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Herman Cain Wins Florida Straw Poll

Florida straw poll voters decided they hate everyone and voted for the only candidate who's never held public office, Herman Cain.

Results: Cain (37 percent), Perry (15 percent), Romney (14 percent), Santorum (11 percent), Paul (10 percent), Gingrich (9 percent), Huntsman (2 percent), Bachmann (2 percent)

FoxNews set this straw poll up to be important:

Just days ahead of Florida's straw poll, Florida's Republican Party Communications Director Brian Hughes explained to "Power Play Live" host Chris Stirewalt just how big the sunshine state showdown really is.

"The winner of the Presidency 5 straw poll is going to be the Republican nominee," Hughes said.

Uh huh.

CORRECTION: The first post had Perry as third. The final results had Romney third.

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conservatoire's picture

heheheheheheheheheheh!

MacJr's picture

That's fuckin' funny.


Humpty Dumpty was pushed.

ron's picture

thing I did is LOL. It must be the 666 tax plan he has. Sounds scarey.

Trantorian's picture

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"Someday somebody related to some of these sufferers, these victims, these collaterally damaged souls, may try to kill you. And I have to tell you, I think you’ll have it coming." - Christopher Cooper

ronspri's picture

I was wondering if anyone else looked at that and giggled. It's so irrelevant to the real world I live in everyday I am having a hard time even taking it seriously anymore.

Gene214's picture

Jesus! But that's what inhabits the Sunshine State (myself, Pissed Off Patricia, and a few other sane people I know excepted). I can imagine if somebody interviewed a few of the people who voted: "Why did you vote for Herman Cain?" "Uh, because I uh, freedom and uh, taxes, and uh I like pizza". But let's just compare these results with what the geniuses of the Beltway Corporate Media have been prognosticating, shall we? Let's see, at various times they have touted Rick Perry as the front runner, Mitt Romney as the front runner, Michelle Bachmann as the front runner. Hmm, these numbers just aren't very good for any of those clowns are they? Doesn't matter though, because every Sunday we'll be treated to an onslaught of appearances by any one or more of those 'front runners".


If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.

George Carlin

Ape-Man's picture

Did they serve fried butter at this 'straw poll'? Real hicksville maaan.


"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob"
-= Franklin Delano Roosevelt =-

Gene214's picture

Herman Cain's new campaign slogan: "Vote for me, because the terr'ists hate us for our pizza"


If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.

George Carlin

Mathazar's picture

Just the thought of all those exploded heads on election day with no choice other than an AA makes me giddy.

Samson-'s picture

now that stangs

buh, bye crazy eyes, it was fun

Mathazar's picture

that Bachmann hangs in there until July, at which time she forfeits her seat in Congress, and Minnesotans will FINALLY be rid of her.

Samson-'s picture

while that would be great, i fret to think what an unmoored, roaming, rogue bachmann would be like stalking the political landscape. i have visions of grendel. or, some sort of political plague ravaging the electorate

Captain Kangaroo's picture

Even Ed Rollins thinks she is an idiot. He comes out and says it (pretty much) and he worked for her. Normally they don't put their employers down like that.

Captain Kangaroo's picture

WTF? I guess they are really waiting for Palin????

Abbybwood's picture

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"The US has an army of 90,000 soldiers in Afghanistan and is spending $100bn a year, but has still been unable to defeat 20,000-25,000 Taliban who receive no pay at all." - Patrick Cockburn

Awwwww, the dummies are tired of being labeled as bigots..

Florida...stay the fuck away from that state.

Samson-'s picture

or the rightwing radio crowd has yet to see a picture of hermes

and, i wonder, in the right's anti-consumer-leanings, i wonder if they would dare claim buyer's remorse?

...in the deep south...this shouldn't make sense to anybody.

Ape-Man's picture

Ya, weird how Baachmann took a dive to rock bottom. Maybe they can't stand her voice, or her eyes, or her lies.

He beat out Paul by more than 25%. Romney and Parry by more than 20%. Must have been something he said... or perhaps it's because he has been in the background up until now.


"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob"
-= Franklin Delano Roosevelt =-

Andy K's picture

That just about explains it. That base is wack-a-loon Protestants (Santorum's base is wack-a-loon Catholics, the difference being that wack-a-loon Catholics think gays and doctors who perform abortions are leading us to hell, while Protestants believe those same people cause tornadoes).

Don't know what the deal is about the voters in this straw poll and Cain, but Romney's really starting to gain control nationally.

Abbybwood's picture

Ha!


"The US has an army of 90,000 soldiers in Afghanistan and is spending $100bn a year, but has still been unable to defeat 20,000-25,000 Taliban who receive no pay at all." - Patrick Cockburn

OAKTIGER's picture
999

Is that 9 pizza,s 9 topping for 9 bucks


{OAK}TIGER

Alerta_Alerta's picture
999

999


Bite my shiny metal ass.
http://www.startalkradio.net/

eastern seaboard retired..Remember they voted in rick Scott...But it is a ponderable outcome considering the percentage variance!

Sheds new light on the gaggle of repub bagger ethics does it not!

"Results: Cain (37 percent), Perry (15 percent), Romney (14 percent), Santorum (11 percent), Paul (10 percent), Gingrich (9 percent), Huntsman (2 percent), Bachmann (2 percent) ". Instead of percentages please let us know what the vote was. In Iowa there are app 2 million citizens of voting age living in the state. of that number app. 15,000 actually voted. What are the numbers for this waste of time and paper, the Florida Straw Poll. There is nothing binding there. in fact there is very little there there. It is just a gop/tea party/ republican circle jerk that is not worth a bucket of warm spit.

ron's picture

of warm spit might be worth considerably more.

adoringfan's picture

would certainly be more intelligent!

moonsha's picture

I just think the GOP insiders are up to something, and do not believe this is the final field of candidates. Karl Rove is out there cooking something up. Jeb Bush where are you?

Abbybwood's picture

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"The US has an army of 90,000 soldiers in Afghanistan and is spending $100bn a year, but has still been unable to defeat 20,000-25,000 Taliban who receive no pay at all." - Patrick Cockburn

gigabyte's picture

Well, so much for the tea party being racist. Cain has had success in other straw polls largely based on the support of tea party voters. And he's not even half white!

Nominee for Crooks and Liars stupidest post of 2011.

activator either

Captain Kangaroo's picture

Maybe they thought they were voting for McCain?

Winski's picture

AND in one swoop..... POOF goes the GOP!!!! There goes the party of poop.... like dust on the plains... like lint in a clothes dryer.... like autumn leaves in a late afternoon breeze - poof! All gone.... now go to ricky's BBQ and grab some fat-back sandwiches, bucket of fries, a 6 pack of PBR, some ammo and head for the local Klan meeting...

Furthur's picture

Yeah we want him for president, he'll tell America to lighten up and have a sense of humor. That's the only positive thing he's said I agree with. The rest is the usual business garbage.

Alerta_Alerta's picture

Who the Fuck is Herman Cain?


Bite my shiny metal ass.
http://www.startalkradio.net/

stargazzn's picture

His plan is to take back the country, and give it to the slave masters!

Dancer's picture

...FLORIDUH need to take themselves less seriously...and most media opinionator/pundits need to be IGNORED!!! It's a game, ladies and gentlemen...we're the pawns and the media makes the rules!!! Stop playing...

Abbybwood's picture

Innocent women are being maced in New York City at the Wall Street protest. Guys are being thrown to the ground for just talking to a cop there. No media in sight.:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moD2JnGTToA&fe...

F Herman Cain and F the Republican Straw Poll.


"The US has an army of 90,000 soldiers in Afghanistan and is spending $100bn a year, but has still been unable to defeat 20,000-25,000 Taliban who receive no pay at all." - Patrick Cockburn

OAKTIGER's picture

hello godfathers pizza


{OAK}TIGER

Andy K's picture

His manager wouldn't hear the end of it if it was corporate calling to make sure everyone is following the script: "Thank you for choosing Godfather's Pizza. This is Herman speaking. Would you like to hear about today's specials?"

Whitehouse's picture

.... but wow, 2% for Bachmann. Doesn't she see the writing on the wall?

No wait, it's Bachmann.....

StynqueOne's picture

If the Presidential election of 2012 has of two Black candidates-LOL

I hear more intelligent rhetoric in a high school locker room, before taking on a team with an 0 in 10 record? I'm guessing most people are under 30, and half didn't graduate high school.

A democratic government is the only one in which those who vote for a tax
can escape the obligation to pay it.

Alexis de Tocqueville