Happy Thanksgiving to you all!

Before you eat that meal today, go do this.

Hoffman Files: Give us your (non-Syrian) poor and tired yearning to breathe free

Forward Progressives: Ted Cruz Understands Science Less Than the Average Kindergartner

MonkeyMuck: Armed Angry Anti-Government White Male Terrorists Strike Again

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