October 22, 2023

Donald Trump isn't taking the news well that his bootlicking sycophants are turning on his massive derriere. Trump is big mad specifically at Team Trump attorney Sidney Powell, who he now claims was never his attorney. Sure thing, buddy. Roll the clip above, explaining that the self-described "elite strike force team" was there to represent Trump.

How bad is it that Powell is flipping like a pancake on a hot griddle? It isn't good if your name rhymes with Shonald Drump or Ludy Riudyanni.

Powell was close to Trump and his legal advisers when the former President and his cohorts attempted to overturn the 2020 election. She got a no-jail plea deal, which means she knows crucial details that could shake Trump's world up.

Trump knows this, too. That's why he's freaking the fuck out on Truth Social. And, of course, he's acting as if he barely knew Powell, who became a fixture at the Trump White House amid the attempts to overturn the election after Trump soundly lost to Biden.

"Sidney Powell was one of millions and millions of people who thought, and in ever increasing numbers still think, correctly, that the 2020 Presidential Election was RIGGED & STOLLEN, AND OUR COUNTRY IS BEING ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED BECAUSE OF IT!!!" Trump falsely said. "Despite the Fake News reports to the contrary, and without even reaching out to ask the Trump Campaign, MS. POWELL WAS NOT MY ATTORNEY, AND NEVER WAS."

"In fact, she would have been conflicted. Ms. Powell did a valiant job of representing a very unfairly treated and governmentally abused General Mike Flynn, but to no avail," he added. "His prosecution, despite the facts, was ruthless. He was an innocent man, much like many other innocent people who are being persecuted by this now Fascist government of ours, and I was honored to give him a Full Pardon!"

Trump, once again, wrote stollen instead of stolen. There is a reason for that. A narcissist is not capable of admitting that they made an error. So, if he wrote "stolen," that would mean that all the times he wrote stollen were a mistake. Yes, he's that fucked up.

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