Fetish America via marble composition

• U.S. Senator equates gay rights to "man on dog" sex.
• U.S. Senator equates gay rights to unions of men and box turtles.
• Prominent talk show host says gay rights will lead to unions with goats.
• Doctor who's wife says he forcibly sodomized her, often while she was unconcious due to her narcolepsy. (he's also a 2002 Bush appointee to the Advisory Committee for Reproductive Health Drugs in the Food and Drug Administration).
• State Department Undersecretary (currently the U.S. nominee for U.N. Ambassador) forced his wife to have group sex in a Manhattan swingers club.
• Anti-abortionist admits to having sex with a mule on national radio.
• Female culture crusader states that condoms lead to cancer and STD's are spread by skin contact alone.

Why they're Conservative Republicans of course. And, some very religious ones I might add. Oh I know you're saying, "c'mon Fuzzy, you're talking about all those dirty, heathenistic, SoHo Liberals." Um, no, go click on the links above if you'd like to learn more.  Read on