via Jesus General: Charles Johnson- Little Green Footballs

Dear Mr. Johnson,

I was going through my morning Christian reading material as usual with a hot cup of "smokey Joe" when I noticed a really cute gift idea from Agape press. Its called "Christian Baby Videos." ...read on...

I have just been given a promotion to Colonel by The General himself. I'm very proud of my new Commission and hope that I fulfill the new responsibilities admirably.