Which Lobby Wrote the JOBS (Jivers' Opportunity to Bilk Suckers') Act? Solving a Mystery
Whenever Washington politicians get together on something "bipartisan," there's a very good chance it's a lobbyist-driven initiative — one that will enrich the lobbyists'' patrons, generate campaign funds for pliant politicians, and stick it to pretty much everyone else.
Want to know where a "bipartisan" bill comes from? Follow the money.
Scene of the Crime
The so-called "JOBS" Act is a good example: The acronym stands for "Jump Starting Business Startups," but a better name would be "Jivers' Opportunity to Bilk Suckers." The bill is a sham that declares open season on hapless investors while offering a money-making bonanza to a variety of wealthy political patrons. And it passed the House this month with an overwhelming majority.
Bills like this one don't just write themselves. Washington insiders know that many of them are drafted by industry lobbyists, then delivered to compliant legislators to be submitted and passed as "bipartisan" solutions.
But figuring out who's behind the "JOBS" Bill is a challenge. It's like one of those Agatha Christie mysteries that takes place on a wealthy estate — which is appropriate, given the average personal wealth of a Washington politician — where everybody in the story is a suspect.
Motive
There has been a lot of reporting on the bill's contents, which are currently being debated on the Senate floor, so we'll stick to the highlights: It allows startups to advertise for private-citizen investors (sometimes called "crowdfunding"), so a lot of people could be suckered into unwise investments with their own savings; it makes it easier for banks and bank holding companies to play in the investment world again, effectively undoing anything resembling the Volcker rule for these investments; it gives a tax break to millions of "small businesses," which in its definition would include multimillionaire financial advisors, attorneys, plastic surgeons and the like, none of whom would create additional jobs; it allows companies to conceal key facts, such as the amount they pay their own executives; and it eases accounting and other regulatory requirements for so-called "emerging growth companies," giving them far greater license to bilk and deceive those "crowdfunders." (Crowdfunding is a good idea if done properly, but that's not the real goal of this bill.)
Oh, and those "emerging growth companies" could generate as much as a billion dollars per year and still be considered "startups." The economic data's clear on that point: Companies of this size don't generate jobs; smaller ones do.
Opportunity
It's a good thing your humble correspondent has worked on Wall Street. Otherwise it would be possible to believe that the one-billion-dollar limit, although it's ridiculously high, actually means something.
In real life, that sort of thing's easy to get around. When your massive corporation approaches the one-billion-dollar mark — even after your high-priced lawyers and accountants have used all their tricks to lower its reportable income — then all you have to do is split the company into two new ones. That way you get to continue evading all the accounting rules — and you can raise even more money from the suckers!
(An amendment's being offered that would moderate some of the bill's more egregious provisions, and is currently being debated, along with the House version of the bill, on the Senate floor.)



