you! Obama is not qualified!