"I Don't Recall Remembering" - The Alberto Gonzales Memoir

gonzo_greatest_hits_2866b.JPGDuring April 2007 Senate testimony about his role in the purge of U.S. attorneys, Alberto Gonzales famously explained, "that I don't recall remembering." Now comes word that the former Attorney General is writing a tell-nothing memoir designed to salvage his irreparably damaged reputation. Judging from his interview today in the Wall Street Journal, Gonzales has rediscovered his memory, if not the truth.

Gonzales' self-serving historical revisionism when it comes to rubber-stamping President Bush's illegal NSA domestic surveillance, authorizing the torture of terror detainees and sacking of prosecutors for political purposes begins in jaw-dropping fashion. Complaining to the Journal about the scorn and derision heaped upon him, Gonzales whined:

"What is it that I did that is so fundamentally wrong, that deserves this kind of response to my service?"

"For some reason, I am portrayed as the one who is evil in formulating policies that people disagree with. I consider myself a casualty, one of the many casualties of the war on terror."

Of course, that self-described "casualty of the war on terror" blessed the torture regime best articulated by then-head of the DOJ's Office of Special Counsel, John Yoo. As Jane Mayer describes in her book, The Dark Side, Gonzales as White House counsel stood by as the Bush administration wiped away Geneva Convention protections and blessed Yoo's definition of torture as necessarily "equivalent in intensity to the pain accompanying serious physical injury, such as organ failure, impairment of bodily function, or even death."

In his interview with the Journal, Gonzales blames Yoo for the legal basis for waterboarding and other so-called "enhanced interrogation" tactics, asserting "in the end it was the Justice Department's call." Of course, during his January 2005 confirmation hearings for the Attorney General role, Gonzales lied under oath to the Senate Judiciary Committee about President Bush's torture policy. Calling Senator Feingold's questions about Bush's commander-in-chief powers "hypothetical," Gonzales claimed the infamous Yoo memo "has been withdrawn." But as the New York Times subsequently revealed, while the Justice Department in December 2004 publicly proclaimed that torture was "abhorrent," the new Attorney General in February 2005 and again later that same year issued secret memos which "provided explicit authorization to barrage terror suspects with a combination of painful physical and psychological tactics, including head-slapping, simulated drowning and frigid temperatures."

Gonzales' lies to Congress didn't end there. No doubt, the man who pioneered the Sgt. Schultz defense ("I know nothing. Nothing!") will claim in his memoir "I don't recall" lying to Congress about his role in the Bush administration's purge of U.S. prosecutors. As the Journal noted today:

[Gonzales] admitted to making mistakes in handling the U.S. attorney firings while maintaining that he made the right decisions. He says that while he bears responsibility as former Attorney General that "doesn't absolve other individuals of responsibility."

Among Gonzales' own responsibilities is to own up to his multiple acts of perjury before the United States Congress. At it turns out, Gonzales in 2006 and 2007 lied to Congress about the U.S. attorneys scandal and the warrantless domestic spying program at least three times. The AG's falsehoods included his January 18th, 2007 claim that "I would never ever make a change in a United States attorney position for political reasons or that in any way would jeopardize an ongoing investigation" and the deliberate deception that "with respect to every United States attorney position in this country, we will have a presidentially-appointed, Senate-confirmed United States attorney" despite his aide Kyle Sampson's September 2006 email planning to do otherwise. And on February 6, 2006, Gonzales lied about the conflict with Acting Attorney General James Comey over the renewal of the so-called terrorist surveillance program:

"There has not been any serious disagreement about the program that the president has confirmed."

To add insult to injury, Alberto Gonzales today in essence accused Comey of perjury on the matter. In May 2007, Comey told the Senate Judiciary Committee of his clash with Gonzales while serving as acting attorney general during then-AG John Ashcroft's recovery from emergency gall bladder surgery. In that capacity, Comey had refused to recertify President Bush's illegal NS domestic surveillance program. On March 10, 2004 Gonzales and Bush chief-of-staff Andy Card went behind Comey's back to pressure an "extremely ill and disoriented" Ashcroft, a man so ill his wife refused him to have any visitors. As the New York Times described it

When the White House officials appeared minutes later, Mr. Gonzales began to explain to Mr. Ashcroft why they were there. Mr. Comey said Mr. Ashcroft rose weakly from his hospital bed, but in strong and unequivocal terms, refused to approve the eavesdropping program.

"I was angry,' Mr. Comey told the committee."I had just witnessed an effort to take advantage of a very sick man, who did not have the powers of the attorney general because they had been transferred to me. I thought he had conducted himself in a way that demonstrated a strength I had never seen before, but still I thought it was improper."

But whereas Comey described the stricken Ashcroft as " very, very ill; in critical condition, in fact," Alberto Gonzales painted a much different picture today for the Wall Street Journal.

Mr. Gonzales said Mr. Comey's characterization of the dispute was "one-sided and didn't have the right context," and gave the impression that he and Mr. Card were attempting to take advantage of Mr. Ashcroft. "I found Ashcroft as lucid as I've seen him at meetings in the White House," he said.

Thus far, Gonzales has yet to secure a publisher for his book. But while the disgraced Attorney General may not have a gift for recollection, he apparently has a gift for fiction.

(This piece is crossposted at Perrspectives.)



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The very fact that you would need to have it explained to you means you're incapable of understanding the explanation. Providing you could even recall it five minutes later. Just go join the millions in the unemployment lines and take it like a man, the way the rest of us are having to.

neo-con, self-loathing adolescent who cannot conceive of a realistic self-assessment in the context of responsibility and the disinterested public servant. Fuck him.

Gonzo is a lying sack of crap.

Who in their right mind would spend $1 to buy his memoir? I think they're going to be giving this book away on every pajamas media blog out there, then Aryan Nation defender Sean Hannity and Billo can proclaim the book a success.

What a goof.

That was my first thought too. Even for a right-winger to buy his book is a stretch.

Unpolished liars looking to put a fine sheen on their lies.

But

But, he's terrible at it. Any 3 year old can say "I don't remember".

When my kid was 3 and he would do something wrong and we would ask him why he did it, his answear "I dunno......I dunno.......I dunno."

PS he is interested in being a lawyer, he gets it from his mother side of the family.

I always thought that was the one lesson Clinton could've learned from Saint Ronny: 'I don't recall'. The Reps use it all the time. Why didn't you just say you 'I don't recall having sexual relations with that woman'? People would've bought that. I mean c'mon. She didn't look all that memorable. And you had the horn dog rep going for you. How could you remember every piece of tail you got?

group. Not to mention, even worse with Hillary and Chelsea.

Only single guys not in office can get away with a line like that.

still, its a pretty funny post. :)

3) They did it too!!

His "service," my hind leg! He served himself and his corrupt bosses, and is now painting himself as another victim. Call the waaahmbulance. He deserves to go down in obscurity--after a thorough castigating by--somebody. Anybody.

simply
gonzales = wet mouldy shit-for-brains

I'll be looking for it in the fiction section of the library.

Not one law firm in the United staes will hire him, hahahahahaha. In the WSJ that was the line that made me smile from ear to ear, cant get a job, im stil giggling. I mean what law firm would hire this guy, not even the right wing fantics want to be near this guy. This is the article that has made my day.

Gonzo's problem is that he's an incompetent nincompoop.

Aint that the truth. Being crooked wont stop them hiring you, being stupid will not stop them from hiring you, being a known liar to congress under oath will not stop them from hiring you, but add it all up and you are TOXIC.

Tobacco Companies and Blackwater love lawyers without scruples.

But they must have a brain with a synapse that fires more than once a month.

(or disagreements)" relative to the Bush regime.

Don't fall for it. It's a word game.

That one rejects the whole notion of torture is not a fucking policy difference. It's rejection of that which is goddamn illegal.

The MSM needs to be taught new talking points starting with "war crimes" and "profiteering".

The blogs should take the lead in the word games.

""For some reason, I am portrayed as the one who is evil in formulating policies that people disagree with. I consider myself a casualty, one of the many casualties of the war on terror."

Similar to how Joseph Goebbels was a mere casualty of Hitler's war on europe. Goebbels never did anything wrong nor did he embrace Hitler's ideology. He was simply at the wrong place at the wrong time. Just like poor ole Gonzo.

in the English language that accurately describes how absolutely useless this sludge is to humanity. I've scraped better from my boots after walking through a cow pasture.

"...I consider myself a casualty, one of the many casualties of the war on terror."

His delusions about being the U.S. Constitution notwithstanding, i think Gonzales is the victimizer here.

to the flaming wreck that is the Bush Administration; now it's time to stand up and take the consequences, rather than blubbering about it.

I'm a pacifist. But man, some people just need to be smacked upside the head. With a sledgehammer.

Not killed mind you, but what kind of complete asshole takes the persecution route when they do the kind of things he did?

Well, maybe you were once. You can always try again.

I'm not a pacifist, so imagine what I'm wanting to do.

But that made me laugh out loud! :)

On that note, I'm outta here. There's a case of beer with my name on it and I'm determined to recycle everyone of them.
Peace out.
And Happy New Year all!

)O(

Wed, 12/31/2008 - 14:52 — Dr.Yukadov
I'm a pacifist. But man, some people just need to be smacked upside the head. With a sledgehammer.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ-CKRi_tlw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGoU7urNTbI&fe...

he's just as lousy as I remember him.

...alogical LIAR?? I am so disgusted with this whole administration and 99% of these repug/fascist politicians. They just seem to think if they spew their bull shit loud and long enough that they can change reality.

The Evil Empire....it doesn't get any more evil than these thugs and liars.

He doesn't have a publisher.

This "I don't know why a lot of people don't like me" routine is getting stale.

He shouldn't be needing to write a book.

What has he done, in right-winger eyes, that is so terrible? Suck at his job? Become unable to utter a sentence without embarrassment? Small potatoes.

All you have to do is agree with the tenets of hardline conservatism and you should be set for life, and the rest of us can be spared seeing him on TV twenty times as the host congratulates him on his high bulk sales.

Sort of like a pawnshop where these f*cks store their souls for 4 or 8 years, commit their sins in the name of their leader, and get credits for cash, etc. to get by on the day-to-day. Maybe I was wrong.

Why

Shhhhhh, Gonzo has brown skin, that means that he is a secret terrorist.

The host who interviews him on his book tour will ask: "Is there anything you regret about your time as Attorney General?" That way the host will have asked a "tough question" and conducted a "balanced" interview.

"What is it that I did that is so fundamentally wrong, that deserves this kind of response to my service?"

These Bush Goopers are truly an amoral lot. I bet the next generation are even more anti-social and venal. We best be on guard.

)O(

I don't recall forgetting.

....proclaiming how much this little murdering liar "loves his country". When asked by the opposing Democratic strategist why did Gonzales ignore the constitution he swore to protect, Sanchez quickly changed the argument and brought up the "we haven't been attacked" bullshit.

Street whores have more honor.

)O(

And less cooties.

Oh, shit. I don't recall what I was going to post.

There's no telling what I might say.

Happy New Year both of you high blood pressured, angry bastards.

....and I wish everyone A happy, healthy, and safe(job included) New Year!!!

)O(

I got high blood pressure, high cholesterol, high blood sugar.

Now I know what the Beatles meant when they sang, "I get high, I get high, I get high..."

What a load of crap from this asshole. He feels sorry for himself now, does he? Awww, that's just too freaking bad. I think that he should go to Iraq and wander around, explaining to all of the citizens why he felt that torture was proper. Since he's so innocent, he won't need a bodyguard or anything.
And, all the while, we'll be listening to all of his phone calls so that we'll know that he is fine (if we bother to care).

Do not go near any pools Gonzo.

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"I consider myself a casualty, one of the many casualties of the war on terror."

What an insufferable pussy...

Gee, it must be kinda hard to sell a book with only blank pages in it.

Just wondering, do they all have to attend Smarm Charm school to become a good little repub?

Let's see...he thinks that He - Certifiable HACK - and proven liar - and proven butt boy - and proven, heck you get the drift, expects us to read something published in another Murdoch propaganda rag as resembling fact??

LMAO......WWhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......

Off to the Hague with you twit !!

the Bush family or Dick Cheney gotten this guy a job?

George Sr. used his influence with the rich Reich-wingers to get Jr. jobes and out of messes every time he screwed up. The least they could do is help Alberto after he sold his soul to the Bush family.

This this show people like Alberto and other non-whites how people like the Bushes and the moneyed class treat people who are not their own.

Holy Gonzo-gate, Batman!

I never listen to anything that Abu has to say.

Gonzales is a shell of the POS he used to be!

I have a great disdain for attorneys. I believe all to often, they let their personal interests rise above their professional purpose. When they craft the laws, institute said laws and rule on same, we are at their mercy and in reliance of their judgment.

In 90’s, Burris Sought Death Penalty for Innocent Man
http://www.propublica.org/article/in-90s-burr...

Most government-employed lawyers worked at the local level. In the Federal Government, lawyers worked for many different agencies but were concentrated in the Departments of Justice, Treasury, and Defensehttp://www.bls.gov/oco/ocos053.htm

High-Ranking Government Lawyers Have Too Often Made Things Worse, Not Better
http://writ.lp.findlaw.com/lazarus/20081024.html

Whether you claim, I don't recall, plead the 5th or commit perjury depends on cold hard facts and a good legal defense team...

These guys just don't get it. They spend more and more time convincing themselves, instead of us, that they did no wrong. Gonzales, along with the rest of the Bush administration, will deny they ever did anything wrong over the past 8 years. Thank God it is almost over.

stay away from small planes Gonzo.

I just would like to see Gonzo and Rove(TURD BLOSSOM) in Orange Jump Suits and Legg Irons along with the Rest of Bush and Crime family. But that is never going to happen because the COROPRATE CONTROLED MEDIA has there back. That is My story and I am sticking to it. One last word, Jeb Bush will be the PRESIDENT in waiting and the CORPORATE CONTROLED MEDIA just loves JEB,along with SERIA.

In an administration filled with, well, crooks and liars, Gonzo stands out as a particularly weasely little punk. Hard to imagine anyone buying his book and wasting their time reading it.

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