Without comment:

RUSH: You know what we have learned about the Somali pirates, the merchant marine organizers that were wiped out at the order of Barack Obama, you know what we learned about them? They were teenagers. The Somali pirates, the merchant marine organizers who took a US merchant captain hostage for five days were inexperienced youths, the defense secretary, Roberts Gates, said yesterday, adding that the hijackers were between 17 and 19 years old. Now, just imagine the hue and cry had a Republican president ordered the shooting of black teenagers on the high seas. Greetings and welcome back, Rush Limbaugh, the Excellence in Broadcasting Network and the Limbaugh Institute for Advanced Conservative Studies.


They were kids. The story is out, I don't know if it's true or not, but apparently the hijackers, these kids, the merchant marine organizers, Muslim kids, were upset, they wanted to just give the captain back and head home because they were running out of food, they were running out of fuel, they were surrounded by all these US Navy ships, big ships, and they just wanted out of there. That's the story, but then when one of them put a gun to the back of the captain, Mr. Phillips, then bam, bam, bam. There you have it, and three teenagers shot on the high seas at the order of President Obama.

(h/t Mark Nicholas)


Last night there was a report that another attack had happened on a US Cargo ship:

Kenya – Defiant Somali pirates fired rocket-propelled grenades and automatic weapons at another U.S. cargo ship on Tuesday but failed to hijack it, officials said, just days after Navy SEALs rescued an American hostage after an earlier unsuccessful hijacking.


The brazen midday attack on the MV Liberty Sun in international waters off the African coast is further evidence that Somali pirates are back to business as usual. Pirates have seized four other ships with 60 hostages since sharpshooters killed three gunmen holding American freighter captain Richard Phillips. "No one can deter us," one bandit boasted.


The Liberty Sun's American crew was not injured but the vessel sustained unspecified damage in the attack, owner Liberty Maritime Corp. said in a statement Tuesday night.



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Bugger rush.

I doubt I could get that drunk.

What would it take for Limbaugh succeed the nation? He's has big as Texas and twice as obnoxious.

He's threatened to leave New York City but the fat fuck is still here, Go! Leave NYC! Leave the country! Go already! Quit talking about it just go!!!

always threaten to leave. In the (NJ) Star-Ledger, there's a right wing knuckle dragger who's always extolling the virtues of low tax states. It's always about them. They just hate paying taxes! They should all move to Lagos, Nigeria. No taxes. Also, rampant corruption, no infrastructure, etc. Adios motherfuckers!

Simply because some moron blowhards crow endlessly about no income or sales tax (even though public service fees and property taxes are way out of line and public services are horrid), that draws every moron from the East coast to the west coast over here, we've had enough.

They are moochers, lay-abouts, liars, ignoramuses and general drags on the peaceful existence the reasonable among us up here are trying hard to hold onto.

Can't we put together funds for ships to Somalia for them? I'll pitch in $10 and a few canned goods for their trip.

Instead of the Somalis taking hostages and ransoming them, we could pay them to host people who want to leave. That would be an improvement all-around from the more usual scheme of paying developing countries to store our toxic waste.

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Wed, 04/15/2009 - 17:36 — sixandseveneights
What would it take for Limbaugh succeed the nation? He's has big as Texas and twice as obnoxious.

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But does he have as much gas?

He lives in Florida and has a broadcast studio in his house. When is he ever in NY?

wow

that is all...

" That's the story, but then when one of them put a gun to the back of the captain, Mr. Phillips, then bam, bam, bam."

Uh, yeah.

And how many kids are in Guantanamo? And how many of them did far less that this? What was the navy supposed to do, offer them some candy?

Pathetic opportunist!

i'm toasting the idiot tea baggers w/a New Castle brown ale. hey Rush, have an oxycontin pal......

A dram of Ardmore sounds good...

Hey Rush, have some warfarin buddy...

since some nut-sacker may be listening in. But I think I've spotted the reason the nut-sack rebellion was the flop we all suspected it would be. Did you see the videos of those people? They all sure looked like the type to drink that Dutch beer swill Budweizer. Now if they'd had the sense to invite the Sam Adams drinkers.... well I think we all know what could have happened then. ;-)

Oh yeah, and if they REALLY wanted a lot of people all they had to do was get Beck to tell his audience that "bag-burning" party, bring our own bag and fire up. A lot of the 80% of his audience that are stoners who tune in for the laughs might have shown up.

And toasted the teabaggin morons with some Becks. The beer, not the fucktard on teevee.

thats what fight most wars most of vietnam was 18 to 20 years ols who just wanted to go home and not kill anybody

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Not even their recruiting sergeant?

Heck, soldiers today are aged 17 on up, fat boy is to stupid to realize that.

is Gaelic for "turd slurper."

OH some bad ass navy seals, the best in the world, of "support our troops fame", shoot and kill 3 pirates on the high seas and the talking head chorus says, Obama is taking credit for the armed forces. News emerges that they were teenagers and all of a sudden, Obama killed three black children in cold blood with his bare hands.

that he ripped out their throats with his teeth...

and THEN...THEN he ate their spleens and drank their blood.

...and don't forget they were Muslims, too.

By the Bush administration in Iraq. It was a few more than three, and most of them were NOT pointing guns at American citizens. Go away, Limpballs. The American people can make the fine differentiations you seem unwilling to make.

Not just Iraqi kids. Look how many American kids the Bush regime killed
http://usliberals.about.com/b/2005/12/10/iraq...

You know how he feels about young boys.

I love how he now calls the pirates "merchant marine organization" as if they now are some sort of legit organization.

What a slimy turd for brains. If Obama hadn't taken action you KNOW Rush would be the first in line to offer condemnations.

This time he's gone too far.

Organizers, as in community organizers. It's code for they are terrorists and Muslims and so is Obama. They want it both ways, they are a threat, they aren't a threat. Nothing Obama does will ever please these people. If Obama did A then they attack, however, if Obama does B they attack him too. They don't have principles, they have the 3 year old argument down of saying the opposite of whatever is. It's absolutely childish. Someone out there on the right must have an argument they feel can stand on the facts alone? It can't all be whatever he says or does we say the opposite can it?

"If Obama hadn't taken action you KNOW Rush would be the first in line to offer condemnations."

They would have tried to play it like the Iranian hostage crisis under Carter. Every chance they get they try to compare Obama to Carter. Obama is no fool. Having a competent president makes a difference.

This is some pretty glaring hypocricy even for Rush. I can only imagine the mental somersaults the brains of his listeners must have done, whom I'm sure up until that very moment thought those Somali pirates got exactly what they deserved, until hearing this, now mourn those poor little kids, killed to feed Obama-satan's lustful thirst for young souls.

Rush's hypocrisy knows no bounds. Come on, White collar drug users should be jailed but not himself. Even after that he transports Viagra across country borders. You're giving him way too much credit.

These people have no capacity to perform mental somersaults, that requires some ability to make rational comparatives of present thoughts to past thoughts. Impossible without a brain.

as if any was needed,that Limbaugh's brain is a black hole.

but some republicans are saying Rush only wanted to blow goats and to ply teenage black Muslim boys with Viagra, since they were upset, and they wanted to just give the captain back. I'm talking about people having a good time, these people, you ever heard of emotional release? You of heard of need to blow some steam off, or at least some teenage black Muslim boys?

Huh, huh - he said "Rush" and "to ply". Huh. Rush dodged Vietnam with an ass zit.

"Ass zit!"
Gesundheit, Rush!

"The story is out, I don't know if it's true or not..."

Yet you sure as hell won't miss an opportunity to milk it for all you can get.

Rush's colon should secede from his body due to endless abuse.

We also know from his trips to the Dominican Republic that Rush has a soft spot for teenage boys.

-GSD

Yeah his mouth and ass cyst

NOthing new rash wants president Obama to fail. if obama did nothing it would be wrong if he takes action that saves the captain it's wrong. rash beats the same drums with the same beat.

How long until freepers start screaming 'OBAMA IS A BABY KILLER!!!' because of this story?

Come on guys, Oxymoron has given you your marching orders. Time to get to work.

So let the record reflect... Rush thinks our troops intentionally and willfully kill children.

The republic of Wingnuttia and their leaders always hold such consistently high opinions when it comes to our fighting men and women and their morals and humanity, don't they?

for teenage boys has left poor Rush in a paranoia inducing syphilitic stupor.

Really, I'm not even going to try and figure him out because it would involve speculating that he in some way believes this line of rhetoric will turn AAs against Obama. Or perhaps Muslims? He's too f'd-up to know for sure.

But do I believe for millisecond that he's concerned about the well-being of teenager pirates from Somalia? Obviously, that's laughable.

is right.
Limbaugh simply knows no shame.
He's an amorphous,immoral money raking blob.

I wasn't certain how Rush would take the news that the president had acted decisively to end a situation that had put an American life in danger. Over the past eight years, he had gotten used to the indecision of the "Decider." Rush may be fading away (I hope).

Took him long enough.

Sounds like Rush is blaming America first, not supporting the troops and not supporting the commander-in-chief in time of war.

Oh, and you know where else there are teenage muslims who just want to go home? Gitmo. Though I guess most of them aren't teenagers...anymore.

This is from the same type of people who said it was unpatriotic to attack the president. Since they seemed to believe this so strongly I'm assuming they know they are unpatriotic.

So...these Somali pirates - teenagers, mind you, just incorrigible scamps out on a lark - wanted SO badly to let the captain go...they put a gun to his head?

That makes sense, if you come from the planet Wingnuttia and speak Limbaughese.

Further proof that the modern Republican party is nothing more than a few wealthy jackoffs mind-effing the base that really believes their horse-hockey, in a mindless reactionary if-Obama's-fer-it-we're-agin-it way.

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Those are quotes. I heard it say that crap on the radio.
Must be more of those phony soldiers. again.
At least get your argument right.

Indeed those words came out of limpy's own gaping piehole.

move along troll

Why don't copy and paste his exact quotes and tell us what he's saying. I can't wait to hear this. Don't pussy out on us. You're calling John indecent, back it up. I'm sure you wont for one of two reasons.

Your lack of decency will prevent you or...

Rush hasn't fed you the answer yet.

We'll be waiting for your response.

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I'm sorry, I didn't catch your response.
Must have been those noisy crickets.

He's a hit and runner. He says something he doesn't even believe then runs away like most conservative cowards.

crb

WHAT!

He's trying to read what Rush said on his site. He's mouthing all the words, it could take a while.

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Is that you again Edwin? CRB your drive-by identity?

Grasp this, asshole.

Read the rest of Limbaugh's post. All of it
He was setting up his teen statement against the standard liberal whine. Then, following this be brought in Sharpton's typical blather.

"Hit and run"? Na. I was hoping that someone else might pick up the torch.

Edwin? No idea who that is. You can find me at a blog called "evangelical perspective".

nods in approval while staring off into space.

LOL

The visual is too real.:)

the original voluteer somali coast guard was long ago supplanted by bandits. i'm sorry they're dead. they were just boys who stood to gain very little. i mourn for them the same way i mourn for teen boys here in new orleans who draw down on our local police. the choice of a life of banditry carries risk. i'm sad that that life seems like a viable option to those teenagers.

also note that with the ship not being held, the head of maersk seemed very relaxed.

And had it been Bush who had given the nod, you would basically have ejaculated in your pants, you two-faced pudgy loser.

I found the idea of doublethink a little far fetched. After all, what person could hold two completely contradictory thoughts in their mind at the same time and believe both of them. Clearly some people can and apparently they all listen to Rush, Beck and there ilk. Obama is simultaneously a wimp for failing to kill pirates fast enough and a child killer for killing pirates.

I have been of the opinion that the conservative movement in this country read 1984 as an instructions manual, not a dystopian novel.

Bush was never elected. He was appointed.

... thought the torture at Guantanamo and Abu Ghraib was akin to frat house pranks. Nothing to see here, folks. Move along ...

A Democrat or liberal could observe that the sun rises in the east, and the Pigboy would say, no, it's the west. The sun rising in the east is some Obama plot ...

No matter what Obama would have done with the pirate situation, the Pigboy would have criticized him. He hates blacks and other minorities (including women) in general, and Obama in particular.

He's filthy. Beyond the pale, beyond all reason and decency and anything that's good.

from the bloated, pedofile druggie

I he really a pedophile? Please fill me in. Not that I'm surprised. He never went to college, is a drug addict, is butt ugly and really, really offensive. Reminds me of John Wayne Gacy. But really, what's the story about Rush? Has he killed anyone yet?

They say the "anal poisoning" starts eating on the brain. And although Flush should know that a 18 year old is an ADULT, the fatboy is flowing too heavily into supporting terrorists world wide which must be the advancement of his illness. Perhaps it's his karmic affliction with the disease he wishes on others. He really wants to support terrorism. He's against America at every turn. His disease must be advancing. Euthanasia would be easier on him and us. Marna even left him because he likes teen-age boys. Poor little cut-throat pirates. They were just boys! Where's Captain Hook when you need him? Eh Peter? Tick-Tock Flush!
Dr.Frued Kervorkian

you can't have it both ways. Young teen age boys for yor sexual pleasure and pirates on the high seas. Choose..forget it. We know what would be your choice.

If 17-19year old Americans were caught with thousands of illegal "prescripion drugs", ie,herion, which is what oxycontin is, those poor young bastards would go to prison! Old fat and rich bastards get to earn millions of $$$ abusing the same drugs using illegal means to acquire them don't have to worry about any jail time. WTF is wrong with this pic!

The pirates are teenagers and therefore can hold hostages and threaten to kill, demand ransom and get it. Is it all right if it's done in America or just off the coast of Somalia? So what does he think should be done with the 'kid' who surrendered? Should be offer him citizenship?

Make sure we don't miss Rush's real intent here...to get Americans to identify black teenage males everywhere as equivalent to Samoli pirates attacking the US flagged ships. If we get distracted and allow him to blend the two together, it will result in an ugly racist smoothie for the ignorant to consume.

Hmm . . all I've been able to think is that my Limbaugh impression is improving by leaps and bounds. Lots more fun to read his own words out loud in that theatrical, bloated, nearly out of breath manner.

I've got 2 of the 3 traits down without trying (oi! -- I so freakin' out of shape!)

Sounds like rush is back on the hillbilly h.

Good article on doofus below:

http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2...

ugh

There's no pleasing the wingnuts.

If he would have sat on his hands he would've been labeled president pansy - now that he went all "action jackson" he's a cold blooded killer.

Nice try rush.

Call limpballs pretend to be a ditto head wacko the ask him if he is gay or if he is a coward for not serving A basic dos attack

It seems like their only response is blind contradiction. How fucked is that?

They have reverted to 3 year olds, this is what it's like having an argument about policy with a rethuglimbahganian...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teMlv3ripSM

piss on the merchant marine and the Navy. Atta boy!

I listen to Rush, voluntarily and knowingly I listen to Rush. On Monday he was congratulating President Obama on a job well done to a liberal caller. This after he and Beck and the others were all calling for the president to blow up the boat when the captain jumped off, or blow up all the boats, or nuke Somalia. And now this? Really? There is no thought, there is no circumspection, there is no introspection, there is no intelligence, there is nothing there but words and the steady drumbeat of hatred and dissatisfaction. My god.

you all knew this was coming, didn't you? he's defending terrorists and we're applauding killing. this is major league irony.

Kids with lethal weapons shot at our troops in Mogadishu 1993, Mr Limbaugh. Rush didn't criticize Bush/Cheney for the tens of thousands of unarmed Iraqi women and children killed and maimed in the last six years. And these people never even committed a crime or threatened anyone.

Rush sure can change direction quick.

for a bloated drug addict.

Rush is just jealous because he wants to be the one to shoot black kids.

Hey Limbaugh you fat fuck how old do you think Al Queda terrorists are. So based on your criticism against Obama you must side with Al Queda. Druggie is a scorned divorced husband whose ex wife is his sworn enemy that can do no right. Bitter asshole

Pays Rush billions a year to tear our country and citizens apart to divid them. What does this make Rush. A pill popping pimp..

This one is for the ages. That scumbag pisses on the amazing restrained focus of the SEALS. They save an American in captivity. For him to make some cheap attack on the President...I am just speechless. I hope they are hearing that crap on Armed Services Radio or have it appear on Navy blog sites...talk about 'know your enemy'.

This SOB did not serve his time in the military because he claim the pimple on his a... stop him. And to think he called our soldiers phony soldiers because they disagreed with Bush and his corruption..

Bush had a 14 year old man as a terrorist and claims that he even tortured him for 7 years.
But of course Rush is all talk and BS. Rush calls our soldiers phony soldiers when it fits his policy of condemning them when they disagree with Bush's administration crimes and corruption... Then Rush calls them fighters of democracy when he wanted to defend Bush's illegal invasion of Iraq.his policy.
But, of course Rush is as patriot as he was when receiving 5 furloughs to stop from serving our country for a pimple on his a.. So Rush The BS'er now sits and jumps on the pimples on his a... all day long while condemning others calling them traitors , anti-Americans and scum because they tried to uphold our laws and constitution and condemn Bush torture , illegal spying , illegal war for oil and he continual policies of crimes..
Rush's BS speaks for itself.
When persons as Rush and Fox news speaks for the republican corporate party then it shows just how far they have fallen in the gutter.

What sucks about what Rush is saying is that there's a ring of truth to it... The problem is he never said that about anyone in Iraq or Afghanistan... he only says it when it's convenient to his politics

...irrelevancy continues. Rush would break his fat arm to pat Bush on the back for this. Where were his outcries while we continued to drop bombs on completely innocent people in Iraq, many of whom were women and children? That's what I though.

Screw Limbaugh, who the hell does this brain-damaged ass think he is anyway?
Obviously this un-American jerk will say anything and side with anyone in order to villify the Democrats. If Obama manages to capture or kill Osama bin Laden, fat boy would come out with heavy sympathy for the poor brave old man hiding from the evil Obama in a cave.
To hell with fat boy, his stupid act is not funny.

and most other conservatives don't care about:

1. Blacks
2. Teenagers
3. Africans
4. Criminals
5. Muslims
6. Victims of gun violence

I'll tell you what I don't care about on your list.

1. Blacks- Yep don't care, I don't care what color a person is.

2. Teenagers- I'll need a bit more info on this before I give you my answer. What about teenagers am I not supposed to care about?

3. Are you talking Africans in Africa or "African Americans"
Africans in Africa- I do care about, do I think we should export billions of dollars to them while we are borrowing trillions from china? Nope
"African Americans"- Nope don't care either their American or not.

4. Criminals-Violent criminals Nope don't really care about them.

5. Muslims-I do care about at least the violent ones and the ones that actively or passively support them. Other than that I personally don't care what religion or lack of a person follows.

6. Victims of gun violence- Innocent victims I do care about, but I don't believe that means banning certain types of firearms or restricting ownership any more than it all ready is. How about the people who commit violence of any type be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law and get hard time to the maximum amount allowed by law? No probation/parole, no good time.

"What can i do to cut down that Peksy Negro today."

Mr. Compassion.. wow, it's touching! Rush almost makes me wanna cry and reach out for his love of truth & justice. Nah! Not really. He's still full of shit.

Hey Rush, do you know how many 17-19 year olds were killed serving in Vietnam or the current war in Iraq? If you are so distraught over the deaths of young people where is your outrage over these unjust wars that have cost the lives of thousands of young men and women...over lies!

But I wouldn't dwell on Vietnam if I were you Rush, that's the war that the pimple on your fat ass kept you from getting killed or wounded in...remember?

Put Limbba the Hutt here on a boat, send him out to the Somoli coast with a big U.S. flag and lets see if he still "feels sorry for them" when they pick him up and stick an AK to his face.

...No wait, they hate us, they'd do us all a favor if they held him indefinitely or just killed him. They'd send him right back to us.

Since when did Rush Limbaugh care about black Muslim teenagers?

he goes on vacation.

You know I would imagine that if it was Bush still in office he would declare war on the Caribbean and then waterboard Johnny Depp. Cause that's where Pirates come from.

he's going to lose his entire audience.

Apparently, he's also taken up the cause of Butt Pirates. Could he be turning into....a Liberal?

as for anti-american terrorists.... blam blam blam....limbaugh down, at the order of president Obama.

Hope there's some follow-up on Rush's exodus from New York. What a big fat psychopath. According to Rush and the rest of his ilk, Obama can do no right, and of course the definition of right changes every day. With the pirates, he wasn't aggressive enough in the beginning, and now he's being criticized for taking out teenagers armed with rifles pointed at a man's chest. Makes a lot of sense. Then you have the other mindless dittoheads insisting that Obama doesn't get credit at all because it was the Navy seals that successfully handled the mission. I'm so sick of these people. They are truly mentally ill.

Rush knows alot about pumping bullets into teenage boys.

You're right. Viagra Limp-Dick always loves to vacation and play with all the very, very young pirate boys in the Dominican Republic.

Liar Limp-Dick is on his favorite drugs again and talking out of his Lard-Ass again.

If Obama did nothing it would be wrong if he takes action that saves the captain life it's wrong. Rash beats the same drums what the heck is that.

sidder

I read comments on another site from neo-cons claiming that the order came from the Bainbridge's Capt., therefore Pres. Obama couldn't take credit for rescuing the MSC Master.

My, how quickly the tune can change!

He's just such an ignorant ass. I've never like bullies, and he's is so tyupical. I'd like to bring him down to size, metaphorically speaking of course.

that many of the insurgents in Iraq are teenagers. He doesn't seem to have a problem there.

Perhaps he's sympathetic toward the pirates because they were also really stoned on that grass they chew when they took the Master hostage.

when he said, "...the story is out, I don't know if it's true or not, ..." (my emphasis)

What a nasty, blinkered partisan you are, Mr. Limbugh. Irony doesn't pierce you chitinous carapace; it is to be hoped that one day a watt of light will illuminate that dark corner of your soul where your sense of decency and love for country and countrymen lie moldering.

He would have first asked to see their drivers' licenses. and when he found that they were only teenagers, he would have had a godd heart-to-heart talk with them to help them realize the error of their ways, before they shot him dead. Could a bullet penetrate all that fat?

He would have found out they were teenagers and then realized that they were too old for him. ;-)

Limpballs himself doesn't think it's a bad thing that the pirates got shot, but he thinks _we're_ hypocrites for not protesting it like he supposes we would have if it had happened when Bush was in office.

Rush limbaugh is a scatmuncher!

That is all.

you totally took what he said out of tone context. he was being a wise guy with those remarks and you posting what he said without a description makes it sound like he was being serious. you never mentioned one time that all those comments were made with a roll of the eyes.

for all the people that comment on here, you should actually listen to rush once in a while instead of believing everything repeated only to get a knee jerk reaction.

it was actually hilarious when rush said all that. and it is true that if bush had taken out those teenagers the left and the press would have went berzerk with stories that "bush killed black teens".

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