It's come to this.

Authorities Warning Women Not to Wear Gel Bras As Worries of Possible Female Bombers Increase

The Birmingham Airport in the UK includes gel bras in their list of banned items for flying into the US. Boy, security checks will be interesting, won't they?

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How many more terror alerts will it take before we'll all be flying nekkid?

Cobra Starship: Snakes on a Plane video.