Rush Limbaugh on Gordon Brown's relationship with Obama at the G-20: "Anal poisoning"
Rick Sanchez was a bit offended by El Rushbo's remarks on Gordon Brown hanging with President Obama:
Limbaugh: The slobbering, the slobbering, this guy folks--- I'm telling you. If he keeps this up throughout the G-20, Gordon Brown will come down with anal poisoning and may die from it.
Sanchez: Anal poisoning. Think about what he is saying there, maybe no, better yet, don't.
We all got the crude sex joke, Rushie. He is a disgusting homophobe. Why else would he make such frequent references to people having to "bend over and grab their ankles"?
And the wonder-boy, Eric Cantor shows us once again how the GOP licks his boots on a daily basis. Britney Cantor said that the Limbaugh National Committee has really good ideas. OMG.
Via Greg Sargent:
Okay, I’ve just obtained audio of GOP House leader Eric Cantor lamenting the “overreacting” to the crisis, which is the story of the morning.
Here’s a transcript:
“As far as Rush, Rush has got ideas. He’s got following. He believes in the conservative principles that many of us believe in –- of lower taxes, of making sure that we turn back towards a focus on entrepreneurialism in this country, to promoting innovation and not stamping that out by over-reacting, if you will, which this town often does, to crisis.”
I guess Cantor also believes that Gordon Brown is about to get an STD from hanging with the President at the G-20 as they try to fix the global economy. You know they'd be singing a different song if McCain had gone there. Or RushBo's hero, George W. Bush.
It's killing them that President Obama is being received so well. My best friend just Skyped me from France and he said Obama is everywhere and Europe loves him. Of course, for these cretins, that just becomes an excuse to sneer at him.
from Toy Story (of all places). Rush Limbaugh is a sad, strange little man.
Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught
will we realize we cannot eat money.
I think of turds like Rush when I hear this wonderful lyric from U2
being that he's a homosexual child predator with a penchant for taking man-boy sexual adventure vacations in the Dominican Republic, where most of his carry-on luggage is illegal, unperscribed Viagra. He's an authority on "anal poisoning".
Time to dig up a good-old fashioned Freudian psychoanalyst -- if you can find one -- and get him or her to dust off the old course notes on arrested sexual development and ante up. That may be the only way for you to find someone who will listen to your junior high locker room potty mouth. However, the $250/hr fee may have something to with it. May god speed!
"Secular humanism -- a fearless, realistic world view replete with doubt and scepticism that attempts to attain an unachievable state of equilibrium between and among the human qualities of reason, intuition, imagination, memory, ethics and common sense.
It is his "internal" replay of his avoidance of "conflict" in the Vietnam era: when they asked him to serve his country, to join the ranks of the military he bent over to show his ass. The ingrown pimp*le kept him from risk in the communist infested jungles. So by this time with all the drugs and intellectual dishonesty that ass cyst has grown to international proportions, the possibility of a non psychotic honest leadership provokes the old wound to rise again at which point he projects it onto the embodiment of the threat: Obama. So in his cavernous mind when he hears Obama the resonance of the name travels through the miles and miles of bloody intestinal cells to reinvigorate the dreaded ass cyst, the daimonic defender and a type of hallucinatory effect takes over, instead of the long repressed vision of himself bending over in front of an Army recruiter to display his military service avoiding wound he sees Obama looking as his wound, it makes him feel vunerable feminine even so he must displace these feelings and project this internal accuser onto an external source.
self loathing closet case
me-oww!
What pisses off Rush and the fascist reichwing is the margin of Obama's electoral landslide victory put it out of reach of Jeb Bush and the conservative activist election throwing justices on the supreme court. Thet are pissed Obama still has a sky high approval rating from the overwhelming majority of Americans who want him and America to succeed. They are pissed that unlike Bush where no world leader would look at Bush or shake his hand, the free world loves Obama. It gets their goat that because of a Democrat we are no longer the laughing stock of the world, and that we are in the process of digging ourselves out of a hole that has made us militarily and financially weaker thanks to GOP governance.
But what pisses Rush off more than any of this is for the first time in 8 years his taxes are going up. That's the real reason he hates Obama. Don't worry Rush, you'll still have plenty of money to fund your Oxycontin habit, your 6 or 7 square meals a day, and to pay for sex with children.
I could not have said it better.
Introverted + selfish + racism + homophobic - compassion - forgiveness - generosity - human soul x greedy = Rush Blimpbaugh
Rush is a real prize...
Hilarious.
Simmons
Grab your ankles isnt homophobic.
Its merely a euphemism that one is about to be on the submissive end of something phallic.
I guess doesn't Democracy protect it?
I don't think Rush was making a sex joke as much as he was ineptly making a 'ass-kissing' or 'brown-nosing' comment.
Either way the man is repulsive enough for me to jump on just about any anti-Rush bandwagon anyway.
The man is trashy, the man is an asshole, the man does not belong in public long time ago, and his audience is just human trash. The law is waiting for him aroud the corner. Wait and see.
The difference is I'm right.
Like Rush's erect tongue.
you have to love all that fascist international relationship building!
something's really wrong with a political party when they cannot respect a smart and respectable person representing their country in an international setting but instead bow to a virtual loathsome pig.
this is really ugly, Im surprised therre isnt more outrage
this guy is a PIG
IOKIYAR
promoting entrepreneurialism and to promoting innovation, but nothing that the Repubs did while in office did this...
... especially creating new bankruptcy laws that essentially took out the incentive to take a risk to start a new business or allowing the expiration of usury laws so that banks can charge an arm and a leg for borrowed money.
Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught
will we realize we cannot eat money.
to find a liberal banker send him my way I have some great ideas needing mega long term financing.
if you look at entrepreneurialism as allowing corporations to swallow everything in their path (including a representative government, you for the people, by the people, not for enron and exxon) then they are trying to give us more of that.
still. Global Corporatism
i'd love to give you a more thoughtful response but if you don't express your ideas with more words, like two would be twice as good, i have trouble understanding what your trying to say.
but regulation is possible. things like anti-trust laws. i don't buy the we have to let corporations take over our government to stay globally competitive. if that is the case i'd still rather go down with the ship than bail out of democracy like a rat.
if done in a sane and sensible way, first breaking up the huge corporations, would be a good thing. It doesn't have to be 10 companies -or fewer- running everything.
Our Gov't and the World's Government need to start whacking at the big multi-nationals. The key word is BIG.
Smaller Businesses over the big box stores like Walmart or the larger corporations, (not that there is anything wrong with them.) ;) But you have a point.
Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught
will we realize we cannot eat money.
I wonder how many times Limbaugh's been to Thailand?
just why? i like to have an open mind but there are some places i really don't want it to go.
If you can sort of think it, then it's probably happened and probably still happens. And like above: 200 unprescribed Viagra aren't to make the beaches look prettier.
He was caught sneaking 200 unprescribed viagra into the Dominican Republic. That of course in no way implies that the three hour hate monger is a sex tourist who travels to third world countries in search of anal sex with underaged prostitutes. No sir doesn't imply that at all.
That's about the gist of it.
Limpballs has a lot of experience with anal problems, maybe we should listen to him about this. Grab you ankles is something I'm sure he tells overnight guests frequently, I don't think it's homophobic I think it's self-loathing that you hear.
that he wouldn't be able to grab his own ankles so he may be telling his guest to grab their'e. Aside from the fact that nobody would have enough meat to satisfy his cavenous ass.
nice punchline
a VW Bug could do a U-turn in there.
The Fat Junkie reminds me of John Wayne Gacy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Wayne_Gacy
i think we already know this guy is a drug addict. painkillers don't exactly make you sharp.
Why is it that it's always the fat, homely conservative dudes that think all gays want them? The only way any gay man would look at Rush is if you covered him with tiny mirrors and hung him spining over a dance floor.
Your comment is funny as hell by the way. The reason he picks up rent boys in the DR is because those poor souls are too impoverished to put up any kind of fight. No sane gay man would touch him with a barge pole.
Rush is terribly insecure, but I am stating the obvious. He is so envious that Obama is a powerful, good-looking, obviously virile Alpha-male. It all goes back to high school, where the Obamas of the school were getting girls and charming teachers on personality plus looks while the needle-dicks like Limbaugh were wanking in the boys toilets with a Sears catalog. Of course, since they would never pick on someone like Obama in real life, they made nasty shit up and picked on "teh gays."
Secure men don't even think about gays. My husband is a manly man, but he doesn't go on about gays or really give them any thought. He has gay friends and doesn't care about being seen with them or what people think. He cooks, cleans and does a lion's share of housework. He doesn't care that I earn more than he does, and his profession is generally female-oriented. That is what a real man is like. Rush is a pretendy real man that thinks jokes about gay sex defines masculinity. Rush is gay as the day is long. Step out of the closet and into the light Rush.
"Anal poisoning" What kind of man would conjure up something so irrelevant and unnecessarily disgusting in describing two heads of state? This grotesque, drug addicted, child molester is trying to tell us something.
Uh...rash...you're getting you're suppositories mixed up with your depositories agai.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
One would think rash would approve of Obama and Brown's resistance to France and Germany's desire to create an international regulator that can reach into any international corporation anywhere.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
...that smacks of imposing restraints upon the ability to satisfy insatiable greed or the gratuitous exercise of a sociopath's power, whether it is Obama and Brown's version or whether it is France and Germany's. In this specific case, I think that France and Germany are right....an international regulatory body with enforcement authority is exactly what is needed. Obama and Brown are on the wrong side of right on this one.
ya got an anal fetish...that's fine.
But you have kids listening to your show. Keep it at home with the young boys...ok?
Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.
the UK and France all mixed up....
Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught
will we realize we cannot eat money.
the conservative rhetoric that any country other than the US is composed of sub-human sissy cowards and/or terrorists? they are all the same. when your blindly conformist different is bad.
...if he wanted to come down with anal poisoning. And the corpulent doughy load of cholesterol laden manure that is rushbo the ass-ho is an expert on anal poisoning for he is the very epitome of a chronic colonic toxic exudation, a diary of diarrhea. So, now is the time to refer to my list of Shakespearean insults to honor the fecal warrior. Rush Limbaugh is a paunchy lumpish swag-bellied puttock. Thanks, Bard.
"the very epitome of a chronic colonic toxic exudation, a diary of diarrhea"....that approximates the definition of "Santorim"(Google the word "Santorim").
What a slimeball. When the gods were creating him there was a shortage of "gray matter"
and quantity was compromised. He has become an enemy to himself and a threat to this
beautiful land.
knows about ass problems, it would be Tush Lumpboil
Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter are two of the biggest closet cases I've ever seen. Limbaugh travels with Viagra to the Dominican Republic for an "all boys" vacation. There are two reasons people travel to the DR: rum and the child sex industry.
Coulter is pushing 50, never married, no kids, three broken engagements and goes through men like a $20 hooker at the Republican National Convention.
These two need to get on a shrink's couch ASAP.
this rush dude is an insecure/self- indulgent klown. sure he's laughing all the way the bank and that's whats alarming. to realize he has that many followers. these followers enjoy the deception. they want the preconceived talking points that they think they can use to disarm people that aren't like them. they often don't even know why they hate people NOT like them until they're told why. that's what this guy provides
NONsense and millions listen to him like a daily sermon. Rush just won't have the effect he wants without
the satire with the sexual comments. he's part of the strategy to gain/maintain identity of the (R) party.
rush is so concerned that people may make compromises even if unpopular. i want RUSH to fail.
principally because their real business is one of bestowing validation upon, and legitimzing the impulses of, those who are inclined to nurture and indulge their darkest side. From that perspective, they serve as very powerful and influential authority figures for that crowd. Limbaugh, Coulter and others like them are in the business of transforming the shameful into virtues, not by advocating any change of heart or behavior, but rather by reversing definitions. Those who buy the clap-trap that Limbaugh and Company is selling are really buying a dispensation to believe that they are still good people, even while they open-heartedly embrace every conceivable kind of shameful belief, impulse or behavior. There was a time, not all that long ago, that (most) people would never have dared to air their shame (their sociopathic instincts, bigotry, racism, unbridled greed, exclusionism and so on) in public or polite company. But now there are authority figures telling those who are inclined to give ear to such voices that that which was once was a sin is now the foundation of all virtue. Inevitably, there are many who will eagerly accept such a message, as if it came directly from the mouth of God.
Limbaugh and his peers are modern day Pied Pipers, but their message isn't for rats. They sing an irresistable siren song to the self-made moral cockroaches of the fringes, beckoning them to come out from the dark and dank places behind the woodwork, which is their otherwise natural habitat. He doesn't invite them into the open that they might become valued members of greater society, to become threads who can be woven into the fabric of the common good, rather, Limbaugh entices them into the open only that they may serve as agents of intellectual, cultural and moral infection. The "cockroaches" neither understand that point nor understand that they are being exploited solely for their value as just so many useful idiots. They only care that they are being offered limitlessly legitimizing self-justifications for their choice to indulge, as a way of living, in that which is - and has always been - shameful. The fact that these people are being manipulated and mobilized for political purposes is largely irrelevant. Validation that legitimzes essentially sociopathic instincts ends up being the perfect manipulative tool and bait. It's the promise of the easiest of all possible pathways out of a forest of far more arduous and demanding life choices.
That Limbaugh, Coulter and the like are freely given public forums from which to work their diseased works gives sore indication about the aggregate state of our society. It shows how far we have yet to go.
What do you, the POLICY MAKERS for the Republican Party, believe?
Or are you just ditto-head followers of a guy who makes crass gay- and race-baiting jokes?
LOTS of people have "ideas", but you wouldn't want them leading anybody anywhere!
There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby. - Tom Waits
I'm sure Rush would have earned the Worst Person in the World award today.
have lost control of Rich Limppaw. He used to be their spokesman, dutifully repeating the Repug catch-phrases and slogans. Now he's writing the script, and they're helpless to stop him.
Might be fun to ride a tiger, even an obese one, but not too easy dismounting.
1. Rush is the perfect spokesman for the Republican Right. He is their apotheosis.
2. A Homophobe is not someone who hates gays. A homophobe is someone who is desparately, obsessively queer and hates themselves.
...I hope he flails!
When Republicans held say during the Cold War years, the standard operating procedure in case of nuclear attack, which all had to practise, was grab your ankles and kiss your ass goodbye.
That must have been a very traumatic experience for poor old Rushbo.
This guy is textbook narcissistic personality disorder.
"anal poisoning"??? What the fuck??? Only somebody who has some serious sexual issues would come up with something like that. I guess it shouldn't surprise me, though. Rushbo, like most reichwing babblers, has a real fixation with anal sex. Hey Rush, come out of the closet dude - you'll be healthier for it (and little boys in the Domincan Republic can finally breath easier).
If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
George Carlin
was gushing and asskissing hoping that some of Obama's honeymoon would rub off on him and save his neck from his own people. But Rush is still a gasbag moron, even if he did point it out.
Look at all the shit that spews from Ann Coulter's mouth and she's still invited onto news shows on all the networks. Instead of making this about what a terrbile person Lumpbutt is, we should be making it about what terrible people all Cons are.
I think I read somewhere that the only cure for anal poisoning is massive amounts of hillbilly heroin.
Paging Dr. Limbaugh...
Progress not Congress
Today I heard this fat filth say that he expects the market to go up while Obama is out of the country - essentially saying that there is a connection between the market doing well today and Obama not being here.
You gotta be a really stupid asshole to believe that nonsense.
What would you say, that there are AT LEAST 20 million really stupid assholes in this country?
according to the last election, you have to multiply that by at least 2.
Never misunderestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Ol' Gordo is in danger of looking like Tony Blair. Although, having his head completely up Bush's backside was a good thing then, wasn't it? The utter hypocrisy of these people almost leaves one speechless. Stunning. Unbelievable.
MSNBC has a live poll to grade Obama's performance
and we need to get the conservative voice showing up in the results!!! Here is the site:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29493093/
Vote, then pass it on!
"every cloud is silver liney"
a fine line between love and hate in that poll, huh?
I just checked that poll. It is obvious it has been hit by right wing whackos. 39% give him an F and 36% give him an A, with Obama's popularity there is no way those numbers reflect an accurate poll.
MSNBC's followers on their website have gone beyond being fed up. No way they can all be trolls. The comments show people are getting tired of the cheerleading articles disguised as news.
wanna bet?
Limpballs is an expert on anal poisoning, c'mon Flush, suck out the poison.
kewl.
I guess he misses his boy toys.
What is your conceptual, continuity?
I kinda enjoy watching the train wreck that is the Republican Party. Was it yesterday that Newt said that the GOP will be history by 2012? I think he was saying it because they are showing no interest in him but there are more reasons than that they are history but at least he is on the correct path. This Cantor guy is truly amazing.
they'll be replaced by a true liberal/progressive party! That would be f'ing awesome and long overdue!
Edit:
Was thinking maybe a Crooks&Liars Party headed by maybe one John Amato?
I get the point.
I was kidding.
What is your conceptual, continuity?
and it disappeared Mudshark. Honest. Glitch or site monitor, not sure. LOL. I was actually being serious with my suggestion though.
And yours got caught up in the action.
What is your conceptual, continuity?
It went to the very top of the page.
You can't make this stuff up.
I'm wondering how much more absurd they will get?
These clowns are making the Adams family look normal.
What is your conceptual, continuity?
Never heard of it BUT obviously Limbaugh knows exactly what it is--that tells me all I need to know. I wonder just how many have been poisoned by Limbaugh.
For the leader of the Republican Party to come up with "anal poisoning" is remarkable. I wonder if Cantor or Boehner or McConnell or Gingrich or any of the other ass kissing Republicans would condemn their leader's choice of metaphors.
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The reason why Rush makes so many homophobe comments because he is fighting against who he is internally, an oversize FAT MAN who makes frequent visits to The Dominican Republic and who seems to have this strange affection for Bobby Jindal, maybe because jindal looks like a little boy.
I know this sounds Black Helicopter-ish, but is it possible that Rush is secretly a Democrat, or on the Dem's payroll? I just can't believe that any thinking adult would make so many homophobic, racist & ASININE comments. He is the gift that keeps on giving.
I don't think it's homophobic. I think Rush is a closet case, and he gets excited projecting homoerotic scenarios.
He has two named WWII era nukes that describe his lifestyle to a T
Among many things that baffle me about Republicans...
When their autocratic douchebag is president, they love every moment when he is rude, obnoxious, ignorant, autocratic and when people hate him. Then when someone else comes into power who has some poise and people skills and we like him, they're resentful and combative.
...and have to resort to idiocy like Limbaughs' "anal poisoning" remark.
If your party doesn't value getting along with people, how can you be surprised when someone who does is better liked? Obama isn't a messiah, but Bush was barely a burrowing animal. Guess who people like, you cretins!
Obvious by his various comments and trips to the Dominican Republic ( remember him getting busted with the Viagra ? )that Limbaugh is a real sicko , no wonder he could never keep a wife around for long . Would love to see him get busted one of these days .
Insanity , it is what it is , there is no understanding it .
As has been said, not a homophobic comment.
This is precisely were this human adult diaper dwelleth, his personality reeks of anal poison!
is nothing else than human trash. Take easy folks and within time you'll see what is coming to him. In the Universe, nothing goes unnoticed. He'll pay for is stupd irresponsible blabering.
Lod Rush bow seems to be pre occupied with Grabbing his ankles and taking it and all the other references of this nature he utilizes on his radio show.
Isn't he concerned about the Kiddies hearing his discriptions of such matters?
What about his listeners that are parents of little tykes? Do they let their children listen in to Rush on the Radio? It is not like it is pay per view? I'm talking about Rush's Christian listeners? The religulous ones?
Rush spends much time orating about the hole between the two cheeks.
No, the two most southern cheekds of the human body.
Where Rush lives most of his oratory radio career.
Ever wonder why his Ditto-Head listeners tune in to Rush? They like being talked dirty to, maybe?
I doubt it. He seems to me to be a typical gay-bashing homo himself. After all, he went to Haiti on vacation with a suitcase full of Viagra. Anyone realy think it was so he could have sex with the black population of women there? I think not. From what I have heard, Haiti is the pedophile sex capitol of the western hemisphere. Based on what old Limpdong is constantly screaming about concerning gays, I would say he must be a closeted one himself. How many times have we seen this behavior in the republicans before? The ones that yell about gays the loudest are usualy gay themselves. Anyone got pictures of him in the company of a woman? Can it be proved he was NOT paying her to be his escort? I doubt it....
I thought he went to the Dominican Republic...same island sure..but Haiti isn't exactly a tourist hotspot....
And his only pet is a kitty named "Pumpkin".
You know what they say about 'those who shout the loudest'....
'Whoever smelt it, dealt it'...
Has there ever been a show of his, where he didn't mention 'anal'....
Probably not, draw your own conclusions...
We don't inherit the Earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children - Native American proverb
If being cold means there's no such thing as global warming, does being full mean there's no such thing as world hunger?
And he seems to like really big cigars too...
Shoot, if Howard Stern and Don Imus get censured for their antics, Rush needs some of the same gubmint lubbin':
Online FCC Complaint Form
So what is rash this week: a journalist, head of the gop, or an entertainer?
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
is not only a homophobe but he's also a pedophile who loves to get to the Dominican Republic and Thailand to have unlimited sex with 10 year old boys and girls!That's why, when he was stopped by customs, they found a BUNCH of Viagra in Tubby's luggage!Fuck you, ya child molesting tub o' lard!
Anal poisoning, will that keep him out of the draft like that boil on YOUR ass kept you out of Vietnam?
I really hope I live to see the day when the American people have had enough of this guy...
and at that point, in a fit of red-hot rage...
...we throw Rush in a hole and take a giant group shit on him...
fucktard! Ru$h... STFU!
What Flush did was called a "curse". Because Flush's energy is so negative and suceptible to negative return (to the power of 10 times greater) he performed a "curse" on himself. Thus, because of his negative attack on another,unsuspecting person, Rush Limbaugh will die of an "anal poisoning"...whatever that is...be it Aids? HIV? It'll be painful for Rush to die this way. Marna, his ex, probably also knew his "curse" is coming. Do not "curse" the innocent Rush. Pity Flush. You are pathetic!
The people have had enough of this behaviour. A cure would not be acceptable to Rush's spirit. It is destined. He did it to himself. It is Karma. And, an Instant Karma will get him. Rush should have consulted the universe before "cursing" another.
Merlin
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