The General: "My fellow cadremen and cadrenotmen from the Red Guard of the Glorious Conservative Christian Cultural Revolution are freeping my Amazon review of Sen. Santorum's book. I can't tell you haw betrayed I feel. Without the Free Republic, I have no mental template for my thoughts."

I have to tell you it's been my absolute pleasure working with the General. Only he could have a dedicated thread on Free Republic over a book review on Amazon. Read and laugh your butt off.