Everybody is writing their own titles for the upcoming Bristol Palin memoir. Some of the cleaner ones are:
Wonkette: A Life Well Lived, With Some Details of Nelson Mandela’s Life To Fill This Thing Out To 304 Pages
The Aristocrats: As Mean and Stupib as Mom
@MichaelShatz Levi's Junk
Give us what you got in comments, and it's an open thread...