In honor of the Victims Group that blasted Santorum and his continued effort to make an ass out of himself, I've started something new. Instead of Stupid Blonde jokes,

C&L is unveiling: Stupid Santorum Jokes. Here's a few:

Santorum couldn't learn to water ski because he couldn't find a lake with a slope.

Santorum got excited because he finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2 to 4 years.

Santorum was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.

Santorum hates M&M's because they are so hard to peel.

Please add to the list.