(Special video below) Jon Stewart turned on C-SPAN and was shocked, just shocked I tell you when he unfortunately saw Robert Novak's visage on the Washington Journal...

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Stewart: I keep reading these articles that The Daily Show is big among the 115 year old vampire demons, but--why does Robert Novak hate? And why me--it's like I publicly revealed some piece of information he didn't want people to know and ruined his career. And then kept asserting it was everybody else's fault but mine.

Why would Novak not like Jon Stewart?

Oh, I almost forgot about this one....And as a treat to all the C&L readers--I opened up my wingnut vault to give you the original: "Douchebag of Liberty" segment. While Novak failed to reveal his sources in Plamegate he demanded CBS reveal their sources and for that and that alone....

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Stewart: ..for that Douchebaggery, Robert Novak is hereby awarded the highest civilian honor awarded to douchebags: The congressional medal of douchebag...