(guest blogged by Howie Klein)

I've never been a fan of "Christian music" but today my friend Leigh, who was a DJ on her church station turned me on to a rapper named tobyMac, whose name rang a bell because he once won a Grammy. When she tried playing this song, "Irene," on her church station, some kiss-ass goodie goodie snitched on her to the pastor.

I have a box set (3 CDs) called THE HOLIDAY COLLECTION by Martha Stewart. It's mostly classical and jazz that she likes listening to around the holiday season (+ recipes and stuff like that). The person who listens to tobyMac's song and sends me the best explanation of why the kiss-ass went running to the pastor, wins the box set. Send the answer to downwithtyranny@aol.com.