(We'll interpret what Jeff/Jim really means. Please feel free to improvise your own)

"I left you a message while Monday's show aired. I don't know how Keith would think that I would ever come on his show considering how he has dealt with this story thus far.

(You know I can't really answer a legitimate question with someone who would grill me.)

I did appreciate the replays of my questions, if there were any conservatives watching I'm sure they cheered that someone would ask these kind of questions.

(The replays show my shaved, hard head over and over again! I liked that.)

Take a look at the red/blue county map from the 2004 election for a clue.

(Up yours, you liberal freak! I'm off to church)

Best to you,

(Go screw yourself. That'll be two hundred dollars please.)

Jeff

(I still can't believe I got away with that for two years.)