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The Fly On The Wall: White House Press Credential Interviews Yellow Dog Blog And now, it's time for another episode of Fly on the Wall. This feature,
Press Officer: Isn't that also a male escort or [whispering] male prostitution service?
Reporter 2: Prostitution is such a liberal way to put it. We liked to call them "male maneuvers" if you know what I mean.
Press Officer: Gotcha. We're actually far more concerned about the kind of questions you'll ask President Bush if we give you a White House press pass.
Reporter 2: Believe me, I know how to be gentle with another man.
Press Officer: Uh, OK. Well, let's try some questions. Pretend I'm the President and you want to ask about progress in the Iraq war.
Reporter 2: OK. "Mr. President, how do you answer critics who say we had no reason to invade Iraq, that the effort has ruined our reputation and is bankrupting the national treasury?"
Press Officer: Funny.
Reporter 2: Sorry, I kid sometimes. "Mr. President, are we close to leaving Iraq and turning the country back over to its own people?"
Press Officer: Softer....
Reporter 2: "Mr. President, how are you holding up under the strain of your tremendous responsibility?"
Press Officer: Softer still...
Reporter 2: "Mr. President, when are the liberals in Congress going to stop supporting terrorists and get behind your heroic efforts?"
Press Officer: Keep going...
Reporter 2: "Mr. President, will the Attorney General be filing charges against the activist judges who killed Terri Schiavo?"
Press Officer: That's it! Beautiful.
Reporter 2: I wasn't too harsh was I?
Press Officer: No, perfect. You're going to fit in just fine.
Reporter 2: Wow, to think, just last month I was dating men twice my age. Now I'll be a real White House correspondent.
Press Officer: Do you have any objections to us, uh, providing you questions to ask the President?
Press Officer: Uh, OK. Well, let's try some questions. Pretend I'm the President and you want to ask about progress in the Iraq war.
Reporter 2: OK. "Mr. President, how do you answer critics who say we had no reason to invade Iraq, that the effort has ruined our reputation and is bankrupting the national treasury?"
Press Officer: Funny.
Reporter 2: Sorry, I kid sometimes. "Mr. President, are we close to leaving Iraq and turning the country back over to its own people?"
Press Officer: Softer....
Reporter 2: "Mr. President, how are you holding up under the strain of your tremendous responsibility?"
Press Officer: Softer still...
Reporter 2: "Mr. President, when are the liberals in Congress going to stop supporting terrorists and get behind your heroic efforts?"
Press Officer: Keep going...
Reporter 2: "Mr. President, will the Attorney General be filing charges against the activist judges who killed Terri Schiavo?"
Press Officer: That's it! Beautiful.
Reporter 2: I wasn't too harsh was I?
Press Officer: No, perfect. You're going to fit in just fine.
Reporter 2: Wow, to think, just last month I was dating men twice my age. Now I'll be a real White House correspondent.
Press Officer: Do you have any objections to us, uh, providing you questions to ask the President?
Press Officer: What's your name, son?
Reporter 2: Well, at military-studs-for-hire.com they called me I.M. Huge, but you can call me Jeff. Jeff Cannon. Yeah, I like the sound of that.
Press Officer: And would it be possible for us to take another photo for your press ID? All the pictures you submitted are of you, well, naked.
Reporter 2: No problem.
Press Officer: Quick, who do you work for?
Reporter 2: The people!
Press Officer: Hey, hey, hey...
Reporter 2: Kidding!
Press Officer: Welcome to the Bush White House