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Read that headline twice. It might just be the dumbest statement made on television since Bush took office. After accusing Obama of voting to deny armor for the troops, Dick Morris tries to argue that Obama displayed poor judgment during the Georgian/Russian conflict because he pointed out that we would be in a stronger position to condemn Russia if we hadn't squandered our credibility by invading Iraq. After Colmes reminds him that Obama is right, Morris proceeds to make himself look even dumber by claiming we invaded Iraq at the invitation of Saddam Hussein. Huh?

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Morris: You saw by these, these ill prepared reactions on Georgia. And you saw what he said today? Obama said that he understood that countries should not invade other countries and we would be in a better position to say that if we had not gone into Iraq.

Colmes: Where is he wrong?

Morris: Where he's wrong is that we went into Iraq at the invitation of the government. Not as an invasion.

Colmes: We went to Iraq to remove Saddam Hussein. [....]

Morris: We're in Iraq now at the invitation of the government.

Colmes: They've asked us to leave. They said there's a timeline to get us out.

Morris: We're in Iraq as a result of a democracy asking for us to come in there. It's not an invasion. It's not a takeover. We're not trying to annex Iraq.

Colmes: We went in there by our own...of our own. We went into Iraq originally. Not at the invitation of Saddam Hussein's government.

To recap: Obama doesn't want to protect the troops (he does); we invaded Iraq at the request of Saddam Hussein (we didn't); we're staying in Iraq because the Iraqis want us there (they don't); and America has the requisite credibility to scold other countries for doing exactly what we do (we don't). How much does FOX pay this clown?

Full transcript below:

Morris says: The choice of Biden reminds me very much of Bush's choice of Cheney. The idea of going for an older, wiser, more experienced figure.

Hannity: He's angry. He's arrogant. He's condescending. He thinks he knows it all......

Morris: Those adjectives would not apply to Cheney.

Colmes gets at him for distorting Obama's voting record and the conversation then moves here:

Morris: In the new funding Bill, the whole focus of that funding Bill was armor for the, for the Humvees. And while it is true of course Obama did not want our troops killed, uh he was willing to vote for a total cut off even though that money was used to armor the uh...stuff..[.......] In the final vote on that Bill he voted against funding.

Then he says Obama knows nothing about foreign policy and needs someone on the ticket who knows something about it and this follows:

Morris: You saw by these, these ill prepared reactions on Georgia. And you saw what he said today? Obama said that he understood that countries should not invade other countries and we would be in a better position to say that if we had not gone into Iraq.

Colmes: Where is he wrong?

Morris: Where he's wrong is that we went into Iraq at the invitation of the government. Not as an invasion.

Colmes: We went to Iraq to remove Saddam Hussein. [....]

Morris: We're in Iraq now at the invitation of the government.

Colmes: They've asked us to leave. They said there's a timeline to get us out.

Morris: We're in Iraq as a result of a democracy asking for us to come in there. It's not an invasion. It's not a takeover. We're not trying to annex Iraq.

Colmes: We went in there by our own...of our own. We went into Iraq originally. Not at the invitation of Saddam Hussein's government.

Morris: I believe that drawing the metaphor between Georgia and Iraq. Giving Russia the moral cover to go into Georgia because we went into Iraq, justifying that invasion paralleled with what we did is stupid. And I think that Joe Biden might be able to stop Barack Obama from saying stupid things.

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yoda Morganstern's picture

Dick Morris is a Hillary hating, wife cheating, prostitute visiting, toe queen...Anyone can be on television these days, no matter how stupid. Next is he gonna take the high moral ground on Edwards?

LI Liberal's picture

Holy Crap!! I'm speechless.

johnbpt's picture

Why does anyone still pay attention to anything this clueless, vindictive ass clown says?

Jo's picture

Morris - toe sucking arsehole.

liberAL's picture

Why is anyone listening to Dick Morris? He had his day and it is long gone. He continually shows us that he is one of the dumbest men on the planet and he is doing absolutely no good to any one. Send Dick to tour Afghanistan or someplace where they can keep him busy and so we won't have to listen to his inane statements.

liberAL's picture

BTW Loved that picture. Says it all, doesn't it?

MCMetal's picture

Dick Morris: “We’re in Iraq as a result of a democracy asking for us to come in there.”

Yeah , and Saddam asked to be headless at the end of a long rope , too , didn't he , shithead ?

j swift's picture

Well we did, sort of, ahh, invite ourselves.

Fucking idiot.

Chris Gamble's picture

Brilliant picture!

BigIslandDave's picture

The guy looks like one of the Three Stooges. Nyuck nyuck ...

We invaded and occupied Iraq. Period.

And it wasn't to spread any goddamn "democracy."

CruzBustamove's picture

Dick, did your ass invite your head to come in there?

UselessOlHOfromNO's picture

Whew! Bare, naked and desperate insanity is all!

Jeon Ji-Yung's picture

I fail to see the connection between Morris' predilection towards toe-sucking and... well, anything. Unless they're attached to 12 year old feet, who cares? It just comes off desperate, when there's so many other reasons to verbally smack this Dick around that are actually, y'know, legit.

eric's picture

Fox pays him with all the toes he can suck.

Edward Mercer's picture

Moron of the year Award! Stupidest comment of the Year Award! He is his name!

Del Capslock's picture

Damn, a Dick Morris post, and I just took a shower.

Crash Chloride's picture

SAY WHAT!!??!!??

This is a new low for Morris, what an f'ng liar!

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Nicole Belle's picture

liberAL @ 5:

Why is anyone listening to Dick Morris? He had his day and it is long gone. He continually shows us that he is one of the dumbest men on the planet and he is doing absolutely no good to any one. Send Dick to tour Afghanistan or someplace where they can keep him busy and so we won't have to listen to his inane statements.

And yet, he keeps getting on TV. Why is that?

jimmiraybob's picture

Sorry to disagree but Morris is and has been on the lowest floor of dumb for some time. He competes with himself at the bottom. He looks up to see the dumb that is Glen Beck. When dumb itself looks for a ray of hope it looks down at Morris.

Catim's picture

Doesn't he have a prostitute he could be playing with?

LI Liberal's picture

What continues to amaze me is schmucks like Morris keep generating mounds of "bovine excrement" such as this, and the wingnuts keep lapping it up like plateloads of free Godiva truffles.

lmab's picture

It is amazing that anyone hears this crap and gives any credence to this fool, but the Republicans have made a living feeding their voters nonsense and having them buy it hook, line and sinker. But, hey.... Bush got elected once, too. Not too much deep thought there. They like stupid rhetoric and short answers........Defeat it..........at conception.........not patriotic.....celebrity.......yada yada yada.........

Bismarck's picture

Another blowhard affluent Neocon who will die at Fux Noise. How many members of the Bill Kristol Coward Club do they have going? I am convinced that unless you are over 65, white male, with dogma etched into your ossified brain, no one listens to these jackasses blathering at each other on a television set.

lmab's picture

A newt, a dick and coming soon, a mitt. What's that jingling noise? It's McCain's house keys.

Rico's picture

It's too bad that "liar" has become a forbidden 4-letter word in the media and politics. It's way past time that the Obama campaign (and the media for that matter) start calling lies what they are -- lies. This goes way beyond spin.

Teddy Phuf's picture

Neocons and their ilk are licking their chops right now. A new cold war and the war on terror! Can you imagine the possible all the no-bid contracting? Can you imagine all the fear-inducing? Can you imagine the trampling of civil liberties to squash dissent? Can you imagine how much the corporate agenda can get passed whilst the MSM is fawning over old pics of Nikita Krushchev?

Uncle Dick is just tryin to impress some neocon think tanks so he can make a few. Jingoism can be a cash cow.

Mark @ News Corpse's picture

When I saw this story about Morris yesterday, I couldn't believe it. I was sure it was snark. Of course, as it turns, out, these rightist punididiots have jumped the snark. It is now completely impossible to engage in snark when their reality is even more absurd.

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Campy's picture

...and today Chris Wallace claimed John McCain is a foreign policy expert. Fox News makes Baghdad Bob look like a paragon of objective reporting.

Rasputin's picture

"Dick Morris: “We’re in Iraq as a result of a democracy asking for us to come in there.”"

Yes Dick... and now the Iraqi Democracy is asking us to leave as soon as possible, so fuck off weasel!

I don't like using foul language but this smarmy little creep just pisses me off to the extreme!

Green Eagle's picture

"... we went into Iraq at the invitation of the government."
"We’re in Iraq as a result of a democracy asking for us to come in there...."

Not that I'm that surprised, but apparently Dick Morris is asserting that the Iraqi government of that time, i.e. Saddam Hussein, was a democracy.

And, tell me again, Dick, what was our reason for invading Iraq?

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Paul's picture

Just want to add my approval of your screen grab. Priceless.

Milquetoast's picture

Dick Morris said: "We’re in Iraq as a result of a democracy asking for us to come in there."

...he sounds like the typical rapist giving an excuse.

...she was askin for it...

BobbyG's picture
MIKE's picture

HUH? The FCC should mandate a Idiot Meter be superimposed anytime a pundit is interviewed. This would register 9.95 on a scale of 1 to 10 (10 being the biggest idiot) only because he is wearing clothes.

Don Rumsfeld hater's picture

The republicans are geniuses which is why John McAnus will be the next president of the Untied States of America. Cheney/ McAnus/ Bush/Rove /Condoleeza Inc. told Georgia to attack the huge country of Russia. Lazy Obama was body surfing in Hawaii while McAnus handled the hell out of it. Like McAnus comes out looking sharp. Obama looks like an idiot. McAnus and Co. will start wars, start troop withdrawls, block imports from reaching Iran or trigger a "Gulf of Tonkin" incident in the Persian Gulf etc. etc. immediately after they drill McAnus on how to give speeches and answer questions in regards to these sudden unexpected crisis. Cheney and Co. don't care if they have to kill ten million people JOHN MCCAIN WILL BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. CHENEY CAN'T BE STOPPED NOW. IT'S TOO LATE ! HE HAS ALL THE POWER. WAR CREATES PEACE. Stupid Americans !! Now it's too late. Go back to your stupid sports : baseball, dog fighting , cock-fighting etc. You all just wait. Russia is probably bringing Nuclear weapons to Cuba right now as a response to the "Missile Shield" deal. The USA, England, and Israel against Russia, China, Cuba, Venezuela, Syria, Iran. I'm in Asia. This is gonna be interesting. A 72 year old lying criminal with senile dimentia getting worse by the day in control of the collapsing USA.

Head Goose's picture

We asked ourselves to invade Iraq, and since we are a democracy, he's right.

constituent's picture

DICK using the democracy sheild......he made an honest
mistake i'm sure he meant to say we're their for oil.

Karatist Preacher's picture

No more attention paid to Dick Morris - just ignore him.

a protohominid's picture

Cannot fight the urge.. Godwin's Law be damned, I must make the analogy. .. aaargh.

Vichey France.

There I said it. I feel so much better now.

Anton's picture

Sometimes, I wish these pundits would honor stupid statements with an awkward moment of silence. FOX should hire John Cleese.

Eric Hussein in Ottawa's picture

Wow.

That is blatantly false. The US did NOT initially enter Iraq at anyone's invitation. It was clearly an invasion, and an illegal one at that.

Comrade Rutherford's picture

Mr President, Democracy is on the phone, says he's calling from Iraq. What should I tell him?

Thanks, for calling, Democracy, but we don't want to buy any. We have too much here already.

Yes, that's right. Americans have too much freedom.

Che's Lounge's picture

Even a lightweight like Colmes has Morris chasing his own tail trying to justify the illegal invasion of Iraq. The only people more contemptible than Morris are the murkins who agree with his insane logic.

Don Rumsfeld hater's picture

Campy @ 28:

...and today Chris Wallace claimed John McCain is a foreign policy expert. Fox News makes Baghdad Bob look like a paragon of objective reporting.

...................................
I wonder if there is any way to find out what percentage of Americans buy the FOX's pundit B.S. line, hook and sinker. I mean we all agree it's BS but is it 1%? 15% ? 18% that believe anything regardless of how baseless :
*The government of Iraq invited the U.S.A. military to come.
*John McAnus is an expert on Economics.
*Russia invaded Georgia without provocation.
*Obama wants to kill imperfect babies in the delivery room.
*Obama voted against Body armor for the troops.

I guess there are zero laws to prevent this outrageos systematic lying....so they might go all the way with it :
* Michelle Obama was a slut in high school and smoked pot.
* Joseph Biden is receiving $10,000.oo per day from the oil companies
* Obama has been known to do the same things in public toilets that Larry Craig was accused of.
* People very close to Obama know that he wants revenge on the white people for slavery.
ad infinitum
ad nauseum

muldoon's picture

I thought Morris was just great, and if this clip is representative of his insights and knowledge, would love to see him have his own show on Fox. P.T. Barnum supposedly said, "You'll never go broke by underestimating the publics' intelligence," but in this case I'm willing to make an exception. Morris is such a complete blithering idiot even faithful Fox viewers have gotta be shaking their heads, saying, "Just how stupid do they think we are, anyway?"

DA's picture

What a c*nt.

JimboSlice's picture

Okay I realize they want to start all discussions of Iraq at Jan 1, 2007 - but in 2003 WE INVADED IRAQ

StirFry's picture

In the screen cap, looks like Morris farting out of his mouth....and he is !

miss_kitty's picture

Dick, go get your toes sucked by a prossy.

Oh wait, I'd say judging by the screen cap, that it's already happening. I'd say nice of FOX 'News' to allow you to 'bring your own' but since you are all prostitutes at FOX, yours went by unnoticed.

PS. Liar. Big fat fucking liar. And a traitor to the country I might add. It only harms us to ignore the truth, cover it up with lies. But you selfish Thugs have learned nothing in the last 40 years or so.

sofla's picture

Can you get syphilis from sucking toes? That would explain the dementia that led to his statements.

Kathy in St. louis's picture

When I see Dick Morris on Fox (as I quickly click by), I am always amazed at how far a person with absolutely no convictions can go to make a dime. What a sad, fat, ugly person.

I am also amazed that Fox has any viewers at all.

constituent's picture

DICK is an opportunistic parrot. the guy is not interesting
and he blames the clintons for everything...the haters love it....the only time i hear him say anything of intelligent value was when he discussed trader speculation......you could tell hannity wanted him to shut up because he was correct. i don't watch it anymore it's
stacked against colmes and i'm sick of hannity massaging
his own ego on television. the guy is worthless.

Groucho (it's not-Sitemonitor)'s picture

[That's it. You're banned-Sitemonitor]

odanny's picture

Sheesh, is the poor guy having a heart attack, or getting his prostate checked in that picture?

Jeon Ji-Yung's picture

Dick Morris: “We’re in Iraq as a result of a democracy asking for us to come in there.”

Alternately...

Dick Morris: We didn't rape Iraq, she was totally digging it.

☻Bangkok Bob ☻'s picture

When fox drains the tank this is what you find on the bottom.

But they don't look foolish to the Moron Factor.

Of course the rest of the world that still has living brain cells see this crap for what it is.

IndridCold's picture

GAME OVER. Someone press the power button. We're done here.

Jerry's picture

On a scale of 0 - 10, Morris' rant rates a score of 11 wingnuts!

Che's Lounge's picture

The pic is a great shot of Morris doing his best Jerry (Curly) Howard. It's perfect.

(Sorry Babe. You're still the best knucklehead in the history of TV.)

David762's picture

Dick Morris must be drinking from the very same Kool-Aid pitcher as McSame (regarding all the BS about the "Surge" and when it started.) That this blatant LIE was spouted out on Faux Noose should come as no surprise to anyone here.
Folks, it's called "Propaganda" for a reason. And the Bush Crime Family believes that if they repeat the very same lies long enough, and from enough different voices, the American people will begin to accept these lies as the "TRUTH". Revisionist history. How many more times do I have to hear Secretary of State Condi Rice repeat the BIG LIE that Saddam Hussein and al Queda were plotting 9-11 together?

It really pisses me off that our Democratically-controlled Congress has taken Impeachment "off the table", has failed to use Capitol police to arrest Bush cronies that have flouted summonses from Congressional investigative committees, and given George W. Bush any and everything that he wants from the Congress. I have had it!

Samson-'s picture

"We’re in Iraq as a result of a democracy asking for us to come in there. It’s not an invasion"

so, morris is claiming that saddam's iraq was a democracy? or is his ability to recall events limited to solely the past 35 seconds (the goldfish principle)?

this is not "dumb", no it has crossed it to the land of delusion. is involuntary commitment still an option? he is clearly a danger to himself and the public.

neverbeenfooled's picture

I often wonder how far Faux News will go in testing their viewers intelligence. Just when I think they've finally hit the bottom of the barrel and their viewers can't help but be insulted by the crap they're attempting to pass off as truth, Hannity or O'Reilly invites on another ass-wipe clown like Dick Morris and they plumb the depths even further.

MG's picture

I never have liked Dick Morris. Before, when he claimed to be a Demo and now that he's a Fox News kissass. He is a whiny, little guy, with nothing of importance to say. But I think that's why Fox loves him!

Joe O.'s picture

Dick Morris must have smoked some crack before he went on the air because I have never heard of anything so ridiculously wrong in my entire life.

constituent's picture

Joe O. @ 65:

Dick Morris must have smoked some crack before he went on the air because I have never heard of anything so ridiculously wrong in my entire life.

i heard he smokes toe jam......weird dude

theWalrus's picture

The only other person creepier than Dick Morris is his father, who I had the great displeasure of meeting. The apple didn't fall far from that tree.

The picture is priceless.

Ron.j's picture

Silly is as silly does. Morris sounds like Baghdad Bob.

Hulk's picture

"Old buttered buns" is such a joke, but he does fit right in to the high calibre shill that they hire on this propaganda network.

I refuse to even listen to this clown. He scares me. I want to clutch my children close to me when I see him. Why is that?

Oh well.....I'm sure he has his twisted opinion, just like all the other fascist hacks on this network.

The brain dead and geriatrics must think he's "cute", cause he has a regular gig there it seems. He just makes me want to scrub the toilet seat extra careful in public restrooms. Yuck!

Victor Von Doom's picture

As my Dean once advised me: Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Pity Morris never received similar advice.

Charles's picture

Completely delusional. He's just making up whatever he wants to believe. Faux News indeed.

ysbaddaden's picture

Saddam was suicidal?

I think they tried to use that line to justify the invasion of Cambodia. It didn't work 35 years ago.

NoBuddy's picture

The Germans were in France at the invitation of the Vichy government also. And, of course, the Ruskies invaded Georgia in search of weapons of mass destruction.

The Daily Show had a clip where Secretary of Def Gates was maintaining that countries don't invade other countries, in Europe. So, that is our new stand.

Now, we loose all credibility when we invade a county thousands of miles away, who represents no security threat to the U.S. Meanwhile, the Russians invaded a neighboring country. We have been interfering for years in the affairs of our neighbors to the south, such as Panama, and Nicaragua ever since the days of the Monroe Doctrine. So, we don't have any credibility in criticizing the Russians.

The idea of bringing Georgia and a host of other countries into NATO also needs to be examined. We didn't respond militarily this time, but what happens if we are treaty-bound to do so? Really want World War III over a couple of break-away provinces?

Meanwhile we hear nothing but borrow and spend options being voiced by the Presidential candidates while this idea of playing the world's policeman which is bankrupting this country is off the table for discussion. The U.S. currently spends one out of every two dollars spent in the world on the military.

ysbaddaden's picture

The only way morris's comment would make sense, is if you considered Ahmed Chalabi (Curveball)) the true government of Iraq.

Then of course the whole phony WMD thing.

So not only did we never find any ready WMD's, but Chalabi the secularist that we favored was roundly defeated in a electeion by Al Maliki the Shia.

ysbaddaden's picture

70 Victor Von Doom Says: As my Dean once advised me: Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Pity Morris never received similar advice.
________________________________________________________________________

Actually Victor Von Doom is the villain Dr. Doom of Fantastic Four fame

And unless your name is Flounder, and your dean's name was Dean Wormer, you never got that advice.

Trittydi's picture

Dick Morris -- go suck toes.
*

buck_fush's picture

is it just me, or does dick morris remind anyone else of harvey fierstein, or rather the old jon lovitz fierstein impression from snl?

"i just want to be loved...is that so wrooooooooong?"

Marvin El Canucki's picture

Nice screen grab.

Hope his bowel movement was successful.

Jeebus ... lol ...

Limp-Dick Blimpaugh's picture

No intelligent person listens to the complete uneducated morons on Faux Noise.

naschkatze Hussein's picture

Morris lives in Cloud-Cookoo-Land. Saddam Hussein and the Baath Party invited us to invade.

Embittered & Anti-Republicrat - Max-Hussein-1's picture

.

So, Saddam asked America for a good “Shock and Awe”?
So, Saddam asked America to come and topple his statues?
So, Saddam asked America for help in deposing the Iraqis government?
So, Saddam asked America to tear apart their national identity?
So, Saddam asked America to assist in looting the national museum?
So, Saddam asked America for purple fingers?
So, Saddam asked America to come take their OIL?
So, Saddam asked America to please, use my TORTURE CELLS?
So, Saddam asked America to send him to trial?
So, Saddam asked America to come hang him?
So, Saddam asked America to bomb the power plants?
So, Saddam asked America to disband the Iraqis military?
So, Saddam asked America for help in starving his people?

So, did Saddam ask Bush to keep his seat and continue reading My Pet Goat?

The Iraqis and Saddam didn’t want the American Empire to come in,
The American Empire wanted to go in and manipulated and lied their way there.

If you’ve been a Loyally silent American, there’s blood on your hands.

PR Push for Iraq War Preceded Intelligence Findings
“White Paper” Drafted before NIE even Requested

National Security Archive Electronic Briefing Book No. 254
Posted - August 22, 2008

For more information contact:
John Prados - (202) 994-7000

Washington D.C., August 22, 2008 - The U.S. intelligence community buckled sooner in 2002 than previously reported to Bush administration pressure for data justifying an invasion of Iraq, according to a documents posting on the Web today by National Security Archive senior fellow John Prados.

The documents suggest that the public relations push for war came before the intelligence analysis, which then conformed to public positions taken by Pentagon and White House officials. For example, a July 2002 draft of the “White Paper” ultimately issued by the CIA in October 2002 actually pre-dated the National Intelligence Estimate that the paper purportedly summarized, but which Congress did not insist on until September 2002.

A similar comparison between a declassified draft and the final version of the British government’s “White Paper” on Iraq weapons of mass destruction adds to evidence that the two nations colluded in the effort to build public support for the invasion of Iraq. Dr. Prados concludes that the new evidence tends to support charges raised by former White House press secretary Scott McClellan and by the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence in its long-delayed June 2008 “Phase II” report on politicization of intelligence.

(continued)

I suppose Dick Morris would argue that it’s not Lying to the Senate when Bush does it… NO?

McCain the Liar's picture

At least his parents got his name right, DICK.

chamay0's picture

To make it easy on republicans I will keep this simply:

can we spell S.T.U.P.I.D!

Honestly the disconnect that takes place with these right wing pundits is beyond reality. They have quite literally entered into the Twilight Zone and are perpetually living in a parallel universe.

Shan's picture

The Burmese people have been asking for democracy since at least the 80's if not before.

Well ... when are we going?

Mike the Riverine's picture

Morris: We’re in Iraq now at the invitation of the government

Somebody wanna hand this asshole Morris a current history book? I don't seem to remember Saddam Hussein actually saying, "Please, Mr. Bush, bomb the shit out of Iraq and invade us because I really would like to hide in a hole and get hanged, it's my dream."

What a fucking putz.

majicman's picture

Yes. And they want you in Afghanistan too. Read this piece found on BBC WS today.
In-friggin-credible. Keep trying to convince yourselves!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7578152.stm

namvetted's picture

Dick sounds like he needs another drink before he goes back on the air. The few he drank doesn't seem to be enough. By the way. where's Osama, Dick?

Biggus Diggus's picture

Dick Morris is one of the most odious creatures ever to appear on pundit TV and that's saying something.

camille frances's picture

CruzBustamove @ 11:

Dick, did your ass invite your head to come in there?

love that quote! Morris (have you noticed) has no neck so I think his brain has been displaced============= what's even dumber, are the jerks who give him a voice at all, like another fav, Hannity on what laughingly is called "fair and unbiased news" Fox. They wouldn't announce it if Bush,Chaney were caught in the middle of Main st with their pants off, love those rep. Yuck!!!!

chicano2nd's picture

A complete waste of oxygen. And the FAUX idiots pay him?

rc's picture

then why the f@#$k are we paying for it?

KrisiPuu's picture

There's this rightwing blog here in Lubbock, TX, on the local newspaper's website called Mr. Conservative. The blogger is Dr. Donald May, who likes to call Dick Morris a friend and quotes him a lot. Dr. May even invited Morris to speak at the International Cultural Center here. (Dr. May is a huge embarrassment for the Center, by the way.)

Dr. May is such a dumb bunny for a retina surgeon that I think more people need to see his hilariously clueless blog.

Go here: http://blogs.lubbockonline.com/conservative/index.php

Whitehouse's picture

What the matter with Combs?? Is he playing with fire again? Last week he punked Hannity, who had to resort to the POW-card again to save his ass, and now he's defending Obama?

Boy, you'd almost think he's about to balance Fox!!

groucho's picture

Dick got caught talking to his boss about classified information from his bed, while getting his toes sucked by a prostitute.
McCane left his ill wife and married an heiress.
Ted Stevens is indicted for all sorts of crimes.
I could go on and on.
But we still listen to these little cretins like they are some kind of credible source.

And then we have to lose Edwards. I don't get it.

John Edward's picture

When I see him my response is, "Oh, the shameless toe sucker." God created the remote control so we don't have to listen to this fool.

ronhohn's picture

Why are Dick's lips continually flapping? Does it go back to toe-sucking days, or is there a medical explanation?

maleman's picture

DA @ 47:

What a c*nt.

Please leave Ms cowpie out of this.
Sorry, Ms cowchip.

Xrepublican's picture

Don't worry about Dick. Sleep apnea will claim another victim if he keeps on eating that republiCON fat. A hog cleans up better than Dick does. What would Jesus say? ? ? ?

Ruthless People's picture

It's on page 6, paragraph 4 in the reich wing handbook. "Doesn't matter if it isn't true because simply saying the opposite makes it so".

I see Dick picked himself up a copy.

timothy's picture

That was both funny and frightening to watch, how much of a disconnect from reality are these people suffereing from?

Edwin Hussein's picture

This is what they hope to teach the next generation of Americans.

Strider's picture

I didn't watch 'cause I fucking HATE Dick Morris. The picture makes him look like he's doing his best impression of Curly.

Dave Xnet's picture

These people make up their own reality in their head. What they don't realize is that
thinking people can see it for the BS it is.

I heard Shepherd Smith say yesterday on Faux news, that Georgia attacked South Ossetia
despite advice from Washington telling them *not* to do so -
This doesn't make any sense at all. Looking at Saakashvili's body language and bizarre behavior,
his frustration and crying on camera, these actions seem to be expression of a man who expected
to be backed up, instead of being left in the lurch. Why would he expect to be backed up unless
he had been given a green light?

Kathy in St. louis's picture

Shan @ 84:

The Burmese people have been asking for democracy since at least the 80's if not before.

Well ... when are we going?

Mike the Riverine @ 85:

Morris: We’re in Iraq now at the invitation of the government

Somebody wanna hand this asshole Morris a current history book? I don't seem to remember Saddam Hussein actually saying, "Please, Mr. Bush, bomb the shit out of Iraq and invade us because I really would like to hide in a hole and get hanged, it's my dream."

What a fucking putz.

As soon as the oil companies find that their is a clear and impending need (lots of oil) for us to go.

duchessofbilgewater's picture

Man, has Dick Morris gotten FAT!!!!! He looks like Jaba the Hut.

Karen's picture

As I've said so many times........

THEY'LL SAY ANYTHING!

ferrofluid's picture

Dick Morris - a total waste of water; so this moron gets paid by people to breathe !!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike V.'s picture

This is just one of those instances (and we need to pay attention to them) when some moron like Dick Dick comes on TV and spews a talking point more than once with the hope that it will later be repeated by the echo machine.
A point with NO basis in fact at all.
This is how they start. Spew a lie, repeat, get the echo chamber working.
How many fucking Reich Wing blogs will have this within 24 hours?
During the campaign, the "Obama Camp" needs to keep a running tally of these kinds of foolish statements and hammer them back into the ground where they fucking belong.

nativegirl's picture

This is part of the Republican problem, using Fox and Dick to get the message out. All three entities plus McCain play at politics and use the rerun message to blow off experience. None of these, are experts at anything. McCain is a wannabe. None of them smart enough to know what they have done to the World.

America, status in the World counts a great deal when you are admired for and trusted with good deeds. For too long America has sounded the alarm bell as John Sydney McCain III does. For too long America has puffed itself up with false pride and lied to the World about good, honest brokers of peace.

Everyone hates a bully; McCain you are a bully. Your America is a bully. Get off yourself and consider why your world view is distorted. Be honest with yourself and start talking about the troops and how many are still dying. Leave yourself in the closet. Talk about the troops.....not you. I have never seen anyone more in love with himself than McCain, and more contempt for any trooper that might be courageous, he feels is a threat to his 'famously adopted view of hero'ism' and his legacy. To me this man is psychotic, narcisisstic and dangerous.

Kreskin's picture

Another delusional fountain of bullshit of the far right . They sure don't let facts or the truth get in their way do they ? If there is good and evil , these guys are in fact evil , the real deal , right in there with the worst in history .

RickinSF's picture

I like the way the Dick Morris ended the segment laughing.

That's the only thing you can do when you've been completely pwned.

High marks for Mr. Colmes, who sometimes surprises me by not backing down on an issue.

Ron from Ohio's picture

Why is always on television? Think about the name of the show and station. Hannity & Colmes on FOX. Let's see they have Carl Rove, Laura Ingrams, Dennis Miller and etc.
The scum long nose liars of the Conservative movement can be found of FOX daily and at least one lie comes out of one of their shows daily. Dick Morris who probably turns out a book every three months with his propaganda for the Conservative will continue to be a guest on FOX.

Dick Morris forte is lies and rumors. Why are we surprised?

cant wait for 09's picture

this dude has to be smoking some seroiusly good shit or else they just drug him out of a cave where he's spent the past 8 years.

VegasRage's picture

Holy mother!

Jack Damage's picture

H-HU-HUH???!!!! Wha...Ah fagitaboudit... It's a completely ridiculous statement... Not even worth a rant in response... That picture says it all.. A total fruitcake........
It might be like, Monty Python funny if there wasn't a war going on killing people... But there is, and it ain't....................JD

Jack Damage's picture

P.S. Mike the Riverine@85;

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA .... Oh god I'm tearin up... Yea, what you said... hahahahah, yep, that nailed it. Morris is a patented moroony. Hahahah, 'it's my dream'...hahahaha Oh that's good shit man, thanks........JD

Left&Left's picture

What a nasty looking, evil man, straining like he's taking a very difficult shit. Yeah, I'd be hateful too if I were him.

Dateline Baghdad 2108's picture

Dick, you prostitute golden shower drinking, shit swallowing turd...

WE ARE IN IRAQ FOR THE OIL!!!

NOT EVEN THE UNITED STATES IS A DEMOCRACY...

HOW THE FUCK IS A FASCIST STATE LIKE THE U.S. GOING TO SPREAD DEMOCRACY ANYWHERE WHEN AT HOME WE ARE UNDER DICTATORIAL CONTROL?

Thomas Stone's picture

I don't watch television. What I see of "television" comes from the Internet, sites like C&L. So someone who watches television, answer me this.

Who the hell is Dick Morris?

Why is someone with pre-school reasoning abilities being asked his opinion about why the U.S. invaded Iraq, seven-years after the fact, on nationally broadcasted television program?

frenchfries's picture

He looks old and drunk. Even though he spits nonsense, you kind of feel sorry for him. The Fox Comedy Channel is the only venue where he's still able to get himself heard. What a sad loser.

missmarple's picture

Ron.j @ 68:

Silly is as silly does. Morris sounds like Baghdad Bob.

In Baghdad Bob's defense - do you realize if he had gone back to Saddam and told him "We're Toast" he probably would have been shot dead on the spot. What's Morris's excuse?

Nick's picture

What's with all the people that think Morris is stupid for saying we were invited into Iraq? I have no doubt that the man isn't one of the smarter Americans but he isn't ignorant on this issue. It's just an intentional lie made up for the most stupid of Faux viewers. They know most of their viewers will believe any lies told by one of the talking heads on Faux. He told these lies for the same reason Faux puts a "D" beside the names of indicted Republicans; they know most of their viewers are brain dead idiots.

wtlloyd's picture

Ok, I busted out laughing when I saw the headline quote...I know it's not funny, but it's so over the top.....

deb's picture

that was a shameful performance....And we thought the authoritarian communist party in China were the most persistent in re-writing history.. when he gets laughed out of town, maybe he could apply for a job over there-

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