December 14, 2023

Former President Donald Trump let his jealousy of his predecessor show during a campaign speech in Coralville, Iowa, on Wednesday night. The one-term President told the crowd that he is in better physical shape than Barack Obama. Next, he'll tell us he's 6'3" and 215 pounds. He, once again, bragged about passing a cognitive test.

"I just took a physical; you'll be happy to hear," Trump told the crowd. "I passed with flying colors. And I took a cognitive exam. I said, 'Doctor, give me anything you want. I want to take it.'"

"He was Obama's doctor, too, by the way," Trump insisted.

"I said, 'Who's healthier?' He said, 'Sir, there's no contest.' I won't tell you the answer, but you know the answer, okay? It was me."

We're only surprised that the alleged Doctor in this scenario didn't have tears in his eyes when he referred to Trump as 'sir.'

Trump then claimed that his old doctor (Ronny Jackson) said, "'If he didn't eat junk food, he'd live to 200 years old.' That's my kind of a doctor."

Trump, who is only three years younger than President Joe Biden, suggested that his age won't be an issue.

"I'll be the first to know. But I feel that right now I'm sharper than I was 20 years ago, and I don't know why," Trump, who recently confused Biden for Obama numerous times, said.

"It's a funny thing, and it's a very minor thing, but I'm a much better golfer than I was 10 or 15 years ago. It means something, you know? It means something in a certain way," he added.

Yeah, that's not a thing, Donald.

For the record, Barack Obama is 62 years old, more than a decade younger than Lumpy. And Trump isn't known for exercising. Obama and Biden are, though.

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